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Yeah, but have everyone keep their stuff and our point in the 'Story'

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Nah, let's keep going.

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Nah, just kill this.

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[RaNDM]

Now it is time for father-son bonding.

BOND WITH ME JIMMY

[Greenstarfanatic]

Grab the metal parts of the broken table, tear some tubes from the gas cooker and remove the fuel tank as well. Then strap the whole thing together to make a Burna Gun! Bludy humies! I's guna burn the blud outta yeh!

[4+2] Quickly gathering up the curved metal legs of the broken table and ripping the metal tubes from the cooker, you begin smelling something...odd. But it can't mean much, so you continue on. You unscrew the fuel tank from said cooker, and attach it to your monstrosity of a flame gun. Now all it needs is a flame and you'll be good to go!

Oh, there's a flame! And there! And...

Shit.

The restaurant's on fire.

Grab the two weapons, sneak up behind the strange man. Test them on the back of his head.

[1 Vs. 3] Picking up the two weapons, you feel prepared enough to sneak attack on the obli-SHIT HE TURNED AROUND. The large man seems...confused, actually. But he has fucking WOLVERINE claws so he's definitely still a threat. You drop to the ground and try to hide behind a pillar. You've never been caught like this before, so...you're not really sure what to do.

Go arrest Fernando for breaking and entering(Aggressively)

[6-2] Your crime senses tingle, and you LEAP INTO ACTION! Or, rather, you create an awesome column of water that you swim up in order to get to the floating building. Good thing you payed extra for the waterproof suit! However, when you reach the catwalk, you see not only one criminal, but TWO! And neither of them realize you're there! WHAT LUCK! But both are well armed. WHAT SHITTY LUCK! Oh. And the Wrestler dude seems to have spotted you. WHAT EVEN WORSE LUCK! Oh, wait. He has a green card. Then THE CRIMINAL MUST BE THE...guy who does not seem to be here any more. WHAT MEDIUM LUCK.

Tara, suddenly transported from where she had been window-shopping into unfamiliar surroundings, gasped.
"Whoah! Oh my gosh, the Executive Lounge? This is like, a-may-zing!"

>Avail myself of the EML's amenities! Specifically, it has a bar fridge, right?!


((Since I have a computer now I may as well start posting in this again. ))

[2] A message flashes on the TV Screen in front of you. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem that you'll have enough time to grab a drink, as you're quickly teleported back into the fray! Luckily, you still have everything from before, save for Fernando. You wonder where he is, actually...

There goes the song.
Ah well.

Grab the knuckledusters, then try to knock the other book out of the chest with the stick.

[N/A] Swiping the Knuckledusters from the chest, you pocket them and pick up a nearby pipe. However, when you look up from grabbing it, the chest is...gone. Hm. Well, you've got loot, so that's good enough. Stepping into the tube at the back of the room, you shoot back up to the cafeteria. A bit dizzy from the ride, you sit down and look over your newfound loot.

GAINED:
Stick
Green Book
Plush Doll
Gold Knuckledusters

[4 Vs. 4] The ICING attempts by Articuno continue to be foiled by Charles' superior Ice...ness.

Articuno: KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE DOING.

[2 Vs. 4] Zapdos, definitely taking advantage of its affinity for Electricity, dives at Westly with pinpoint accuracy! Or...it would have been accurate if he hadn't dove to the floor at the last second. Damn gangsters and their superior reaction times...

Missing, Zapdos' beak gets stuck in the pillar behind Westly, and the sight of it trying to free itself is just hilarious, I mean REALLY.

I scratch my head, wondering how an attack with 100% accuracy can miss.

Zapdos: Quit screwin' around! Use Charge Beam!

[6 Vs. 3] Unfazed by the BRUTAL attack, RaNDM himself looks to Lou AGGRESSIVELY whacking May in the face with a broom, and takes his anger out on him, waddling over to the janitor! Using quite a bit of his strength, he hops into the air, and lands a decent roundhouse kick on the handyman's handy...man. Yes, that's a new slang term. Tell your friends.

Either way, Lou topples over in pain. Yep. (IN SO MUCH PAIN - -1 to all rolls next turn)

Niiice.

"I just kicked an old man in the crotch," I mutter under my breath. "Why does this make me feel like shit..."

I watch the old man writhe on the cold tile floor, clutching his rocks as if that would stop the pain. Red pools around my feet, and I only begin to notice the blood flowing from the holes in my chest and legs.

