Clearly the answer here is the ride the magic cow down.
Your magic cow has not arrived yet!
...Actually, it just got here. You request that it transport you to the bottom of the ravine, and it declines. When asked why the fuck not, it replies that going down would be significantly more difficult than going up without increased - likely lethal - bovine damage.
Fair enough.
Cut down another tree, See if odd metal pole is there too. Return felled tree to cave.
Then explore island.
You chop down another tree, and find a notable lack of metal pole. You return the felled tree and scraped-up bits of the pole tree to your cave, and set out a'splorin'.
You do not get very far before a very thick mist begins to obscure your vision. You hear a quiet voice calling your name from within the mist. What do you do?
"Why are you attacking me?!"
Arrow once more! Then if attacked in melee, try to use an improvised blade to hit it! Like a rock! Or...my bow.
You arrow the squirrel, then brace yourself for a melee fight. As the squirrel jumps at you, you feed it another arrow - as in you literally shove the arrow down its throat and out through its spine. You're pretty sure it's dead.
is walking lungfish anything like a real lungfish
Sneak attack walking lungfish aim for heart or brain
You SNEAK ATTACK the lungfish! It is eviscerated, and screams in horror as its blood pools around its dying form!
And yeah, it's similar to a real lungfish. There are a few minor differences, but for all intents and purposes...
Burn the shit out of the aggressor, then steal all the shit.
You cannot see the aggressor, as he appears to be very good at darting between shadows! Or he just vaporized or something. You torch the hell out of the tent anyways, and hear the occupant scream in terror. You see the apothecary run out of the tent whilst on fire. He is obviously making quite the racket, and the townspeople are starting to give you questioning glances. What do you do now?
Character Statuses:
NAME: Zunith
GENDER: F
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 0/100
GOLD: 18
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Sword, Generic Axe, Generic Shield, Cheap Clothing
CURRENT SPELLS:
FISTCURRENT EFFECTS: None
MAP:
http://i.imgur.com/4XBGe.pngENVIRONMENT: MOON JUNGLE
NAME: Sharilak
HEALTH: 15/16
GENDER: F
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 0/100
GOLD: 10
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Staff, Cheap Clothing, Ancient Spell Tome, Ancient Trinkets
CURRENT SPELLS:
SUMMON MONSTER II,
SUMMON OBJECT II,
SUMMON CHAIR ICURRENT EFFECTS:
BLEED IENVIRONMENT: POLAR MOUNTAINS
NAME: Melekef the Damned
HEALTH: 16/18
GENDER: M
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 7/100
GOLD: 40
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Staff, Cheap Clothing
CURRENT SPELLS:
RAISE DEAD II,
LEECH LIFE II,
SUMMON CORPSECURRENT EFFECTS: None
MAP:
http://i.imgur.com/fX96m.pngENVIRONMENT: CANYON
NAME: Lud
HEALTH: 10/11
GENDER: M
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 4/100
GOLD: 8
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Mace, Cheap Clothing, Jackrabbit, 2 jars o' beans, branches
CURRENT SPELLS:
CHAINS OF ARNAKCURRENT EFFECTS:
LAWFUL HALO,
CHILD OF THE CHAINED,
CHAINED FOLLOWERMAP:
http://imageshack.us/a/img525/9819/oeupu.pngENVIRONMENT: GRASSLAND
NAME: Riivak the Black
GENDER: M
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 0/100
GOLD: 20
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Sword, Generic Axe, Generic Shield, Cheap Clothing, 10x Torch, Firewood, Mining Tools, Masonry Tools
CURRENT SPELLS:
FISTCURRENT EFFECTS: None
ENVIRONMENT: ISLAND
NAME: Issera Thyme
HEALTH: 17/19
GENDER: F
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 2/100
GOLD: 30
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Bow, Generic Quiver of Unlimited Arrows, Cheap Clothing, 8x Torch, Rabbit Hide
CURRENT SPELLS: Enchanted Arrow
CURRENT EFFECTS: None.
ENVIRONMENT: TUNDRA
NAME: Bob Mcnobody the Generic
GENDER: M
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 0/100
GOLD: 39
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Knife, Cheap Clothing, Generic Cloak
CURRENT SPELLS:
CLOAK I,
SNEAK ATTACK ICURRENT EFFECTS: None
ENVIRONMENT: OCEAN CAVE
NAME: Tomio the Burned
GENDER: ?
HEALTH: 11/12
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 0/100
GOLD: 43
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Staff, Cheap Clothing
CURRENT SPELLS:
FIREBALL I,
FLAME DART ICURRENT EFFECTS:
FLAME HALO,
BLEED IENVIRONMENT: DESERT