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[greymountain_Sage]

I think he knows that. As far as I can see, he's just adding a trophy to his weapon.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Nothing like a record of kills... even if they aren't necessarily yours.

[Zako]

Walk down one of the corridors noone is checking for traps, and check for traps carefully along the whole way, tapping with the end of my pole infront of me as I walk.

[Kadzar]

Razdak nibbles on his Roquefort ponderously.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

HEALZ!

[USEC_OFFICER]

If the zombies are dead Wander down the hallway looking for more traps. If they're alive do the exact same thing.

Walk down one of the corridors noone is checking for traps, and check for traps carefully along the whole way, tapping with the end of my pole infront of me as I walk.

[11 + 5] Kazard and Cairn diligently search the surrounding hallways for traps, but find nothing besides the pit one that Nikolai almost stumbled into. Oh, and the one filled with zombies of course, but that goes without saying.

heal anybody who needs healing.

HEALZ!

[AUTOSUCCESS] Malaken and Aroth quickly get to work, and bring the entire party back to full health in a couple minutes. Excellent.

"Victory is mine! ... What hit me?"
I climb out of the pit and seek healing of any sort.
Once I'm at full health, and only once I'm at full health, I search the nearby hallways for a new exit. Including the north one with the fake door, just to be sure.

You open the door on the eastern hallway, revealing... another hallway, turning south just at the edge of your vision (ie after 50 feet). Seeing nothing particularly interesting (besides the really nice masonry work), you go to check the southern hallway.

"Wow I wonder what happened then, it was obviously a trap and not any fault of any one of
us."
Follow someone who knows what they are doing

Seeing as you don't want to spend your turn staring at rogues do their thing, you go and see what Kr'zbin is doing in the southern hallway.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Surprise! It's our old friend again, the magical spear trap.

[REFLEX: 3] [REFLEX: 7] [REFLEX: 1]

...

...

Apparently those tight ten-foot hallways don't give you any room to dodge, for Irongold now has more skewers than my last barbecue. 3 damage

Goddamn it Kr'zbin, that's the worst string of luck I've ever seen.

Grab whatever healing I need, after taking Sasha and slashing through one of the zombie's arms preferably the non-clone.)

Cut away the flesh and keep the upper arm bone. Fashion a grip from it, and add it to Sasha, giving me not only a newly 2-handed fancy sword I'm pretty sure came from Hell and now has added value plus dead people bits, but also the upper hand in any discussion involving fancy weaponry.

[19] I'm not 100% sure why you'd want a grip made out of a (technically) human bone, but goddamn it, you're getting one and it's going to be the snazziest thing ever. Besides adding the piece of almost blue-white piece of bone to your sword, you also crave some fancy designs in it to improve your grip and make it look even better. Admittedly the fact that it's quite cool to the touch even after being separated from the body is a bit worrying, but at least you'll never have to worry about sweaty palms again.

Razdak nibbles on his Roquefort ponderously.

You nibble on the Roquefort ponderously, as you set your vast intellect against the mysteries of the universe. Hmm... Yes...

Unfortunately your deep and almost inscrutable thoughts are interrupted by the screams of Kadvega. Ah well, at least the cheese was exquisite.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Flaming Axe (+2 Fire), Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Map, Ganderson Thugsley (Badass Goose), Booze



Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion



Name: Nikolai L'Carpetron
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Kitsune

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Fancy Two-handed Sword
Armour: Leather Pants, "L'Carpetron" Nametag

Items: Brimstone torch, a striker, Leather Pants, 50 GP, 2 Sapphires



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (27 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (29 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit, Gold Purse (59 GP), 3 Viper Statues


Name: Cairn
Player: Zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Arming Sword, Dagger/Throwing Knives (24 Knives)
Armour: Leather Armour, Large Cloak Fully Able to Wrap around his Body.

Items: 10 foot pole



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope



Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem, Gold Pouch (169GP)


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Barovian Roquefort


Name: Aroth MÜmgozzanor
Player: Akhier the Dragon hearted
Gender: Male
Class: Royal Diplomatical Mage Unit

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Royal Magical Staff being no more then 10' in length but no less then 9' in length titled "Eknar Sholil" made of Ironwood and is engraved with an image of Est ìfid, Legendary Tankard

Spells: Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Heal, Acid Splash, Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Telepathy

Items: "Est ìfid" made of mermaid bones and menaced with Sea Serpent teeth with an engraving of Eknar Sholil


Name: Jake
Player: Scelly9
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger of Stabbing/Wand of Mild Boils (30 charges)
Armour: Hat of Better Spells, Leather Chestpiece

Spells: Light, Spell of Mild Radiation, Fireball, Random Weather, Spell of Mild Explosiveness

Items: Spellbook


Name: Kadvega Montalka
Player: Anailater
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear
Armour: Chest Plate Armour

Spells: Fireball, Wild magic (Again), Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall, Summon Bigger Fish

Items: 20 GP

You may yell at me for the late turn.

[Vorthon]

Cast Summon Ancestral Spirits and bind the resulting spirit into Kr'zbin's corpse, so I may have a minion.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Cast Summon Ancestral Spirits and bind the resulting spirit into Kr'zbin's corpse, so I may have a minion.

[6] Unfortunately none of your ancestors are particularly... keen on the idea. The whole idea is... Well it'd be like flaying somebody's skin off and they wander around in it, only the person has survived the flaying and is pissed about it. Or something like that.

[greymountain_Sage]

I'm clearly gonna have to be a lot more specific when I say what I do, since when I speak vaguely I wind up walking straight into a trap.
Name: Wall II
Class: Rogue Trap Roomba
Gender: Male
Weapon: 12 throwing knives
Items: Grappling hook on a rope, Lantern
I was just including it to be thorough before, but now I'm suspicious about that door to the north. I search it for traps, hidden compartments, valuables, what have you.

[Tsuchigumo550]

((Typing this with a f--ked up knee ligament. Sucks.))

Follow down to the new hallway by the non zombie pit by the zombie pit. Examine the nice masonry nearest the door. Praise whoever did it just incase of lingering spirits.

[Zako]

((I'm a bit lost right now, can we get a map please?))

[zacen299]

Examine the hallway around the magical spear trap for exits and other traps. (and I mean check EVERYTHING down the the last brick on the walls ceiling and floor.)

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Question, why has no one yet said they stand to the side of the door and open it so they are behind it when it opens?

[greymountain_Sage]

In fairness, I never even said I opened the door. I said I was searching.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Question, why has no one yet said they stand to the side of the door and open it so they are behind it when it opens?

Because that's the last spear door trap on the map, and while having everyone cringe behind doors currently amuses me greatly, I'm sure that it'll get old fast.

In fairness, I never even said I opened the door. I said I was searching.

I naturally assumed that searching meant checking behind the doors as well. After all, they could contain exits.