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Yeah, start anew.

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Yeah, but have everyone keep their stuff and our point in the 'Story'

4 (33.3%)

Nah, let's keep going.

2 (16.7%)

Nah, just kill this.

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Total Members Voted: 12

[Patrick Hunt]

Attempt ambush again.

[detective1412]

I don't know what to expect.
And it seems a running gag to me that Regigigas always fail.
Regigigas: Pick me up to the bungee jumping station
Genman: Bungee-jumps.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Last bump for Gravehaunter.

[RaNDM]

I don't think he got the massage.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Eh, fuck it. I'll update tomorrow, and if he doesn't post after that, then I'll put FERNANDO in storage.

[GraveHaunter92]

Eh, fuck it. I'll update tomorrow, and if he doesn't post after that, then I'll put FERNANDO in storage.

"No storage can hold FERNANDO!"
but a massage does sound nice

Fernando shrugs at the wet lawyer and walks after the assasin with the blade-axe combo to challenge him to a wrestling match with BLADES!

((Sorry about being late guys))

[Greenstarfanatic]

Try and get Gumshoe up to the floating building.

[5] Turning around to beckon your partner, you realize he swam up right after you! He, on the other hand, was NOT wearing a waterproof suit. His trenchcoat is now thoroughly soaked through. And yet, that bandaid on his cheek is still attached.  Oh well. At least he's there.

Alright, looks like Lou's... well, not as bad off as he was a minute ago.

Time for payback! Unleash the Flamethrower upon RaNDM, and bake him to a crisp golden-brown.

[6 Vs. 6] Getting up and wiping away a few stray tears, you heft your flame-gun-flamethrower thing, and send a blast of fire in RaNDM's direction! However, he senses the heat coming (SOMEHOW), and quickly pulls out that pogohammer of his, smacking the blast of flame away and defying physics in the process! The ball of fire travels high, melting through the part of the scaffold holding that Hyperion Chest, and sending it toppling to the ground!

[5 Vs. 2, 2] Lou and RaNDM have but a moment's time to look up, before they're...well, crushed.
Well, Lou was crushed, RaNDM was bisected. Painfully.
Either way, they're both dead.

+1 KILL POINT TO RANDM
+1 KILL POINT TO LOU

RESPAWN?

"Hm."

Suggest that May witch to a less destructive Pokemon, like Rayquaza.

Pull the string on the doll.

[2] You are thoroughly ignored.
[N/A] Seeing as you're not exactly being taken seriously, it's time to totally fix that by playing with dolls!
You pull the string on the back. It does nothing. Frustrated, you try again. And again.

SUDDENLY

"STOP FUCKING PULLING THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT! NOW TURN ME AROUND SO I CAN FUCKING FACE YOU, SPAZMAGGOT."

Pfft. Simple. Use logic. Get dangerously close to roaring flames to light my unstable, likely leaky and fuel covered flamethrower thing in order to get the starty flame thing lit. Then run outside and look for stuff to set on fire.

[4 Vs. 3] HAHA. LOGIC. IF YOU IGNORE IT ENOUGH, IT'LL BREAK DOWN AND CRY AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. LIKE THE REPUBLICANS DID.

Anyway, yeah, you've now got a very professional and not in any way broken and explosive flamethrower! Yaaay.

Execute RanDM like a thug!

[1 Vs. 1] As you reload your UZI, you drop the ammo, causing you to crouch to the ground, tragically missing your chance to execute your nemesis, as he's bisected horizontally by a large metal catwalk. Drat.

Articuno: Fine! Use Blizzard!
Zapdos: YES. GOOD. KEEP DOING THAT.
RaN: Punch his lights out!

[N/A] You take a step towards Charles, but are interrupted by a ball of flame heading your way. Luckily, you still have that Pogohammer of yours. You knock the flame skywards, and are about to go back to business with Charles, when an large section of metal Catwalk come crashing down on top of you, bisecting you vertically. Welp.

RESPAWN?

"Ohmy- Aww." Tara reached for a drink, only to have it disappear, and sighed. Back in the fray indeed.
She guessed she should probably find Fernando...

>Observe surroundings!

>Go search for Fernando, whilst doing my best to avoid trouble! Smack anyone trying to attack me with my handbag.

