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[killerhellhound]

I shall start breaking lich bones with duel maces hopefully the mace the lich hates is holy and he is confused by my mace of confusing

[USEC_OFFICER]

Let's skip the bits where you wander to/into the dungeon, and get to the good bits, shall we? Only Javier's body got turned into dust, so you attempt to take the Trueseeing Gem with your mage hand.

[1] The gem scatters into some godforsaken corner of the room, probably because you put seven spells in your spellbook instead of five. Shame on you.

Whoops. Must have missed that rule. Uh... Just forget fireball and Dispel Magic.
In that case, Magic Missile the Lich.

You magic missile the lich.

[3] Sadly Magic Missile doesn't automatically hit in this game. Or maybe you just lost concentration or something. I dunno.

Having picked up some mundane goggles, a fresh skin of brandy, a now-lit torch, a bundle of smokesticks, the shiniest and most reflective shield I can find, and some metagame knowledge, I'll catch up to the rest of the gang in the lich room, avoiding the noxious fumes and all that.

"Hey guys, I'm back from Badend. Took me forever to find another yellow cloak, and figure out where you all went but... gods below, it's that dead guy! The dead guy whose pelvis I'm going to kick for building this exhibitionist deathtrap! POWER ATTACK GO!"

I'll drop the torch, ready my mirror shield, and hurl a handaxe at the crown on his skull. Here's hoping that's important to his magics or whatever. If not, I hope it hurts.

Midna (why do I still remember that name?) returns to the Tomb of Horrors after finally getting a cloak with just the right shade of yellow.

[AUTOSUCCESS] She also managed to get some fancy new handaxes, which she puts to good use by chucking one at Acererak's head. 1 damage

"SUPER MEGA COMBO ATTACK, GUYS!"

Get everyone to do the SUPER MEGA COMBO ATTACK^TM

Nobody else wants to do a SUPER MEGA COMBO ATTACK^TM, so you attempt one yourself.

[8] Needless to say, you can't do a combo attack with only one person.

A lich! Not only that, but the lich who built this hellhole!

It's time to give the lich a taste of Furious Anger and Burning Hatred.

[7] The lich quite enjoys the taste of Furious Anger and Burning Hatred, but concludes that it contains too much salt for its diet.

I lied earlier! Attack the Lich with my bow!

[8] You attempt to attack the Lich with your bow, but the shot goes wild and hits the wall behind him.

Name: Razdak
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

Weapons: Cuteness?
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Cheese

Is this okay? If so I will make my way to the lich and start casting Create Anvil to create as many anvils as I can.

Radzak, Meshach, and Abednego wanders into the dungeon and into the crypt of Acererak.

[20] Acererak didn't know what hit him (it was an anvil, if you're wondering). 1 damage

Corvus shall relocate himself to the room with NotAcererak and utilize his wand to summon pointy implements at high velocities in the general direction of the Lich.

[19] You use your wand of summon pointy implements to tear Acererak a new one. Several new ones, in fact. 1 damage

I shall start breaking lich bones with duel maces hopefully the mace the lich hates is holy and he is confused by my mace of confusing

You run up to the lich and start swinging with your new mace.

[1 + 5] ...

And you miss horribly. Way to go.

Acererak is not impressed by your horrible attack, and starts chanting another spell.

[15] The air in front of his outstretched finger suddenly develops ice crystals, and the temperature of the room quickly drops. Everyone except Maximum, GHM and Karas are far enough away to avoid this cone of magical coldness (don't ask me how).

[REFLEX: 7 + 5] Maximum manages to dodge the magical attack, but doesn't manage to avoid the entire blast. 1 damage

[REFLEX: 4 + 2] The GHM... well squishy mages shouldn't have tried to melee the lich anyways. 10 damage

[REFLEX: 6 + 5] Karas, still disappointed that nobody joined his SUPER MEGA COMBO ATTACK^TM, doesn't manage to avoid the blast in time. 10 damage

Welp. At least the magical glowy mace is fine.

Get a hold of myself and investigate the chemical lab. Wrap a wet cloth around my nose and mouth before I go in first though.

You go into the chemical lab after scrounging up a wet cloth from somewhere. It smells only marginally better than the chemical lab.

[9 + 5] You find nothing new or interesting.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Saffron-Yellow Cloak, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Trained Raven (Rupert), Bottle of Brandy, Torch, Smokesticks



Name: Redd T. Shir
Player: OREOSOME
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Crossbow (30 bolts)
Armour: Leather Armour

Items: Rations for 2 weeks, torch



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather, +1 Ring of Protection

Items: Rope, Pouch of Chalk Sticks, Torches, Ten Foot Pole



Er... Wrong picture.


There we go.

