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[Terenos]

Fair enough.
Cut down another tree, See if odd metal pole is there too. Return felled tree to cave.
Then explore island.

[Tiruin]

"Why are you attacking me?!"

Arrow once more! Then if attacked in melee, try to use an improvised blade to hit it! Like a rock! Or...my bow.

[NoahTophatz]

is walking lungfish anything like a real lungfish
Sneak attack walking lungfish aim for heart or brain

[tomio175]

Burn the shit out of the aggressor, then steal all the shit.

[TherosPherae]

Clearly the answer here is the ride the magic cow down.

Your magic cow has not arrived yet!

...Actually, it just got here. You request that it transport you to the bottom of the ravine, and it declines. When asked why the fuck not, it replies that going down would be significantly more difficult than going up without increased - likely lethal - bovine damage.

Fair enough.
Cut down another tree, See if odd metal pole is there too. Return felled tree to cave.
Then explore island.

You chop down another tree, and find a notable lack of metal pole. You return the felled tree and scraped-up bits of the pole tree to your cave, and set out a'splorin'.

You do not get very far before a very thick mist begins to obscure your vision. You hear a quiet voice calling your name from within the mist. What do you do?

"Why are you attacking me?!"

Arrow once more! Then if attacked in melee, try to use an improvised blade to hit it! Like a rock! Or...my bow.

You arrow the squirrel, then brace yourself for a melee fight. As the squirrel jumps at you, you feed it another arrow - as in you literally shove the arrow down its throat and out through its spine. You're pretty sure it's dead.

is walking lungfish anything like a real lungfish
Sneak attack walking lungfish aim for heart or brain

You SNEAK ATTACK the lungfish! It is eviscerated, and screams in horror as its blood pools around its dying form!

And yeah, it's similar to a real lungfish. There are a few minor differences, but for all intents and purposes...

Burn the shit out of the aggressor, then steal all the shit.

You cannot see the aggressor, as he appears to be very good at darting between shadows! Or he just vaporized or something. You torch the hell out of the tent anyways, and hear the occupant scream in terror. You see the apothecary run out of the tent whilst on fire. He is obviously making quite the racket, and the townspeople are starting to give you questioning glances. What do you do now?

Character Statuses:

Spoiler: Ochita (click to show/hide)

NAME: Zunith
GENDER: F
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 0/100
GOLD: 18
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Sword, Generic Axe, Generic Shield, Cheap Clothing
CURRENT SPELLS: FIST
CURRENT EFFECTS: None
MAP: http://i.imgur.com/4XBGe.png
ENVIRONMENT: MOON JUNGLE

Spoiler: IronyOwl (click to show/hide)

NAME: Sharilak
HEALTH: 15/16
GENDER: F
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 0/100
GOLD: 10
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Staff, Cheap Clothing, Ancient Spell Tome, Ancient Trinkets
CURRENT SPELLS: SUMMON MONSTER II, SUMMON OBJECT II, SUMMON CHAIR I
CURRENT EFFECTS: BLEED I
ENVIRONMENT: POLAR MOUNTAINS

Spoiler: Criptfeind (click to show/hide)

NAME: Melekef the Damned
HEALTH: 16/18
GENDER: M
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 7/100
GOLD: 40
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Staff, Cheap Clothing
CURRENT SPELLS: RAISE DEAD II, LEECH LIFE II, SUMMON CORPSE
CURRENT EFFECTS: None
MAP: http://i.imgur.com/fX96m.png
ENVIRONMENT: CANYON

Spoiler: lemon10 (click to show/hide)

NAME: Lud
HEALTH: 10/11
GENDER: M
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 4/100
GOLD: 8
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Mace, Cheap Clothing, Jackrabbit, 2 jars o' beans, branches
CURRENT SPELLS: CHAINS OF ARNAK
CURRENT EFFECTS: LAWFUL HALO, CHILD OF THE CHAINED, CHAINED FOLLOWER
MAP: http://imageshack.us/a/img525/9819/oeupu.png
ENVIRONMENT: GRASSLAND

