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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #1680 on: June 22, 2014, 10:04:10 pm »

That brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "slept like a baby".
What that saying actually means: I woke up every 2 hours crying and screaming whilst soiling myself.

It's the receiver equivalent of getting cockblocked. :P
Ouch. That's not fun.
I swear cockblocked still covers that base though?
Not really.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #1681 on: June 22, 2014, 10:34:19 pm »

So fix the problem. Lucid dreaming, yo.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #1682 on: June 22, 2014, 10:39:36 pm »

That's the thing. I still get cockblocked when I'm lucid. My inability to sexually attract knows no bounds.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #1683 on: June 22, 2014, 10:44:56 pm »

The temptation to OOCQ, sig, and plaster that all over the city is strong. I shall resist. Let another take it.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #1684 on: June 22, 2014, 10:48:13 pm »

That's the thing. I still get cockblocked when I'm lucid. My inability to sexually attract knows no bounds.
You're not doing it right.
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« Reply #1685 on: June 22, 2014, 11:12:25 pm »

Oddly enough, two nights in fairly short succession (I didn't note down my dreams from the night before last) I've had two dreams, the first starring me as myself in the first person, and the second about someone else in a completely different setting, in third person.
Unfortunately I couldn't remember a whole lot of either of my dreams last night, but they were interesting.

Spoiler: Dream 1 (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Dream 2 (click to show/hide)
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #1686 on: June 22, 2014, 11:17:43 pm »

That's the thing. I still get cockblocked when I'm lucid. My inability to sexually attract knows no bounds.
You're not doing it right.
Try a different (universal) address. Or at least, if the conventional ones aren't working, then start using unconventional ones. Logically, you're trying the opposite end of the odds.

Could explain why a goddess seems to have flirty eyes for me after trouncing Heaven and punching out God. Then again, she was already like that since before that.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #1687 on: June 22, 2014, 11:48:13 pm »

That's the thing. I still get cockblocked when I'm lucid. My inability to sexually attract knows no bounds.
You're not doing it right.
Try a different (universal) address. Or at least, if the conventional ones aren't working, then start using unconventional ones. Logically, you're trying the opposite end of the odds.

Could explain why a goddess seems to have flirty eyes for me after trouncing Heaven and punching out God. Then again, she was already like that since before that.
An easier solution would be to use your dream powers to mindrape your love interest into doing whatever you want.
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« Reply #1688 on: June 23, 2014, 12:10:47 am »

That's the thing. I still get cockblocked when I'm lucid. My inability to sexually attract knows no bounds.
You're not doing it right.
Try a different (universal) address. Or at least, if the conventional ones aren't working, then start using unconventional ones. Logically, you're trying the opposite end of the odds.

Could explain why a goddess seems to have flirty eyes for me after trouncing Heaven and punching out God. Then again, she was already like that since before that.
An easier solution would be to use your dream powers to mindrape your love interest into doing whatever you want.
But where's the fun in that? I mean, at least my girl can open portals by will, speak in the same language as the angels, while having quite the vulgar mouth on her; have virtually unlimited intelligence, based on conversations I've held, and own probably one of the most badass meta-dimensional nightclubs I've ever seen, with a good taste in music. Some I've never heard before. Oh yeah, and she's just as capable of reading someone (to pretty much psychic and intimate levels, and of detail as well) like a book at a glance as you'd expect of any god or goddess, so I don't think she'd be a fan of such a thing unless it was her kink.

BTW, according to my dreams, she hangs out with me out of her own free will. Her reason: I'm just too damn interesting.

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« Reply #1689 on: June 23, 2014, 12:14:24 am »

That's the thing. I still get cockblocked when I'm lucid. My inability to sexually attract knows no bounds.
You're not doing it right.
Try a different (universal) address. Or at least, if the conventional ones aren't working, then start using unconventional ones. Logically, you're trying the opposite end of the odds.