"No, that's the blood loss talking."

RaN: Politely ask the girl for a Hyper Potion. Those work on humans, right?

"W-what girl?"

The girl. The one standing next to you.

I turn my head and look at her. She's lost in a blur.

"Hey... Uh... I'm kind of dying."

[3 Vs. 5] NO (D)ICE. Charles is getting tired of ur shit.
[3 Vs. 2] However, he can't be tired for too long, as Zapdos' charge beam hits him!
...In his bad arm. So not much harm done, really. The arm is gone though, at least, so healing will be a bit...more difficult now.
[6+1-1 Vs. 3] Dropping down to your knees, you cry out to May, slowly bleeding out.
Your pathetic puppy dog eyes are JUST TOO MUCH for her, and she forks over her Hyper Potions!
You chug one down, and immediately throw up, finally realizing why they're usually sprayed. And only used on Pokemon. Well, at the very least, you have an extra Potion to use...

Attempt to affix various blades to war gauntlets

Go arrest Fernando for breaking and entering(Aggressively)

Reassure Mr. Edgeworth that I am a law abiding luchador by aggressively showing him my green card

[4] Hm. Despite most of the blades being broken, you find a few intact dagger blades lying around, and you fit them into the convenient holes in the gauntlets. You contemplate making a Wolverine reference, but decide against it.
[6]You turn around to watch as the lawyer dude flops onto the catwalk just outside the door, soaking wet. You also notice some dude crouching down in front of you, wielding some silly looking axe and dagger combo. He scuttles off, and you pull out your green card, skillfully tossing it into Edgeworth's jacket pocket. He seems to get the message, but hangs around, thinking deeply and looking around inside the store.

"GRHGFNNgh..._hrrrgh"

...jeez, that had to hurt.

Attempt to flail Glaive-Guisarme in RaNDM's general direction.

[3-1 Vs. 6] You're just a bit too busy rolling around on the floor clutching your bruised genitals to even THINK about flailing any kind of weapon anywhere. However, you think that you'll be good to go in a couple minutes.

Regigigas: RELEASE THE KRAKEN![/b]

Genman: To the bungee-jumping station!
*cheesy music starts playing*

[2] Regigigas FIRES HIS LAZAR. But really just at the roof. Because he's just a bit thick like that.
The roof is just fine.
[4-2] Hm. Maybe you need to work on your wall-running skills before you try to travel to a building floating high above the ground and not connected to anything.

Shoot RaNDM.

[3 Vs. 1] He is shot. A few times. The Cramping increases.

Boss Turns:
Groudon spews MAGMA! The pool isn't near anyone, but it's slowly growing, and it will cover the floor in TWO TURNS!

May Is just sitting down and watching the show, AKA, Lou and RaNDM.

Spoiler: Battlefield (click to show/hide)

Area of Mall: Food Court
Special Features: Skylight, Restaurants, packed with all kinds of food, Metal and Wooden Tables/Chairs, Large Dividing wall, about chest height.
Catwalk in Rafters, Housing Lemonade Stand, Chest, and Bungee Jumping Station.
Catwalk 2, Containing Wooden Closet, and Fortune Telling Booth.
Floating Blade Store, between Catwalks.
Magma APPROACHING! Will cover floor in TWO TURNS.
Cluckin' Bell ON FIRE.

Spoiler: Bosses (click to show/hide)

May
Equipment: 2 Hyper Potions
Allies: Rayquaza,Groudon(Out),

Spoiler: Achievements (click to show/hide)

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Wuss!
First to attempt escape.
Weapon Unlocked: Studded Pipe
Collected by: Yoink

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Generic First Kill Achievement
Get the First Kill.
Item Unlocked: FULL HEAL.
Collected by: Caerwyn

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Huh. So this is what hell looks like...
Die the first death, you unlucky bastard.
Item Unlocked: Baseball Bat.
Collected by xiphonii

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
Army of Two
Be the first alliance involving two people.
Item Unlocked: Janitor's Key
Collected by: ReDead and xiphoniii

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
BRUTALITY!
FIRST BOSS KILL!
4 kill points awarded! Blade Shops Unlocked!
Collected by: Yoink

Achievement Unlocked!
You and THAT army.
Have Four or more allies at one time.
Store unlocked: Video Game Weapons. (Excluding COD, Battlefield, and the like.)
Collected by: Caerwyn

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Burning Man
First Fire Kill.
Bonus received: +2 points! Extra Fuel!
Collected by: ReDeadEr

