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[Ruhn]

A VIAL FORCE OF DARKNESS HAS ARRIVED!

Squad Leader: "All right boys, we just got a station order.  Let's Mov- wait... Urist Pile, where the hell are your sword, helm, left gauntlet, and breastplate?!"
Urist Pile: "Well Sarge, I thought it was an emergency and left all that behind."
Squad Leader: "What is your major malfunction!  You are not fit for duty yet, get back to the barracks and catch up with us once you have all your gear.  I'm not gonna let a dimple cup like you go out there unprepared and get killed."

[Urist_McUser]

Urist McMigrants: Why would we want to move to a place that's already low on food and booze, has no free beds and a goblin siege going on? We'll go next week/month/year.

[Spectrelight]

Urist McWoodcutter: "Unwanted pregnancies sure are getting to be a problem. I'm glad I can get away from the screaming babies by coming our here to cut rubber trees...hey, I have an idea!"

Urist McSoldier: "Hey, that kobold just tried to steal from us! I guess I'll let him go, killing him seems a little extreme."

Goblin McGoblin: "Hey guys, we're trying to increase diversity in our culture!"
Urist McOverseer: "That's great, you can adopt some of our orphans!"

[Slayerhero90]

Urist Dwarfdwarf, Dwarf, has stepped down as an existing race.
Alecili Elfelf, Elf, has stepped down as an existing race.
Snozux GoblinGoblin, Goblin, has stepped down as an existing race.

Aatrozed Dgretzil, Demonblood, has been elected to be an existing species.
Iciri Zhilatroyav, Nyelrrithic, has been elected to be an existing species.
Xitoqul Linamaxec, Iloal, has been elected to be an existing species.

At least, for everyone else.

[Ringsea]

Logic.

!!LOGIC!! Does happen sometimes, though.

[werty892]

"Hey guys! Maybe after the last 100 people died in the minecarts, we shouldn't try to pick up there Xx!!Pig Tail Fiber Socks!!xX"

"Good Idea, Urist!"

[Monk321654]

The Forgotten Beast Xoltig Spaxztal cancels Life: Made of Mud

[Zealord]

Congratulations,

After decades of persistent labor, courageous battles and honorable deaths, you have achieved equilibrium.

Your civilization has grown to be the most powerful in all of Thur Nalish.

r Resume playing
e Exit game

[Aviator CJ]

Urist McFivekills: "Yay, I've earned a title. Wait, you want me to be called what? The Pink Merchant? What the circus kind of name is that? That's not badass enough for a soldier of my skill. Give me a better one."

[TheDarkStar]

UristMcMarksdwarf: Hm, I think I'll pick up some crossbow ammo off the ground, instead of trying to bash goblins to death with my copper crossbow.
UristMcHauler: I probably shouldn't try to retrieve things from outside during a siege.

[Dorftrottel]

Urist McMayor: "Forget about the toy forges , my brat of a daughter scribbled that one on the mandate with her wax crayons. But i heard we are running low on pig tail cloth dresses, please have some of these made before someone gets upset about it."

[Ianflow]

"Maybe I should wait for the rest of the militia before I attack the general who's riding a cave crocodile"

[hiroshi42]

Urist McDuckDuckDuke: "Hmmm, we appear to be in a protracted siege involving what appears to be an entire history's worth of corpses and 2-no make that 3-elven forest retreats.  I think we have enough trade goods for now" *Mandate Bins*

[flabort]

Urist McMiner: "So you're under the impression, that somehow, THROUGH this bridge, I can mine into a VOLCANO, and not be incinerated? Hahah, yeah, and how do you think I can get my pick into the stone with the bridge in the way?"

[Slayerhero90]

Celici Elfelf, Elf, has become a miner.