Sirius stared at the weird contraption that suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
"Well," he said to himself, "Today just keeps getting worse, isn't it. Wonder what this does."
Attempt to, in order, turn the crank and pry off the lid.
You manage to make a jet-black CRUXITE DOWEL and KERNELSPRITE appear from the Cruxtruder. These things look kind of unnerving.
>Andrew: Contemplate what you could throw at the Scaresprite in order to make it less horrible.
GM advice: basically anything that will stop the KAAAAAAHing.
"Right! Here goes nothin'!"
>Penny: Recaptchalogue lid, and throw the enemy into the sarcophagus.
ZELLSPRITE: Lemme help ya with that![Brawling (Good) +1 && Unarmed Combat (Fair) +0 vs. Escape Artist (Good) -1 -1]SG: you f∀ckerƨ thiƨ iƨnt the ending i intended
SG: i will be b∀ck for you penny i ƨwe∀r on my h∀lf-rem∀ining lifeA faint "BZOOOOO" sound can be heard from inside the crypt. However, before you begin to examine it, the room begins to flash.
ZELLSPRITE: Hahaha, aw yeah! We did it!The light grows so strong it crowds out Penny's vision, and she feels her house rumbling from underneath the pyramid. Moments later, all is black.
-- unlimitedTechnocracy [UT] began pestering scrapGambler [SG] at Ü‼:▌┌ --[02:05] UT: [seER.]
[02:05] UT: [whaT news do you beaR?]
[02:07] SG: f∀cking firegirl w∀ƨ too ƨtrong
[02:08] UT: [whaT.]
[02:08] UT: [a mERe kId?]
[02:08] UT: [wiTH your skIll?]
[02:08] SG: it'ƨ fine though
[02:08] SG: her ƨoul burnƨ hot
[02:08] SG: don't you remember the pl∀n?
[02:08] UT: [yEs.]
[02:09] UT: [yes. buT i am worRIEd.]
[02:09] UT: [sHould we have sET up likE THe rogue for HEr?]
[02:09] SG: n∀h. i got one of the me∀tb∀gƨ to ƨet up c∀mƨ in her houƨe.
[02:09] UT: [speaking of whicH.]
[02:09] UT: [WHERE IS THE OTHER PIDGEON?]
[02:10] SG: m∀in iƨ int∀ct
[02:10] SG: i ∀m pretty ƨure hopetyke ƨm∀ƨhed the other one
[02:10] UT: [WHY WOULD HE DO THIS?]
[02:10] SG: it w∀ƨnt diƨguiƨed very well
[02:10] SG: ∀nd ∀lƨo f∀rmerƨ h∀te ∀nnoying birdƨ
[02:10] UT: [WHaT. Is a faRmEr.]
[02:11] SG: uhhhhhhh
[02:11] SG: i think your ∀ugment∀tion iƨ ƨt∀rting to get to you de∀r le∀der
[02:11] UT: [SILENCE.]
[02:11] SG: ok
[02:12] UT: [youR failed baTTlE may bE evidence of ThaT wHIch i've Told you for so long.]
[02:12] SG: heeeeeeere it comeƨ
[02:12] UT: [you nEEd To augmenT fully.]
[02:12] UT: [i command you. IT will bring you To full sTrengTH.]
[02:13] SG: ƨorry but you know th∀t you c∀n't ex∀ctly control me
[02:13] SG: ∀nd i'm not looking for r∀w power here
[02:13] SG: wh∀t fun iƨ r∀ndom ch∀oƨ if you c∀n't experience the emotion of "fun?"
[02:13] UT: [you will undersTand In TImE.]
[02:14] UT: [foR now, geT off LoLaD.]
[02:14] SG: right well the port∀l kind of ƨent me ƨomewhere weird
[02:14] SG: i think i'm in ƨome kind of c∀ƨtle.
[02:15] UT: [well GET ON IT.]
[02:15] UT: [I cannoT waiT any longEr.]
[02:15] UT: [you musT nExT appREhEnd THe chEaTEr.]
[02:16] SG: right ƨure lemme juƨt uƨe my tot∀lly preciƨe ∀nd not ∀t ∀ll r∀ndom ∀BEY∀NCY THREESHOT to get ex∀ctly where youre ∀ƨking me to go
[02:17] SG: th∀t iƨ tot∀lly poƨƨibly within ∀ re∀ƨon∀ble ∀mount of time.
[02:17] UT: [back Talk To your leadER doEs noT befIT you.]
[02:17] UT: [i am mErEly worriEd.]
[02:17] UT: [THaT as wITH IP and SE.]
[02:17] UT: [you will bETRay mE and go rogue.]
[02:18] SG: nothin to worry ∀bout
[02:18] SG: ∀fter ∀ll
[02:18] SG: workin without ∀ b∀ckup pl∀n ∀int my ƨtyle
[02:18] -- scrapGambler [SG] ceased pestering unlimitedTechnocracy [UT]--
--- Hours into the future, but not many... ---
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>Penny: Wake.
You awaken with a jolt. You're on your back on a hard white surface. It seems to be... your roof?
Looking up, it's night time, but there are no stars. Zellsprite is nowhere to be seen, and the normal hustle and bustle of your mansion house is completely gone.
What will you do?