[01:08] -- avianAxepert [AA] began pestering pseudoSkeptic [PS] at 13:08 --
[01:08] AA: yo
[01:08] PS: Goddamnit.
[01:09] PS: One day, you will stop bothering me, and it will be the best damned day of my life.
[01:09] AA: oh come on
[01:09] AA: i'm not that bad, am i?
[01:09] PS: Yes.
[01:09] PS: Yes you are.
[01:10] AA: whatfeather
[01:10] AA: just
[01:10] AA: listen to me for a second
[01:11] PS: Fine.
[01:11] PS: No doubt what you'll have to say will be vague and unhelpful.
[01:11] AA: well
[01:12] AA: probably a little less vague and unhelpful than usual
[01:12] PS: Good.
[01:15] AA: so
[01:15] AA: thing #1 you gotta do right now
[01:16] AA: you gotta turn the cranky thing on the side of the tube-looking machine
[01:17] AA: if the lid doesn't come off give it a good thwack with your book
[01:17] PS: Okay.
[01:18] PS: And what exactly happens when I do those things?
[01:18] AA: you'll see
[01:18] AA: and i guess owl tell you wren you get to that part
[01:20] AA: aaaand then for the second thing to have to do
[01:21] AA: you have to put the thing that comes out of the tubey machine into that weird like
[01:21] AA: lathe-looking thing
[01:22] AA: and put the card into the slot in the same machine
[01:22] PS: Well, those descriptions certainly help.
[01:23] PS: Next, you'll be telling me to put the thingy into that one other thing, and you'll expect me to know what you're talking about.
[01:23] AA: okay look i think my descriptions are sufficient
[01:23] AA: just
[01:24] AA: bluh
[01:24] AA: okay third on the agenda is you gotta put the result of the lathey-thingy onto the smaller platform of the platformy-thingy
[01:25] AA: and then i'm not entirely sure i can help you past that point
[01:26] PS: And how exactly do you know that I have to do these things?
[01:26] AA: do you really expect me to answer that question
[01:26] PS: No.
[01:26] AA: that's what i thought
[01:26] AA: now go
[01:27] AA: do the stuff
[01:27] AA: do all of it
[01:27] PS: I guess I'll take your word for it.
[01:28] PS: But if this ends up screwing me over, believe me, you will NEVER hear the end of it.
[01:28] AA: yeah yeah
[01:28] AA: that's all the help i have to offer right now so
[01:28] AA: bye
[01:29] PS: Yup.
[01:29] PS: Bye.
[01:29] -- avianAxepert [AA] ceased pestering pseudoSkeptic [PS] at 13:29 --
>Andrew: Turn the 'cranky-thingy.'
You turn the "Cranky-thing," causing a bright-yellow Cruxite Dowel to pop out of the bottom. You notice that, as per AA's advice, the lid is still firmly un-popped.
Be connected to!
Jonathan connects as Sirius' server, completing the somewhat mangled chain. The messy-haired astrologist shows up on Jonathan's screen, along with the full SUBURB GUI.
>ACHIM: Look into that journal!
You look into the journal. There is some text on the top of the first page, but it seems otherwise blank.
"You're gonna like me a lot less when I show your nose what the inside of your brain looks like!"
>Penny: Captchalogue the lid for the sarcophagus. Chuck more junk at this asshole.
[Improvised Weaponry (Mediocre) +2 -1 vs. Escape Artist (Good) -1] You captchalogue the lid of the sarcophagus and immediately chuck it at him. The little bastard manages to duck and dodge yet again. It is fairly clear that his main skill is dodging things while looking stupid.
SG: i h∀ve not ƨeen thiƨ kind of deƨper∀tion in ∀geƨ
SG: it iƨ invigor∀ting
SG: but it lookƨ like i ∀m running out of time
SG: w∀it, wh∀t-[Brawling (Good) +1]
ZELLSPRITE: Don't worry, babe. I got this one.
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