Zealots and Demons, Turn 32: Incompetent Pirates!Action: Snipe attack on Pirate Rifleman 1!
[6] You whip your
hair back and forth around and shoot towards the Rifleman. While you look very bad ass, your lack of aiming causes you to miss completely and waste the bullet.
Dragon Breath @ Swashbucklers after moving into a better position to not hit any allies! Then quip on their lack of a buckler!
[3] [7/2=4 damage] [Collateral Damage Roll: 2 = precise] You run up to a moderately acceptable location and unleash a wave of flames on the Swashbuckler, managing to keep the damage from hitting any of your new friends.
Stay in cover unless I can flank attack an enemy already committed to attacking Mordekhai or if one of the others is threatened in melee.
[3] [4+1/2=3 damage] You sneak up on the Swashbuckler and slash at his arm. It doesn't cut ver deep but blood is visible for your efforts.
counter-attacking any who aim at me.
[6] What are you talking about, who would want to attack you? You are so friendly!
Swing the flail and crush the face of one of the swashbucklers or any still enemy able to keep combat.
[4] [3+1=4 damage] You attempt to smash the Swashbuckler's face, but end up smacking his arm. Not quite what you wanted but not bad.
Enemies:
Buccaneer 1: 15/15 Health, 10/10 Fatigue.
[6] The Buccaneer attempts to slash at Mordekhai but just falls short on every attempt.
Swashbuckler 1: 7/20 Health, 10/10 Energy.
[1] Perhaps all the trauma is going to his head, but the Swashbuckler just stands, in daze.
Swashbuckler 2: 15/20 Health, 10/10 Energy. Status: Maimed, Can't fight.
[1] This guy just sort of hangs around, not really doing anything.
Pirate Rifleman 1: 15/15 Health, 10/10 Fatigue.
[6] Tikan dives to the side as the bullet wizzes by, leaving not even so much as a scratch on her body.
Pirate Rifleman 2: 13/15 Health, 10/10 Fatigue.
[2] The Rifleman attempts to shoot at the party, he only hits air though.
Character StatusInventory: Portable Alchemy Equipment, Traveler’s Staff
Health: 20/20
Mana: 25/30
Energy: 4/4
Shield: 10
Status: None
Inventory: Spiked Flail, Sanctified Plate Mail, Rusty Iron Buckler, Thurible
Health: 25/25
Mana: 5/5
Energy: 15/15
Shield: 10
Status: None
Inventory: Ironwood Staff, Beaded Wristband, a brown leather-bound spellbook
Health: 20/20
Mana: 14/30
Shield: 10
Status: None
Inventory: Concealed Knife, Basic Writing Equipment (several sheets of parchment, quills, ink)
Health: 20/20
Energy: 20/20
Shield: 10
Status: None
Inventory: Tattered White Crows Banner, Dagger, 1 Filled Canteen (water), 3 silver coins, Pistol, 4 bullets
Health: 20/20
Energy: 14/20
Fatigue: 6/6
Shield: 4
Status: None
((It happens because I was hella tired and it was the only thing I could think of. Really tired again today, so meh.))