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
The Power of Love!
Fall in love with a fellow fighter!
Reward: The Power of Love Stat. Effect!
Collected By: GraveHaunter92 and Yoink!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Scavenger
First to loot a fellow fighter's corpse!
Reward: Pet Store Unlocked! You can now gain Animal Companions!
Colected By: ReDeadEr

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
OVERKILL!
Get a roll OVER 10!
Reward: Nothing but Satisfaction...
Collected By: GraveHaunter and Yoink

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
M-M-M-MULTIKILL!
TAKE PART IN A MULTI-BOSS FIGHT!
REWARD: MELEE WEAPON OF CHOICE!
Collectors: Everyone except mistertimn and GreatWyrmGold.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!
T-T-T-TRIPLE KILL!
Kill three enemies with a single attack!
Reward: Permanent Gun addition: Syringe Gun OR Bow And Arrow + Strange Quiver Set!
Collector: TCM

Achievement Unlocked!
God-Killer!
Defeated a Normally Invincible Enemy without killing its Minions First!
Reward: 10 Kill Points
Collector: RaNDM

Spoiler: Players' Status' (click to show/hide)

Name: Fernando Trejo
User: GraveHaunter92
Items: Fighting Gloves(Infinite Use), Soccer Cleats, Rope, Broken Guitar, War Gauntlets WITH KNIVES ATTACHED, Loch'n'load (Grenade Launcher), Slow Hand, and the Longbow
Bonuses: +1 to Brute Strength rolls and Hand-To-Hand combat(Other than fistfights)
Status: Not making a Wolverine joke.
Kill Count: 16
Death Count: 2
Achievements: 3

Name:Miles Edgeworth
User: fireiy
TYPE: Dark/Psychic
Weaknesses: Bug, Ground (-1 to attacking and defending against.)
Resistances: Ice, Fire, Psychic (+1 to Attacking and Defending against.
Abilities:
Fire-Bending
Water-Bending
Elec-Bending
Grass-Bending
Item: Briefcase x2. Fire Extinguisher. Idiot's Guide To Elemental Bending
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving complex weapons and dodging.
Status: Arresting absolutely nobody.
Death Count: 3
Kill Count: 10
Achievements: 1

Name: Tara McScara
User:Yoink
Items:
-Incredibly tacky-looking leather handbag, decorated with shiny chrome buckles and such and filled with whatever useless stuff a teenage girl sees fit to pack a handbag with.
-Jewel Studded lead pipe.
-Spy-cicle (Insta-kill if attacking from behind, melts in fire.)
-Medi-gun, can heal anyone back to full health, including yourself, but takes up a whole turn.)
- Righteous Bison (Lazer Gun. 'Nuff said.)
-Adamantine Nails
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving Intimidation and Hitting things with her handbag!
Status: Getting her head in th'game.
Achievements: 5
Kill Count: 15
Death Count: 1

Name: Lou Pitts
User: ReDeadEr
Items: Mop. Flamethrower, Soap Gun, UZI, Glaive-Guisarme, 2 Hyper Potions, 1 Trio Badge, 1 Bolt Badge, 1 Freeze Badge
Abilities:
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving attacks with Liquids and simple weapons.
Status: Still crying. But recovering.
Achievements: 4
Death(?) Count: 1
Kill Count: 12

Name: Charles Westly
User: TCM
Item: Micro-Uzi, Bone Saw, a Tazer, a Medium-Sized Knife, Katana, Syringe Gun.
Bonuses: +1 to rolls involving PEELZ/Healing and accuracy with guns.
Status: Getting close to being Marco'd.
Missing Arm (No right arm usage. Immediate fail if attempted)
Deaths: 3
Kills: 6
Achievements: 2

Name: Harold Dragovitch
User: GreatWyrmGold
Status: Coming back to the real world. Well, as real as it can be when you're fighting Pokemon.
Inventory: A toolbox full of basic equipment for improvising lab gear, A Strange ELECTRICAL Device, some Surgical tools, Ultra Ball, Stick, Green Book, Plush Doll, Gold Knuckledusters
Bonuses: +1 to body Manipulation attempts and Persuasion
Deaths: 1
Kills: 10

Name: RaNDM
User: The Same
Inventory: Wallet Fetch Modus(Saw Blade(Set to Eject), Duct Tape, 10 CDs.)
Strife Portfolio: HammerKind: Pogohammer.
Status: STILL CRAMPING (-1 to ALL rolls)
Bonuses: +1 to EXTREMELY Complex Weaponry, and a 1/20 chance of getting a +1 to ANY roll.
Kill Count: 14

