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[WealthyRadish]

Nah, it'd probably be a cover-based third person shooter, set in the near future.

[Mimodo]

If EA bought the rights to this game, it'd be as if the game was just put on hold for development... I'd just play the latest version (before EA), happy with the game as is... and hope like hell they don't take down all the old versions

[lordcooper]

29. When all dwarves require cutlery, combs and coins.

[Loud Whispers]

25.  Weather.  And an intense tornado destroying a fort.

This is actually getting implemented. Actually, a lot of the things listed here are actually planned for by the Great.

[Wellincolin]

30 - The day Dwarf Fortress becomes a "casual" game.
31 - The day development must be ceased due to only the high-end computers being able to process the required amount of information.

[MrWiggles]

Dwarf Fortress is pretty casual as it is. Once you get over the flurry of just starting a fort, its not entirely taxing to play.

[Wellincolin]

Dwarf Fortress is pretty casual as it is. Once you get over the flurry of just starting a fort, its not entirely taxing to play.

I knew someone would say it, that's why I put it into quotation marks.


Do you seriously think an ASCII rogue-like game without ANY user-friendly interface whatsoever is casual? Well, no, sir. It is not casual. Casual implies getting the game and playing it without any needs for tutorials or menus exploration. It also implies an in-game tutorial.
Anything else is not casual. Also, there are many categories inbetween casual and hardcore.

[Trif]

32: The day Dwarf Fortress becomes sapient.

[GoombaGeek]

Reviews;

Critic reviews;
"I really love the amout of gemstones that you implimented, and how they all have unique status boosts! I also really like the story, how you are Sankis looking for your lost father! The characters develop perfectly and you get very attached to some characters" 9/10

"I love all the levels, and how immersive they are! I especialy like the  mines of exacubar level. Another thing i approve of is the progression system, its so slick to choose your skills when you level up!" 10/10

"I love the destructable enviroment, how your comabt effects the enviroment around you, depending on the items you have equiped and the gem-boosts you have! The AI is wonderful aswell, how the goblins will attack you in different ways depending on the amout of goblins and the size of your party!" 9.5/10

User reviews;
"Fuck"0/10

"This"0/10

"Game" 0/10

The sad part is they would actuly do this.

Eh? I don't get it.

[Orky_Boss]

Reviews;

Critic reviews;
"I really love the amout of gemstones that you implimented, and how they all have unique status boosts! I also really like the story, how you are Sankis looking for your lost father! The characters develop perfectly and you get very attached to some characters" 9/10

"I love all the levels, and how immersive they are! I especialy like the  mines of exacubar level. Another thing i approve of is the progression system, its so slick to choose your skills when you level up!" 10/10

"I love the destructable enviroment, how your comabt effects the enviroment around you, depending on the items you have equiped and the gem-boosts you have! The AI is wonderful aswell, how the goblins will attack you in different ways depending on the amout of goblins and the size of your party!" 9.5/10

User reviews;
"Fuck"0/10

"This"0/10

"Game" 0/10

The sad part is they would actuly do this.

Eh? I don't get it.

The critics are all biased from what the quality of the game actually is.

[Mimodo]

Reviews;

Critic reviews;
"I really love the amout of gemstones that you implimented, and how they all have unique status boosts! I also really like the story, how you are Sankis looking for your lost father! The characters develop perfectly and you get very attached to some characters" 9/10

"I love all the levels, and how immersive they are! I especialy like the  mines of exacubar level. Another thing i approve of is the progression system, its so slick to choose your skills when you level up!" 10/10

"I love the destructable enviroment, how your comabt effects the enviroment around you, depending on the items you have equiped and the gem-boosts you have! The AI is wonderful aswell, how the goblins will attack you in different ways depending on the amout of goblins and the size of your party!" 9.5/10

User reviews;
"Fuck"0/10

"This"0/10

"Game" 0/10

The sad part is they would actuly do this.

Eh? I don't get it.

He was referring to what would happen if the rights to the game were sold out to EA... Current players would hate it, but the critical reviews would love it for the typical EA game it will become

[XXSockXX]

3. The day the HFS gets ahold of a copper pick.

7. Or the day goblin invaders learn how to dig. Imagine how the map would look after 20 years of sieges...

Basic theoretical preparations have been made for this eventuality

That is very good to know, might come in handy one day.

[Mistercheif]

3. The day the HFS gets ahold of a copper pick.

7. Or the day goblin invaders learn how to dig. Imagine how the map would look after 20 years of sieges...

Basic theoretical preparations have been made for this eventuality

That is very good to know, might come in handy one day.

Seeing as how Toady already has buildings being destroyed in world gen, and is approaching the point where he has that happen during gameplay, I think we're going to need ThatAussieGuy's preparation sooner than we think.

33. The day when not only invaders can dig, but aquatic, magmaproof, or flying enemies can as well.

[misko27]

3. The day the HFS gets ahold of a copper pick.

7. Or the day goblin invaders learn how to dig. Imagine how the map would look after 20 years of sieges...

Basic theoretical preparations have been made for this eventuality

That is very good to know, might come in handy one day.

Seeing as how Toady already has buildings being destroyed in world gen, and is approaching the point where he has that happen during gameplay, I think we're going to need ThatAussieGuy's preparation sooner than we think.

32. The day when not only invaders can dig, but aquatic, magmaproof, or flying enemies can as well.

He also created a version which casts the digger in obsidian

[Sabreur]

32: The day Dwarf Fortress becomes sapient.

Toady isn't actually a developer.  He's just trying to warn us without blowing his cover.