[2] Fernando? Oh, FERNANDO! You don't really know where he is. You can't seem to see a trail of bodies leading anywhere, nor can you smell the scent of muscle that usually follows him around...

Attempt ambush again.

[1+1 Vs. 3] Nope. You can't seem to find an opening. The guy just seems too...big and...well, deadly to attack at the current moment, plus, it seems that he can still see you.

I don't know what to expect.
And it seems a running gag to me that Regigigas always fail.
Regigigas: Pick me up to the bungee jumping station
Genman: Bungee-jumps.

[2 SHIT] Regigigas is tired. He ain't gonna be doin' shit for u.
[3] However, you do manage to climb up to the bungee jumping station, by performing a series of complex jumps off of walls, a falling chest, and a falling metal sheet. You're a bit out of breath, so maybe you should take a break before jumping.

Eh, fuck it. I'll update tomorrow, and if he doesn't post after that, then I'll put FERNANDO in storage.

"No storage can hold FERNANDO!"
but a massage does sound nice

Fernando shrugs at the wet lawyer and walks after the assasin with the blade-axe combo to challenge him to a wrestling match with BLADES!

((Sorry about being late guys))

[6] You turn around, ignoring Edgeworth for the moment, and pulling Hunter out of his hiding spot behind the pillar. You refrain from speaking, and challenge him to a match, using only grunts and flexing. He seems to get the idea, and you both help clear a spot in the centre of the shop, and get ready at your respective corners...
Hunter seems to be a bit unsteady, and you feel quite confident.

CONFIDENT: +1 TO ALL ACTIONS NEXT TURN

Boss Turns:
Groudon really just hangs out and watches the Lava flow. IT WILL COVER THE FLOOR, SETTING ANYONE ON IT ON FIRE, IN ONE TURN.

May has climbed up to a perch, high above the ground, but not level with the shop. She's falling asleep.

Spoiler: Battlefield (click to show/hide)

Area of Mall: Food Court
Special Features: Skylight, Restaurants, packed with all kinds of food, Metal and Wooden Tables/Chairs, Large Dividing wall, about chest height.
Catwalk in Rafters, Housing Lemonade Stand, Chest, and Bungee Jumping Station.
Catwalk 2, Containing Wooden Closet, and Fortune Telling Booth.
Floating Blade Store, between Catwalks.
Magma APPROACHING! Will cover floor in ONE TURN.
Cluckin' Bell ON FIRE.

Spoiler: Bosses (click to show/hide)

May
Equipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Rayquaza,Groudon(Out),

Spoiler: Achievements (click to show/hide)

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink

Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!
Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Scavenger
First to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
Collected By: GraveHaunter and Yoink

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
TAKE PART IN A MULTI-BOSS FIGHT!
REWARD: MELEE WEAPON OF CHOICE!
Collectors: Everyone except mistertimn and GreatWyrmGold.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
T-T-T-TRIPLE KILL!
Kill three enemies with a single attack!
Reward: Permanent Gun addition: Syringe Gun OR Bow And Arrow + Strange Quiver Set!
Collector: TCM

Achievement Unlocked!
God-Killer!
Defeated a Normally Invincible Enemy without killing its Minions First!
Reward: 10 Kill Points
Collector: RaNDM

Spoiler: Players' Status' (click to show/hide)

Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar, War Gauntlets WITH KNIVES ATTACHED, Loch'n'load (Grenade Launcher), Slow Hand, and the Longbow
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: CONFIDENT: +1 To all rolls next turn
Kill Count: 16
Death Count: 2
Achievements: 3

Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
TYPE: Dark/Psychic
Weaknesses: Bug, Ground (-1 to attacking and defending against.)
Resistances: Ice, Fire, Psychic (+1 to Attacking and Defending against.
Abilities:
Fire-Bending
Water-Bending
Elec-Bending
Grass-Bending
Item: Briefcase x2. Fire Extinguisher. Idiot's Guide To Elemental Bending
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Acting as a Ref.
Death Count: 3
Kill Count: 10
Achievements: 1

Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
-Spy-cicle (Insta-kill if attacking from behind, melts in fire.)
-Medi-gun, can heal anyone back to full health, including yourself, but takes up a whole turn.)
- Righteous Bison (Lazer Gun. 'Nuff said.)
-Adamantine Nails
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: Looking for the perfect man.
Achievements: 5
Kill Count: 15
Death Count: 1

Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun, UZI, Glaive-Guisarme, 2 Hyper Potions, 1 Trio Badge, 1 Bolt Badge, 1 Freeze Badge
Abilities:
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: RESPAWNING
Achievements: 4
Death(?) Count: 2
Kill Count: 13

Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Item: Micro-Uzi, Bone Saw, a Tazer, a Medium-Sized Knife, Katana, Syringe Gun.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing and accuracy with guns.
Status: Missing out on an epic kill.
Missing Arm (No right arm usage. Immediate fail if attempted)
Deaths: 3
Kills: 6
Achievements: 2

Name: Harold Dragovitch
User: GreatWyrmGold
Status: Getting yelled at by a Plushie.
Inventory: A toolbox full of basic equipment for improvising lab gear, A Strange ELECTRICAL Device, some Surgical tools, Ultra Ball, Stick, Green Book, Plush Doll, Gold Knuckledusters
Bonuses: +1 to body Manipulation attempts and Persuasion
Deaths: 1
Kills: 10

Name: RaNDM
User: The Same
Inventory: Wallet Fetch Modus(Saw Blade(Set to Eject), Duct Tape, 10 CDs.)
Strife Portfolio: HammerKind: Pogohammer.
Status: RESPAWNING
Bonuses: +1 to EXTREMELY Complex Weaponry, and a 1/20 chance of getting a +1 to ANY roll.
Deaths: 1
Kill Count: 15

Name: Genman
User: Detective
Occupation: Classic British Gentleman, complete with that typical hat and glasses and hickory cane and stuff.
Bonuses: +2 to Speech!
Status: DEFINITELY being a ninja.
Inventory: Hickory Cane, Glasses, Grey Cylinder

Name : Dominic Hunter
User: Patrick Hunt
Bonuses: +1 To attacking while unseen, and to fighting with bladed weapons!
Inventory: Pair of jagged fighting blades.
Status: Getting into something that he's gonna regret.

Name: Gwuinn
User: GUNINANRUNIN
Bonuses: +2 TO Mechanics! Also, if he has the parts, he can make something without using up his turn!
Inventory: Toolbox, Flamethrower
Status: BREAKING LEGIC

Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)

Miles Edgeworth

Name: Dick Gumshoe
Type: Normal/Ground
Moves: Double Shot: Ice Type
Tackle: Normal Type
Body Slam: Fighting Type.
Evidence! : Psychic Type (Can give Edgeworth a knowledge bonus!)
Occupation: Detective
Items: Pistol x2
Bonuses: +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.

Genman
Name: Regigigas
Health: 213/330
Moves:
Fire Punch
Ice Punch
Lightning Punch
Giga Impact

RaNDM
Zapdos
Status: ACTIVE. AND OUT.

Articuno
Status: Inactive

Moltres
Status: Inactive

Venusaur
Status: Inactive

Lou Pitts

Samurott
Status: Active

Serperior
Status: Inactive

Reshiram
Status: Inactive

Harold Dragovitch
-???

[GreatWyrmGold]

Climb up to the same perch as May. Then, calmly turn the doll around.

"Inside voice, please, or I might use you as my next test subject. Which reminds me...oh, right, you were talking to me. What were you saying?"

[Greenstarfanatic]

((As we now have sort of an NPC who talks, I'll be doing Chat outside of updates.))
Before you can climb up to where may is, the doll speaks up again, as you turn it around.


"SHUT THE FUCK UP, ASSMUNCH. I'M THE ONE WHO'S JOB IS TO TALK HERE. NOW, WHERE THE FUCK WAS I?

OH YEAH, PUT ME DOWN. NOW, SHITHOLE."

[GreatWyrmGold]

"I would, but there is a high probability of you catching on fire from the molten rock. Do you still want me to put you down?"

[Greenstarfanatic]

"DID I FUCKING STUTTER!?"

[GreatWyrmGold]

Drop the doll. Catch it before it falls into the magma.

"Last chance."

[Greenstarfanatic]

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PUT ME DOWN ALREADY."

[Patrick Hunt]

Hide like my life depends on it.

[ReDeadEr]

RESPAWN?

Anywhere that isn't about to be coated in lava.