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Author Topic: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Lincoln is no match for Acererak!  (Read 377147 times)

Kestrel_6

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Shit gets serious
« Reply #840 on: September 26, 2012, 10:46:55 pm »

Attack again!
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Kestrel, ITS A TRAP! It's luring you into false security! DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"

Hanslanda

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Shit gets serious
« Reply #841 on: September 26, 2012, 11:25:34 pm »

The Lich did twenty goddamned damage. At best we have 3 health.

I fall back (once more holding my breath) through the mist hallway.

Discretion is ALWAYS the better part of valor.


Edit: See the next post with bolded words for action post. This one is defunct.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2012, 01:29:28 am by Hanslanda »
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Shit gets serious
« Reply #842 on: September 26, 2012, 11:29:03 pm »

The Lich did twenty goddamned damage. At best we have 3 health.

I fall back (once more holding my breath) through the mist hallway.

Discretion is ALWAYS the better part of valor.

Let's hope he can only do that once.
Am I being too optimistic? Yeah, I'm being too optimistic...
Who cares, I'm still magic missile-ing that lich into bone-dust.
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"There are no traps in this roo-"
-Last words of an impatient adventurer.

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Shit gets serious
« Reply #843 on: September 26, 2012, 11:40:23 pm »

Seriously how did I find this just now? This is hilarious.
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Shit gets serious
« Reply #844 on: September 26, 2012, 11:41:12 pm »

Seriously how did I find this just now? This is hilarious.


And I seriously doubt we are anywhere close to done with this place.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Shit gets serious
« Reply #845 on: September 27, 2012, 12:17:38 am »

Yeah, for starters I think that Acererak is a demi-lich, not a lich. Demi-liches are more powerful than normal liches and don't have bodies but are just skulls with gems for eyes. IT'S A TRICK!
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Shit gets serious
« Reply #846 on: September 27, 2012, 12:19:17 am »

A tricky trick! But still, he disintegrated that guy. I'm not fighting him unless we do it as a big posse. I'm a rogue, cowardly is my stock in trade.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Shit gets serious
« Reply #847 on: September 27, 2012, 12:22:51 am »

Seriously this is the Tomb of Horrors you will never be done due to the traps upon traps upon traps. Seriously if this was the real tomb of horrors every single room would be trapped :3 regardless I'm very very tempted to join in on this if I may be allowed.
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I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Shit gets serious
« Reply #848 on: September 27, 2012, 01:14:07 am »

Having picked up some mundane goggles, a fresh skin of brandy, a now-lit torch, a bundle of smokesticks, the shiniest and most reflective shield I can find, and some metagame knowledge, I'll catch up to the rest of the gang in the lich room, avoiding the noxious fumes and all that.

"Hey guys, I'm back from Badend. Took me forever to find another yellow cloak, and figure out where you all went but... gods below, it's that dead guy! The dead guy whose pelvis I'm going to kick for building this exhibitionist deathtrap! POWER ATTACK GO!"

I'll drop the torch, ready my mirror shield, and hurl a handaxe at the crown on his skull. Here's hoping that's important to his magics or whatever. If not, I hope it hurts.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Shit gets serious
« Reply #849 on: September 27, 2012, 01:22:47 am »

"SUPER MEGA COMBO ATTACK, GUYS!"

Get everyone to do the SUPER MEGA COMBO ATTACKTM
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Tomb of Horrors can pretty much be summarized by "ackbar.jpg"

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Shit gets serious
« Reply #850 on: September 27, 2012, 01:27:22 am »

A lich! Not only that, but the lich who built this hellhole!

It's time to give the lich a taste of Furious Anger and Burning Hatred.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Shit gets serious
« Reply #851 on: September 27, 2012, 01:28:54 am »

Well shit, I better attack too.

I lied earlier! Attack the Lich with my bow!
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Shit gets serious
« Reply #852 on: September 27, 2012, 01:29:46 am »

You can run if you want to, Hans. I'll cover your escape. This right here? This is what I came to do.
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Shit gets serious
« Reply #853 on: September 27, 2012, 01:33:23 am »

Name: Razdak
Gender: Male
Class: Shaman (Mage)
Race: Awakened Mouse

Weapons: Cuteness?
Armour: Head Feather, Body Paint

Spells: Create Anvil, Anchor Objects, Animate Object, Gust of Wind, Dumbfire Magic Missile

Items: Cheese

Is this okay? If so I will make my way to the lich and start casting Create Anvil to create as many anvils as I can.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2012, 01:36:54 am by Kadzar »
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Re: Delving the Tomb of Horrors: Shit gets serious
« Reply #854 on: September 27, 2012, 04:03:06 am »

Corvus shall relocate himself to the room with NotAcererak and utilize his wand to summon pointy implements at high velocities in the general direction of the Lich.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2012, 04:04:52 am by Myroc »
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