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[GreatWyrmGold]

Terrans put a high value on ethics. We need to at least TRY to act like nice people, or else they'll decide that our necrotic-poison-spewing kajju and weird surgically-photosynthetic beards and arguments as to if we should drop colonies or asteroids onto Earth* prove that we're evil. In that case, they'd keep sending would-be heroes to blow up our bases, which would be bad. Even on the off chance that none succeeded and the military stayed out, they'd cause a TON of damage.

*BTW, asteroids are much more cost-effective, less likely to make us look like monsters, make for easier comparisons to such things as the K-T event, and just as effective.

[brainfreez]

i am the leader of the S.H.I.P and S.H.I.T projects .

also if we drop a regular asteroid on the terra , we can blame asteroid rains and other space shit .

[Nyan Thousand]

Terrans put a high value on ethics. We need to at least TRY to act like nice people, or else they'll decide that our necrotic-poison-spewing kajju and weird surgically-photosynthetic beards and arguments as to if we should drop colonies or asteroids onto Earth* prove that we're evil. In that case, they'd keep sending would-be heroes to blow up our bases, which would be bad. Even on the off chance that none succeeded and the military stayed out, they'd cause a TON of damage.

*BTW, asteroids are much more cost-effective, less likely to make us look like monsters, make for easier comparisons to such things as the K-T event, and just as effective.

About that, we've settled on middle-finger shaped asteroids filled with magma. It's called operation OPERATION METEOR (Obscene and Provocative Earth Restructuring Attack That Involves Orbiting Non-nuclear Meteors Evicted Towards the Earth. Obviously. Really.)

Send your thanks to the Ministry of Extra Terrestrial Affairs.

[brainfreez]

i am self appointed leader of Department of Earth Agriculture and Testing of Hemp (D.E.A.T.H) .

i will need some test-tube seeds .

[GreatWyrmGold]

Terrans put a high value on ethics. We need to at least TRY to act like nice people, or else they'll decide that our necrotic-poison-spewing kajju and weird surgically-photosynthetic beards and arguments as to if we should drop colonies or asteroids onto Earth* prove that we're evil. In that case, they'd keep sending would-be heroes to blow up our bases, which would be bad. Even on the off chance that none succeeded and the military stayed out, they'd cause a TON of damage.

*BTW, asteroids are much more cost-effective, less likely to make us look like monsters, make for easier comparisons to such things as the K-T event, and just as effective.

About that, we've settled on middle-finger shaped asteroids filled with magma. It's called operation OPERATION METEOR (Obscene and Provocative Earth Restructuring Attack That Involves Orbiting Non-nuclear Meteors Evicted Towards the Earth. Obviously. Really.)

A bit extravagant and needlessly provocative, not to mention wasteful of good magma, but I know where to cut my losses. Good idea, the magma's a nice touch. Let's make it big enough that we only need one.

Send your thanks to the Ministry of Extra Terrestrial Affairs.

I will, when they come up with a better acronym.

[kingfisher1112]

I am signing up. My name is kingfisher and I am a highly trained doctor, and I will be head of the medical department. So many problems plague our astronauts. The solution? Magma. Say an astronaut suffers oxygen deprivation. Applied magma to the lungs. Please, I hope you will see my excellence.

[darkrider2]

I was going to criticize you for not being a mad scientist with world changing agenda's, but then I realized we're all mad and pretty much creating our own world anyway.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I am signing up. My name is kingfisher and I am a highly trained doctor, and I will be head of the medical department. So many problems plague our astronauts. The solution? Magma. Say an astronaut suffers oxygen deprivation. Applied magma to the lungs. Please, I hope you will see my excellence.

As F.O.R.G.O.T.E.N.B.E.A.S.T. of the Fortresses of Space*, I can say that this test will probably prove detrimental to the astronaut. Please do not proceed with the suggested procedure until it can be tested on an expendable test subject. Given our limited population, I advise either the creation of expendable test subjects or, if the cost of getting test subjects outweighs negative P.R. and ethical issues, Terran prisoners.
*Or whatever we name our group...And what will we name the "fort?" Shuttlemurdered?

BTW, I've also started to plan a training program here.

[darkrider2]

I've never seen so much effort put into one, insane, derail.

[brainfreez]

this derail has derailed into space .

[WaffleEggnog]

this derail has derailed into space .

PUNS

[brainfreez]

what PUNS mean ?

[GreatWyrmGold]

this derail has derailed into space .

THIS thread started[/i[ in space.

[brainfreez]

oh yea , the open discussion was the badass one , this is just a waste of time !

[Helgoland]

One. Insane. DERAIL!

FTFY