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[GreatWyrmGold]

....Sheepwolverine?

Like a sheepdog, only a wolverine.

[Splint]

Ah. that makes more sense. And I approve, because that sounds like a much better herding animal.

[mastahcheese]

Ah. that makes more sense. And I approve, because that sounds like a much better herding animal.

Right after you volunteered to herd the wolverines? Fitting.

[Splint]

I feel like the wolverines will be the death of me now.

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The wolverine bites the swordsdwarf in throat, tearing the skin and bruising the muscle!
The wolverine latches on firmly!
The swordsdwarf stabs the wolverine in the lower body, spilling her guts!
The swordsdwarf is unable to break the grip of the wolverine's upper teeth on his throat!
The wolverine shakes the swordsdwarf around by the throat, tearing the skin and tearing the muscle!
A major artery has been opened in the attack!
The swordsdwarf slashes the wolverine head and the severed part sails of in an arc!
The wolverine has been struck down.
The Swordsdwarf has bled to death.

[Godlysockpuppet]

Just began my go. oh wow. This is going to be fun. Especially liking the abundance of wolverines. I think I shall begin with my quarters. They are of inferior quality and must be improved upon! Muhahaha!!
Sweet jesus. Why do you have every dwarf hauling shit throughout the fortress!! Job number one: Calling every dwarf with half a brain cell has item hauling, wood hauling and stone hauling CANCELLED. This will hopefully boost production tenfold. Also why do we have so many engravers and not one military dwarf? There's also nothing keeping those outside from getting in. No doors, nothing. I'm going to dig myself a hole and hide in it until this problem has been alleviated.
 [EDIT] NOT ONLY THAT, we are also lacking basic services. A dining room, for instance....

[inspiredsimji]

Dining rooms are for ninnies. Real dwarves eat off the ground.

[Godlysockpuppet]

Well usually I just let my dwarfs eat raw meat and plump helmets off the cavern floor, which conveniently doubles up as a very large place for them to sleep. It's fun to watch them huddle for warmth by the well

[inspiredsimji]

So how's the game going? I'm looking forward to seeing what you've done with the place!

[Godlysockpuppet]

Sorry about the long wait, i've been ridiculously busy. Here's the file; I'll include a summary of my time later. My turn isn't finished, whoever is next can continue. http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=6892

[xana55]

Due to busyness IRL godlysockpuppet has decided to abdicate and pass on the fortress the fortress. Due to this he will receive another turn at the end of the current waiting list. GreatWyrmGold has been given control of the fortress with what work godlysockpuppet had done at the time. I wish GreatWyrmGold the best of luck.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'll start ASAP.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...Is it supposed to only let me unzip it with WinZip? Why can't I explore it with the usual Windows unzipper thing?

[Godlysockpuppet]

...Is it supposed to only let me unzip it with WinZip? Why can't I explore it with the usual Windows unzipper thing?

Oops sorry I used winrar to zip it. You need to download either winrar or 7zip to unzip it. If wait a few hours i'll zip it with winzip in a few hours time.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I had 7zip once...what happened to it? I'd appreciate a .zip, though.

[inspiredsimji]

So, you planning to construct your great monument? The fort's first megaproject is an important step in any succession game!