Spoiler: Terenos (click to show/hide)

NAME: Riivak the Black
GENDER: M
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 0/100
GOLD: 20
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Sword, Generic Axe, Generic Shield, Cheap Clothing, 10x Torch, Firewood, Mining Tools, Masonry Tools
CURRENT SPELLS: FIST
CURRENT EFFECTS: None
ENVIRONMENT: ISLAND

Spoiler: Tiruin (click to show/hide)

NAME: Issera Thyme
HEALTH: 17/19
GENDER: F
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 2/100
GOLD: 30
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Bow, Generic Quiver of Unlimited Arrows, Cheap Clothing, 8x Torch, Rabbit Hide
CURRENT SPELLS: Enchanted Arrow
CURRENT EFFECTS: None.
ENVIRONMENT: TUNDRA

Spoiler: Noahtophatz (click to show/hide)

NAME: Bob Mcnobody the Generic
GENDER: M
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 0/100
GOLD: 39
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Knife, Cheap Clothing, Generic Cloak
CURRENT SPELLS: CLOAK I, SNEAK ATTACK I
CURRENT EFFECTS: None
ENVIRONMENT: OCEAN CAVE

Spoiler: tomio175 (click to show/hide)

NAME: Tomio the Burned
GENDER: ?
HEALTH: 11/12
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 0/100
GOLD: 43
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Staff, Cheap Clothing
CURRENT SPELLS: FIREBALL I, FLAME DART I
CURRENT EFFECTS: FLAME HALO, BLEED I
ENVIRONMENT: DESERT

[NoahTophatz]

wait no defending experience which means that that lungfish is a pilgrim here to revere the artifact dang
oh well
check corpse for loot unless its not dead if so then check if it can be saved and try to save and apologise saying the attack was a reflex then when the builders get back ask them for the price of a sign and a bell I don't want to kill any more

[Criptfeind]

Alright. Go exploring then? Unless I am literally in a hole in the wall. In which case try to find out where/how the kobolds got here.

[Terenos]

Try to work my way back to the cave, through the fog.
Listen to voice, but say nothing.

[Tiruin]

Trace back the squirrel's path. I don't want an infestation of these critters affecting my diamond earrings!

[tomio175]

Yell out that he aattacked me first. Get a small part of my robe as bandage for my bleeding ear.

[TherosPherae]

wait no defending experience which means that that lungfish is a pilgrim here to revere the artifact dang
oh well
check corpse for loot unless its not dead if so then check if it can be saved and try to save and apologise saying the attack was a reflex then when the builders get back ask them for the price of a sign and a bell I don't want to kill any more

You attempt to loot the lungfish, and instead just make a huge mess. You retroactively gain 2 DEFENDING XP. You remind yourself to inquire about the prices of signs and bells when the builders get back.

Alright. Go exploring then? Unless I am literally in a hole in the wall. In which case try to find out where/how the kobolds got here.

You're in a cave on a ledge. The ledge seems to extend in a form of ramp up the ravine wall, but ends at your cave. You climb up the ramp to an incredible view of dusty, blowing sands. You see a few tents nearby, but then duck back into the ravine to keep sand from getting into your eyes.

Try to work my way back to the cave, through the fog.
Listen to voice, but say nothing.

You try to find your way back to your cave through the fog, but just get more lost. The voice begins saying other things in response to your silence, such as "Would you like to play a game?" and "Are you lost? Do you need help finding your way home?". You begin hearing smatterings of other words as well, but they seem to have little meaning or coherence.

Trace back the squirrel's path. I don't want an infestation of these critters affecting my diamond earrings!

You track the squirrels to a solitary patch of dirt. The plants here seem to have a redder hue, and there are many holes in the ground. Near one of them, you find what looks like a rusted-off handle of some sort.

Yell out that he aattacked me first. Get a small part of my robe as bandage for my bleeding ear.

You yell that he attacked you first, and most of the townspeople roll their eyes and move along, extinguishing the burning remains of the apothecary and his tent. You then rip off a piece of your robe and bandage your ear with it. You are no longer bleeding.