Could explain why a goddess seems to have flirty eyes for me after trouncing Heaven and punching out God. Then again, she was already like that since before that.
An easier solution would be to use your dream powers to mindrape your love interest into doing whatever you want.
But where's the fun in that? I mean, at least my girl can open portals by will, speak in the same language as the angels, while having quite the vulgar mouth on her; have virtually unlimited intelligence, based on conversations I've held, and own probably one of the most badass meta-dimensional nightclubs I've ever seen, with a good taste in music. Some I've never heard before. Oh yeah, and she's just as capable of reading someone (to pretty much psychic and intimate levels, and of detail as well) like a book at a glance as you'd expect of any god or goddess, so I don't think she'd be a fan of such a thing unless it was her kink.

BTW, according to my dreams, she hangs out with me out of her own free will. Her reason: I'm just too damn interesting.
I guess opinions vary, but I always found mindrape to be quite therapeutic. People generally don't listen to or believe me IRL.
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« Reply #1690 on: June 23, 2014, 12:19:55 am »

But what if your imagination conjures up pepper spray.

It's just too dangerous.
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« Reply #1691 on: June 23, 2014, 12:38:07 am »

What if your imagination conjures up angry bears?

I had a dream a long, long time ago in which I and my classmates were going on a "field trip," in which we dressed up in 18th century military garb with muskets... and went down the road to fight the British. All my friends died, and the girl I had a crush on. ;-;

Last night, however, I had some bizarre dream about a casino. It was 20 something stories tall. The game rooms were on the ground floor, a food court on the second, and the rest was one enormous hotel. Except the rooms were barely big enough to fit a bed. I kept getting lost and having to ask staff to guide me back to my room. And at one point I got a 24 pound deep dish pizza I intended to buy, but after walking away it turned out to be the wrong kind of pizza so I went back to the shelf (you just grab stuff off the shelf and have them cook it for you or something??) I couldn't find the fucking pizza section. There was suddenly camping gear everywhere. Guess I just dropped it or something and left, because then I was in the game room watching some guy using the penny slot machine. I mentioned that the odds of winning something increase the more you bet, so he bet 2 million dollars or some shit. He won, but he got 50 grand less than he'd bet. I don't understand why the machines worked that way.

So I buggered off and got lost, and wandered into a private penthouse. The dude in there was a photographer or something. He was pretty cool. Then I like tried to break into some room up on the top floor and hid in a closet with a secretary. She didn't rat me out, so it was all good.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #1692 on: June 23, 2014, 12:42:29 am »

But what if your imagination conjures up pepper spray.

It's just too dangerous.
Given the abilities of the girl I saw, I would prefer being bathed in pure capsaicin, while being mauled by angry bears, than whatever she could do if I ever mind-attacked her without her consent (AKA- Mindrape). You know, opening portals and such, using them like some supernatural deli-slicer, slowly being deleted atom-by-atom, having cartoon physics applied to me, and being broken like a mirror, feeling every crack; only to reassemble similarly, and just as painfully, only to have more animation-quality comedic affects applied to me. Fuck it, marinate me in the stuff, and hang me like a pińata.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #1693 on: June 23, 2014, 12:46:52 am »

Well, technically you'd be mind raping yourself, given it's a dream. Then your mind would rape you back, or retaliate as it were....

Sounds like a recipe for a split personality.
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« Reply #1694 on: June 23, 2014, 12:55:34 am »

Well, technically you'd be mind raping yourself, given it's a dream. Then your mind would rape you back, or retaliate as it were....

Sounds like a recipe for a split personality.
Or accidentally connecting to a psychic network far more powerful than the Internet could ever become. I wonder if I ever stumbled across any alien servers just by dreaming? If so, then they are surprisingly human in appearance, in most cases (most are truly alien looking, like the love child of pure horror and a sketchbook of a mad engineer; or creatures you'd never expect to be sentient or even register as such. Ghosts aren't scary compared to some of these oddities, like they're composite mini-hiveminds or split higher-dimensional beasts passing through our dimensional plane (like the ORZ)); just a bit more varied and exotic. Given some of our history of xenophobia and slavery and such, I don't they they'd be stupid enough to come here unarmed, and especially with weapons we have absolutely no awareness could ever exist. They're maybe not paranoid, they just know we humans are assholes, even to each other.
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