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[zacen299]

Wow I'm surprised how little has happened lately. 

[Vorthon]

Tell me about it, brodder.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sorry about that. Assignments and papers and university and all that. I'll post the turn tomorrow.

[zacen299]

No problem USEC at least you haven't completely vanished and school is a perfectly good reason to vanish for a while. :3

[USEC_OFFICER]

TAN ZOMBIE HIDES, MAKE KICK-ASS RIB-JACKET!

I have a goal. I will not be dissuaded.

[16] ... Fine, you make a kick-ass rib-jacket from the skin of the zombies. It's incredibly cool, mostly because of the lingering cold aura from the zombies. Not only if you had some shades...

Called it.
Search the north door for traps. If it's not trapped, open it and walk through. Lockpick it if it's locked.

"Clever... Very clever..."

Before my companion opens the door, double check for traps on the secret door then make him wait until I'm well away from the door before he opens it. Then search the southern corridor for traps and secret doors with both my hands and gem.

The misty golden sparkler room reeks of traps. Go to the newly found door instead and just kind of loiter about.

"You guys know any good jokes?"

To the secret door that was found, open it but don't go in

Everyone... just kinda clusters around the new-found door.

[5 + 5] [18 + 5] [1 + 5] Luckily it doesn't seem to be trapped or locked, and in fact opens quite easily.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Beyond the door is another hallway, this one stretching for fifty feet to the north before disappearing beyond the light of your torches.

Search everything past the door in the north hallway if it opens as thoroughly as I did last round Did I seriously roll a 20 on something that didn't matter? *sigh* now to hope my roll really doesn't suck this round.

[17 + 5] The good news is that your roll doesn't suck.

You find no traps in the ring of torchlight shed by your companions. Admittedly it's not much, but searching the place in the dark is probably a terrible idea.

"How many bards does it take to kill a dragon? None, they'll wait for a real adventurer to come along and kill the dragon, then sing songs about him."

Take a big breathe, hold it, and search the mist.

Taking a deep breath, you head into the mists to search the room.

Acererak once caged a siren here in the grotto behind the mists, but she escaped years ago. Now a crypt chanter lairs here. By coincidence, the crypt chanter looks not unlike the siren once magically bound to this chamber.

Eh, you know what? Sod that. We can do better than that pancy shit.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

As you head deeper into the cave, you begin to hear a dull roaring sound, as if a thousand voices were screaming far off in the distance. The reason why soon becomes apparent. The unseen crowd is enjoying a concert by two crypt chanters badass musicians.

 

"Are you ready to rock?"^*

_{* Disclaimer: I have clue about heavy metal music and went with the first names that came off the top of my head. Please don't kill me. Oh, and the fact that two crypt chanters badass musicians exist has nothing to do with that Wild Magic spell that was cast. Nope, definitively no connection here.}

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Flaming Axe (+2 Fire), Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Map, Ganderson Thugsley (Badass Goose), Booze



Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion



Name: Nikolai L'Carpetron
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Fancy Two-handed Sword
Armour: Leather Pants, "L'Carpetron" Nametag

Items: Brimstone torch, a striker, Leather Pants, 50 GP, 2 Sapphires



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (27 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (29 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit, Gold Purse (59 GP), 3 Viper Statues


Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Arming Sword, Dagger/Throwing Knives (24 Knives)
Armour: Leather Armour, Large Cloak Fully Able to Wrap around his Body.

Items: 10 foot pole


Name: Wall II
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue Trap Roomba

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Throwing Knives (12 Knives)

Items: Grappling hook on a rope, Lantern



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope



Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery, Zombie Leather Rib-Jacket

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem, Gold Pouch (169GP)


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Barovian Roquefort


Name: Aroth MÜmgozzanor
Player: Akhier the Dragon hearted
Gender: Male
Class: Royal Diplomatical Mage Unit

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Royal Magical Staff being no more then 10' in length but no less then 9' in length titled "Eknar Sholil" made of Ironwood and is engraved with an image of Est ìfid, Legendary Tankard

Spells: Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Heal, Acid Splash, Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Telepathy

Items: "Est ìfid" made of mermaid bones and menaced with Sea Serpent teeth with an engraving of Eknar Sholil


Name: Jake
Player: Scelly9
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger of Stabbing/Wand of Mild Boils (30 charges)
Armour: Hat of Better Spells, Leather Chestpiece

Spells: Light, Spell of Mild Radiation, Fireball, Random Weather, Spell of Mild Explosiveness

Items: Spellbook


Name: Kadvega Montalka
Player: Anailater
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear
Armour: Chest Plate Armour

Spells: Fireball, Wild magic (Again), Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall, Summon Bigger Fish

Items: 20 GP

[Vorthon]

Attend concert, rock out tribal-style! Woooooooooo!

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Mutter about how disco was better and then summon alcohol to sooth the savage musicians.

[Kadzar]

/dance

[greymountain_Sage]

I light up my lantern and walk through the north door. Search the whole Hallway and keep moving forward until I find something interesting. Disarm traps and open secret doors as I find them.

[RedWarrior0]

Much better metal is much better

[USEC_OFFICER]

* Disclaimer: I have clue about heavy metal music and went with the first names that came off the top of my head. Please don't kill me.

[greymountain_Sage]

* Disclaimer: I have clue about heavy metal music and went with the first names that came off the top of my head. Please don't kill me.

Shouldn't that be "No Clue?"

[USEC_OFFICER]

Typo.

[anailater]

Everybody Dance Now!

[RedWarrior0]

Oh, I read it and have no clue who those guys are. Just felt a need to evangelize the wonders of Rhapsody (of Fire)