Name: Hans
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (29 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: grappling hook with rope attached, lockpicking/assorted thievery kit, Healing Potion x 2



Name: MaximumClone1
Player: MaximumZero
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 1/2

Weapons: Furious Anger, Burning Hatred
Armour: Bandanna, Chest Hair, Goatee, Pants

Items:

* MaximumZero  reads his character sheet

((Items? I need only Burning Hatred and Furious Anger.))

Name: Nikolai II
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Female
Class: KGB Officer (Rouge)
Race: Kitsune (Fox-person)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Silver Trident
Armour: Canvas pants with many pockets, Leather Trenchcoat

Items:  "Welcome to Hell" brochure, glowing stone torch



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope


Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem


Name: Crovus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (9 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade


Name: Tarmik the Magnificent
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Spells: Mage hand, Magic Missile, Heal, Detect Magic, Tricks of the trade(Produces a trivial magic effect, such as summoning a rabbit from a hat.)

Items: Spell components


Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Stage Magician

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Cheese

Seriously this is the Tomb of Horrors you will never be done due to the traps upon traps upon traps. Seriously if this was the real tomb of horrors every single room would be trapped :3 regardless I'm very very tempted to join in on this if I may be allowed.

You can join in at any time, and probably should be everybody is getting their asses kicked.

[zacen299]

Name: Cairn
Gender: Male
Class: Ranger (Rogue)
Race: Human

Weapons: Dagger and Throwing Knives
Armour: Leather Jerkin.

Items: 10 foot pole

Edit: I head to the lich's chamber to "Survey the room"

[Zako]

Search again, there must be something here of value! Also check for secret doors and traps.

[Myroc]

More pointy implements!

Also, it's Corvus, not Crovus.

[Solifuge]

I'll send Rupert the Raven to fetch the Mace and try to drop it on Acerak. He seems to be worried about whoever's wielding it, which probably means it makes him explode or something.

Meanwhile, I'll hurl another handaxe at his head to distract him. It worked well enough last time.

[Kestrel_6]

Well, damn.

Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Class: Rogue
Weapons: Rapier, Hand crossbow
Items: Rope

Karas 003, knowing precisely where his tank-mate fell, heads there

"Die, Lich scum!"

Attack Acerak

[USEC_OFFICER]

Name: Cairn
Gender: Male
Class: Ranger (Rogue)
Race: Human

Weapons: Dagger and Throwing Knives
Armour: Leather Jerkin.

Items: 10 foot pole

Edit: I head to the lich's chamber to "Survey the room"

Cairn, dressed like a wild frontiersman, enters the lich's chamber to "Survey the room".

[17] Yep. That's a room alright. Maybe you'll actually find something once the horrible lich stops flinging his spells around.

More pointy implements!

[19] Your pointy implements point the hell out of Acererak. 1 damage

Well, damn.

Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Class: Rogue
Weapons: Rapier, Hand crossbow
Items: Rope

Karas 003, knowing precisely where his tank-mate fell, heads there

"Die, Lich scum!"

Attack Acerak

[1] Your attack goes wide, probably because you're too out of breath from running all the way here.

I'll send Rupert the Raven to fetch the Mace and try to drop it on Acerak. He seems to be worried about whoever's wielding it, which probably means it makes him explode or something.

Meanwhile, I'll hurl another handaxe at his head to distract him. It worked well enough last time.

[AUTOSUCCESS] Your handaxes distract Acererak while Rupert the Raven goes for the mace. Any by distract I mean smash. 1 damage

The thought of a raven killing the all-powerful Acererak amuses me greatly, so I'm going to allow Rupert to attack with the mace.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[10 + 2] Despite being a puny raven, Rupert's attack brutalizes the lich. 5 damage

[20] However, Rupert's flight path took him too close to Acererak, allowing the lich to reach out and... Well, 1 damage

The undead mage drops Rupert's mangled body and unleashes a howl of rage while he carefully kicks the mace behind him. Bugger.

Search again, there must be something here of value! Also check for secret doors and traps.

[2 + 5] You find no secret doors, treasure or trap. You do find the mummy hand, but Malaken left that out in case somebody else wanted to see or use it.

Spoiler: Brave Adventurers (click to show/hide)

Name: Tybar Whurthic
Player: Azthor
Gender: Male
Class: Fighter

HP: 3/3

Items: mining equipment, waterskins (water), rations, torch



Name: Midna
Player: Solifuge
Gender: Female
Class: Ranger (Fighter)
Race: Dwarf

HP: 3/3

Weapons: Brace of Handaxes, Mirror Shield
Armour: Ringmail, Saffron-Yellow Cloak, Goggles of Nothingness

Items: Bottle of Brandy, Torch, Smokesticks



Name: Redd T. Shir
Player: OREOSOME
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Crossbow (30 bolts)
Armour: Leather Armour

Items: Rations for 2 weeks, torch



Name: Kazard McDermeth
Player: Zako
Gender: Male
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Crossbow (28 bolts)
Armour: Studded Leather, +1 Ring of Protection

Items: Rope, Pouch of Chalk Sticks, Torches, Ten Foot Pole



Er... Wrong picture.