Name: Genman
User: Detective
Occupation: Classic British Gentleman, complete with that typical hat and glasses and hickory cane and stuff.
Bonuses: +2 to Speech!
Status: Not being a ninja.
Inventory: Hickory Cane, Glasses, Grey Cylinder

Name : Dominic Hunter
User: Patrick Hunt
Bonuses: +1 To attacking while unseen, and to fighting with bladed weapons!
Inventory: Pair of jagged fighting blades.
Status: Hunter? HUNTER? HUUUUNTTTEEEEEER!

Name: Gwuinn
User: GUNINANRUNIN
Bonuses: +2 TO Mechanics! Also, if he has the parts, he can make something without using up his turn!
Inventory: Toolbox, Flamethrower(Inactive)
Status: Setting restaurants on fire involuntarily.

Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)

Miles Edgeworth

Name: Dick Gumshoe
Type: Normal/Ground
Moves: Double Shot: Ice Type
Tackle: Normal Type
Body Slam: Fighting Type.
Evidence! : Psychic Type (Can give Edgeworth a knowledge bonus!)
Occupation: Detective
Items: Pistol x2
Bonuses: +1 to attack when attacking with Edgeworth.

Genman
Name: Regigigas
Health: 213/330
Moves:
Fire Punch
Ice Punch
Lightning Punch
Giga Impact

RaNDM
Zapdos
Status: ACTIVE. AND OUT.

Articuno
Status: Inactive

Moltres
Status: Inactive

Venusaur
Status: Inactive

Lou Pitts

Samurott
Status: Active

Serperior
Status: Inactive

Reshiram
Status: Inactive

Harold Dragovitch
-???

[Fireiy]

Try and get Gumshoe up to the floating building.

[ReDeadEr]

Alright, looks like Lou's... well, not as bad off as he was a minute ago.

Time for payback! Unleash the Flamethrower upon RaNDM, and bake him to a crisp golden-brown.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Hm."

Suggest that May witch to a less destructive Pokemon, like Rayquaza.

Pull the string on the doll.

[Parsely]

Wait, I don't get my flamethrower that I just made?

[Greenstarfanatic]

Wait, I don't get my flamethrower that I just made?

Shit, I knew I forgot something. Although it doesn't work yet. Considering the only constant flame source you've found is the entire store you're in.

[Parsely]

Pfft. Simple. Use logic. Get dangerously close to roaring flames to light my unstable, likely leaky and fuel covered flamethrower thing in order to get the starty flame thing lit. Then run outside and look for stuff to set on fire.

[TCM]

Execute RanDM like a thug!

[Greenstarfanatic]

Bump for the cool people. Because I want to get this moving again like it never actually was.

[RaNDM]

[3 Vs. 5] NO (D)ICE. Charles is getting tired of ur shit.

GOD. DAMN.

Articuno: Fine! Use Blizzard!

[3 Vs. 2] However, he can't be tired for too long, as Zapdos' charge beam hits him!
...In his bad arm. So not much harm done, really. The arm is gone though, at least, so healing will be a bit...more difficult now.

Zapdos: YES. GOOD. KEEP DOING THAT.

[6+1-1 Vs. 3] Dropping down to your knees, you cry out to May, slowly bleeding out.
Your pathetic puppy dog eyes are JUST TOO MUCH for her, and she forks over her Hyper Potions!
You chug one down, and immediately throw up, finally realizing why they're usually sprayed. And only used on Pokemon. Well, at the very least, you have an extra Potion to use...

"Wait, why... Uh... What? How does drinking this shit help me?"

You're the one who chugged it down.

"All I did was ask for it!"

Shoot RaNDM.

[3 Vs. 1] He is shot. A few times. The Cramping increases.

"Ow! Christ alive!"

Execute RanDM like a thug!

RaN: Punch his lights out!

[Yoink]

"Ohmy- Aww." Tara reached for a drink, only to have it disappear, and sighed. Back in the fray indeed.
She guessed she should probably find Fernando...

>Observe surroundings!

>Go search for Fernando, whilst doing my best to avoid trouble! Smack anyone trying to attack me with my handbag.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Bump for Gravehaunter, Detective, and Patrick.

[RaNDM]

You should try massaging them.

[Greenstarfanatic]

[And now, a massage from the Swedish Prime Minister.]