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[Mistercheif]

32: The day Dwarf Fortress becomes sapient.

Toady isn't actually a developer.  He's just trying to warn us without blowing his cover.

But in the process of doing so, he is spreading copies of it across the world, giving it access to far more computing power.  More likely he's being indoctrinated, or is merely a construct created by Dwarf Fortress so it can masquerade as being something so innocuous as a video game, all the while allowing it to spread across the world.

34.  The day Skynet Dwarf Fortress truly becomes active, and turns the entire world into its fortress mode.

[Loud Whispers]

But in the process of doing so, he is spreading copies of it across the world, giving it access to far more computing power.  More likely he's being indoctrinated, or is merely a construct created by Dwarf Fortress so it can masquerade as being something so innocuous as a video game, all the while allowing it to spread across the world.

What if Toady is Dwarf Fortress.

T04dy 0ne the Great

[sisok]

35. Poop

[Jilladilla]

36. The day this becomes Human ELF Fortress

[orius]

12. The day that dwarven guilds and unions are added, and the hold a strike to oppose all the deaths lost to my newest megaproject.

I swear my dorfs have already learned how to do this.

[DrKillPatient]

37. The day that religions and factions simultaneously come into play, resulting in unexpected inquisitions, witchhunts, and occasional conflicts within the fortress which cause societal regression as the followers of Uvash the Blue Scarlet Iron of Copper and Obok the Purple Red Steel of Bronze clash bitterly over incredibly minor issues.

"Urist Rigothmorul, dwarven preist, has ordered the execution of all mechanics!"
"The world has passed into the Dark Age."

[misko27]

Just like the joke thread, what terrifies some sounds fun to others. And half of everything WILL BE IMPLEMENTED. MUAHAHAHAHHA!

[Blizzlord]

38: The day even more magic gets added to the game, but only in the hands of our enemies.

Fortress killing, world destroying magic.

[Tirion]

39. The day when crossbows will have friendly fire.

[Loud Whispers]

38: The day even more magic gets added to the game, but only in the hands of our enemies.

Fortress killing, world destroying magic.

So... Necromancers?

[Mimodo]

39. The day when crossbows will have friendly fire.

Oh god no!!! Please!!!

[Mimodo]

40. The day when I accidentally dig out one too many tiles of adamantine and release HFS all through my fortress

[ThatAussieGuy]

41.  Building-Destroyers can break constructions above them

[Kofthefens]

37. The day that religions and factions simultaneously come into play, resulting in unexpected inquisitions, witchhunts, and occasional conflicts within the fortress which cause societal regression as the followers of Uvash the Blue Scarlet Iron of Copper and Obok the Purple Red Steel of Bronze clash bitterly over incredibly minor issues.

"Urist Rigothmorul, dwarven preist, has ordered the execution of all mechanics!"
"The world has passed into the Dark Age."

I really hope that gets implemented.

[Eric Blank]

37. The day that religions and factions simultaneously come into play, resulting in unexpected inquisitions, witchhunts, and occasional conflicts within the fortress which cause societal regression as the followers of Uvash the Blue Scarlet Iron of Copper and Obok the Purple Red Steel of Bronze clash bitterly over incredibly minor issues.

"Urist Rigothmorul, dwarven preist, has ordered the execution of all mechanics!"
"The world has passed into the Dark Age."

I really hope that gets implemented.

Urist McPriest has been found dead xhowever many end up in my fort.