There we go.

Name: Hans
Player: Hanslanda
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Short Sword/Short Bow (29 arrows)
Armour: Studded Leather

Items: grappling hook with rope attached, lockpicking/assorted thievery kit, Healing Potion x 2



Name: MaximumClone1
Player: MaximumZero
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue

HP: 1/2

Weapons: Furious Anger, Burning Hatred
Armour: Bandanna, Chest Hair, Goatee, Pants

Items:

* MaximumZero  reads his character sheet

((Items? I need only Burning Hatred and Furious Anger.))

Name: Nikolai II Nikita
Player: Tsuchigumo550
Gender: Female
Class: KGB Officer (Rouge)
Race: Kitsune (Fox-person)

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Silver Trident
Armour: Canvas pants with many pockets, Leather Trenchcoat

Items:  "Welcome to Hell" brochure, glowing stone torch


Name: Cairn
Player: zacen299
Gender: Male
Class: Ranger (Rouge)
Race: Human

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Dagger/Throwing Knives (10 Knives)
Armour: Leather Jerkin

Items:  10 Foot Pole


Name: Karas Sirenna UNIT-003
Player: Kestel_6
Gender:
Class: Rouge

HP: 2/2

Weapons: Rapier/Hand Crossbow (30 Bolts)

Items: Rope



Name: Gramjir
Player: Lich180
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Silver Mace/Wizards Staff (20 charges)
Armour: Silver Chainmail

Spells: Cure Wounds, Dispel Magic, Frostbolt, Ethereal Walk, Feather Fall

Items: Food/Drink for a week, torch



Name: Dr. Malpracteece
Player: Geen
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Dagger/Generic Wand of Ranged Killiness (20 charges)

Spells: Create Undead, Fire Wall, Detect Magic, Dispel Magic, Magic Missile

Items: Torch, Bottle of Oil



Name: Naj
Player: TaiwaneseRedneck
Gender: male
Class: mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spiked Mace/Needle Crossbow (40 needles)
Armour: Red Mage Plate

Spells: Long Light (No one thought of this?), Lightning, Cause Wounds, Detect Invisibility, Remove Invisibility

Items:  Liquid Pitchblende, Rope


Name: Malaken
Player: Vorthon
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Shaman
Race: Tabaxi

HP: 1/1

Weapons: CudgelCeremonial Whoop-ass Stick/Blowgun (15 Darts)
Armour: Loincloth

Spells:  Summon Ancestral Spirits, Heal, Floating Light, Bane, Fireball

Items: Tribal Totem


Name: Crovus
Player: Myroc
Gender: Male
Class: Mage

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Spear/Wand of Summon Pointy Implement (8 Charges)
Armour: Trenchcoat

Spells: Detect Magic, Light, Teleport, Stoneskin, Mage Hand

Items: 50ft Rope, Shaving Blade


Name: Tarmik the Magnificent
Player: greymountain_Sage
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

HP: 1/1

Spells: Mage hand, Magic Missile, Heal, Detect Magic, Tricks of the trade(Produces a trivial magic effect, such as summoning a rabbit from a hat.)

Items: Spell components


Name: Razdak
Player: Kadzar
Gender: Male
Class: Mage Stage Magician

HP: 1/1

Weapons: Cuteness (25 D'awww)
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Cheese

[Zako]

((Dude, I seem to have no luck in these rolls...))

Keep trying multiple times. Is there any other ways out of here while I'm looking?

[USEC_OFFICER]

((Dude, I seem to have no luck in these rolls...))

Keep trying multiple times. Is there any other ways out of here while I'm looking?

None that you can see right now, but you keep searching anyways.

[11 + 5] You still find nothing. You find a secret door in the southwestern corner of the room.

[MaximumZero]

Rush up to the lich, scoop the mace off the ground without stopping, and bash the lich's unholy face in, while screaming like a maniac.

[Hanslanda]

Cover MZ's charge, with lots of arrows! At least two!

[killerhellhound]

was getting bored of tiptoeing around
name: tank
race: minotaur
class:fighter
wepons: battle axe (nichnamed the key), throwing axes
armor: orkish steal armor, dwarven shield
items: a steak, spare axes, rope, torch's

[greymountain_Sage]

Another Magic Missile. Hopefully this one hits.

[Zako]

((So kind of the lich to leave a weapon that he's weak to lying next to him... Not at all suspicious...))

Inspect this secret door closely. Is it trapped? How do I open this one?