Character Statuses:

Spoiler: Ochita (click to show/hide)

NAME: Zunith
HEALTH: 10/10
GENDER: F
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 0/100
GOLD: 18
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Sword, Generic Axe, Generic Shield, Cheap Clothing
CURRENT SPELLS: FIST
CURRENT EFFECTS: None
MAP: http://i.imgur.com/4XBGe.png
ENVIRONMENT: MOON JUNGLE

Spoiler: IronyOwl (click to show/hide)

NAME: Sharilak
HEALTH: 15/16
GENDER: F
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 0/100
GOLD: 10
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Staff, Cheap Clothing, Ancient Spell Tome, Ancient Trinkets
CURRENT SPELLS: SUMMON MONSTER II, SUMMON OBJECT II, SUMMON CHAIR I
CURRENT EFFECTS: BLEED I
ENVIRONMENT: POLAR MOUNTAINS

Spoiler: Criptfeind (click to show/hide)

NAME: Melekef the Damned
HEALTH: 16/18
GENDER: M
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 7/100
GOLD: 40
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Staff, Cheap Clothing
CURRENT SPELLS: RAISE DEAD II, LEECH LIFE II, SUMMON CORPSE
CURRENT EFFECTS: None
MAP: http://i.imgur.com/fX96m.png
ENVIRONMENT: CANYON

Spoiler: lemon10 (click to show/hide)

NAME: Lud
HEALTH: 10/11
GENDER: M
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 4/100
GOLD: 8
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Mace, Cheap Clothing, Jackrabbit, 2 jars o' beans, branches
CURRENT SPELLS: CHAINS OF ARNAK
CURRENT EFFECTS: LAWFUL HALO, CHILD OF THE CHAINED, CHAINED FOLLOWER
MAP: http://imageshack.us/a/img525/9819/oeupu.png
ENVIRONMENT: GRASSLAND

Spoiler: Terenos (click to show/hide)

NAME: Riivak the Black
HEALTH: 12/12
GENDER: M
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 0/100
GOLD: 20
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Sword, Generic Axe, Generic Shield, Cheap Clothing, 10x Torch, Firewood, Mining Tools, Masonry Tools
CURRENT SPELLS: FIST
CURRENT EFFECTS: None
ENVIRONMENT: ISLAND

Spoiler: Tiruin (click to show/hide)

NAME: Issera Thyme
HEALTH: 17/19
GENDER: F
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 2/100
GOLD: 30
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Bow, Generic Quiver of Unlimited Arrows, Cheap Clothing, 8x Torch, Rabbit Hide
CURRENT SPELLS: Enchanted Arrow
CURRENT EFFECTS: None.
ENVIRONMENT: TUNDRA

Spoiler: Noahtophatz (click to show/hide)

NAME: Bob Mcnobody the Generic
HEALTH: 20/20
GENDER: M
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 2/100
GOLD: 39
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Knife, Cheap Clothing, Generic Cloak
CURRENT SPELLS: CLOAK I, SNEAK ATTACK I
CURRENT EFFECTS: None
ENVIRONMENT: OCEAN CAVE

Spoiler: tomio175 (click to show/hide)

NAME: Tomio the Burned
HEALTH: 11/12
GENDER: ?
DEFENDING EXPERIENCE: 0/100
GOLD: 43
CURRENT INVENTORY: Generic Staff, Cheap Clothing
CURRENT SPELLS: FIREBALL I, FLAME DART I
CURRENT EFFECTS: FLAME HALO
ENVIRONMENT: DESERT

[NoahTophatz]

replace the broken part of the ledge wall with the Lungfish body then sleep till the builders arrive or a random encounter

[Terenos]

Wait patiently until the fog disperses.
And since I know it never will. Request politely that the fog disperse, as I'm really not in the mood.

[Tiruin]

Take whatever handle that is, examining the thing, before taking note of the places where the squirrels may be coming from.

[lemon10]

Chain the bat up in the center between my walls
Play with my Jackalope.
Take a nap.

Spoiler: Updated cave map (click to show/hide)