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[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Umm, where am I currently? I seem to have lost myself...

[USEC_OFFICER]

Uh... I was in the hallway, picking up my scroll...

You did already picked up the scroll of Polymorph (unless you were talking about the scrolls of Etheral Walk or True Sight that Redd dropped). Plus you  Did actually say:

When/if I get there in one piece, I'll detect magic on the new room.

Umm, where am I currently? I seem to have lost myself...

Not in the Graveyard of Fallen heroes, which is all that matters. More specifically you're, uh

[12] Safely on the eastern side of the pit.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

Then I will go and check on Midna and see if my healing stuck there or if I am jinxed.(I go to where ever Midna is)

[greymountain_Sage]

Uh... I was in the hallway, picking up my scroll...

You did already picked up the scroll of Polymorph (unless you were talking about the scrolls of Etheral Walk or True Sight that Redd dropped). Plus you  Did actually say:

When/if I get there in one piece, I'll detect magic on the new room.

Ah. Well, fair enough then. After the holiday break I kinda lost track of where I was. My fault.
So yeah, I loot the room and then hide in the hallway while some poor unlucky rogue searches the place.

[Solifuge]

Keep communing with nature to find a replacement animal companion, using expensive booze as an offering. Remain blissfully ignorant of the fact that, after the mass slime deaths, she is now the only remaining adventurer to have survived since the beginning of the dungeon.

[Vorthon]

Malaken shall head to tapestry room! And attempt to unlock coffer #12!

[Kadzar]

Razdak darts his eyes around the room, his paws at the ready to cast Gust of Wind at the first sign of trouble.

[Tsuchigumo550]

Attempt to lift one of the coffers. If it's too heavy, cast Half Weight on it until I can lift and throw it at the wall.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Check the coffers then. Also, have a look around the room with my gem to see if there's anything hidden. Do that first.

Since the trueseeing gem turns up nothing, you check the coffers for traps.

[16 + 5] Your trap finding skills also turn up nothing.

Move into the slime room, and start checking out that door on the right hand side of the pictured room.

You check out the door on the eastern side of the room.

[17] Yep, it's a door alright. Definitively a door.

Name: Hanslandia
Class: Rogue
Equipment: Short sword/ Short bow (30 arrows), Studded leather armor with stylish black hood
Items: Grappling hook on rope, assorted thievery kit, empty space x2
Gender: Female. Hawt female.

Hanslandia, who presumably is tangentially related to Hans somehow, walks up to the Tomb of Horrors. What she lacks in hawtness she makes up with fashion sense.

Suddenly appear in a puff of antilogic, and check the chests/coffers for traps. Twice. Without touching anything.

I don't see how Hanslandia existence is so anti-logical, so you just walk over to the Living Room.

[13 + 5] After climbing over the pit without any incident, you get to work on the trunks/coffers.

[18 + 5] Yep, no traps on any of them.

Name: Kr'zbin Irongold
Class: Fighter
Race: Dwarf
Gender: Male
Weapons: Hammer and shield
Items: Torches, Really long stick, Grappling hook on a rope.

Proceed to the hallway, pick up the scroll I left behind, and loot the fresh corpses. After I have whatever items I can carry off of them, I get out of the room while a rogue somewhere searches it for an exit.

[7 + 5] Making it safely across the pit, you pick up the Polymorph Scroll and Key from Tarmik the Magnificent's body and the Healing Potion from Hans's corpse. After that, you bugger out of the room.

Then I will go and check on Midna and see if my healing stuck there or if I am jinxed.(I go to where ever Midna is)

Midna is perfectly fine at the moment, so presumably you aren't jinxed.

Keep communing with nature to find a replacement animal companion, using expensive booze as an offering. Remain blissfully ignorant of the fact that, after the mass slime deaths, she is now the only remaining adventurer to have survived since the beginning of the dungeon.

[5]

...

How about grasshoppers? They're pretty cool if you're into insects.

Malaken shall head to tapestry room! And attempt to unlock coffer #12!

[8] The coffer's lock is more than a match for your lock-picking skills.

Razdak darts his eyes around the room, his paws at the ready to cast Gust of Wind at the first sign of trouble.

Well the most threatening thing in the room is Maximum's body order, but presumably you weren't thinking about that. Still, you ready a Gust of Wind anyways.

Attempt to lift one of the coffers. If it's too heavy, cast Half Weight on it until I can lift and throw it at the wall.

The coffers are light enough to throw around.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Torch, Smokesticks, Jade Coffer (Holding five healing potions), Map, Geoff's Finest



Name: Tank
Player: killerhellhound
Gender:
Class: Fighter
Race: Minotaur

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Battle Axe/Throwing Axes (5 Axes)
Armour: Orkish Steal(en?) Armour, Dwarven Shield.

Items: Steak, Spare Axes (5 Axes), Rope, Torches, Scroll of Ethereal Walk, Scroll of See Invisibility, Healing Potion


Name: MaxClone2
Player: MaximumZero
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Human

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Two-Handed Sword
Armour: Heavy Armour

Items: You can't take healing potions with you!


Name: Kr'zbin Irongold
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Hammer, Shield

Items: Torches, Really Long Stick, Grappling Hook on a Rope, Scroll of Polymorph, Key, Healing Potion



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather, +1 Ring of Protection

Items: Rope, Gem of Trueseeing, Torches, Ten Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope


Name: Hanslandia
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (30 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather Armour, Stylish Black Hood

Items: Grappling Hook on Rope, Assorted Thievery Kit



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope


Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick, Pimp-Mummy Hand (+2 to hit, MUMMY ROT)/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth, Crown of +1 Badassery

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem


Name: Corvus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade



Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Cheese


  OR
Name: Nikita III
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Male
Class: Mage
Race: Kitsune

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Staff
Armour: Long Robe

Spells: Spell of Double Weight, Spell of Half Weight, Magic Missile

Items: Brimstone Shard


Name: Aroth MÜmgozzanor
Player: Akhier the Dragon hearted
Gender: Male
Class: Royal Diplomatical Mage Unit

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Royal Magical Staff being no more then 10' in length but no less then 9' in length titled "Eknar Sholil" made of Ironwood and is engraved with an image of Est ìfid, Legendary Tankard

Spells: Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Heal, Acid Splash, Summon Alcoholic Beverage, Telepathy

Items: "Est ìfid" made of mermaid bones and menaced with Sea Serpent teeth with an engraving of Eknar Sholil

[Vorthon]

... I shall not be defeated by a simple lock!

Malaken shall bash coffer #12 with his Ceremonial Whoop-ass stick!

[Hanslanda]

This can only end badly.
Pick one of the coffers' locks.

[Tsuchigumo550]

THROW COFFER 8 AT WALL WITH MAX STRENGTH

[Kadzar]

Razdak scurries down to the nearest chest and casts Dumbfire Magic Missile at its lock.

[greymountain_Sage]

I'm going to observe carefully from the doorway. If anything comes out of those chests that is alive, or even just sorta alive, I smash it to bits. If it's a trap, I hide behind the wall.

[Vorthon]

But what if it's undead? That's basically anti-alive.