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Author Topic: Things that don't happen.  (Read 95066 times)

Mustard Elemental

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #480 on: March 10, 2013, 08:55:44 am »
-> Sew Leather Waterwings

Urist McMason cancels Make Chalk Chair: Innappropriate building materials.

Urist McButcher cancels Butcher Mermaid: The FUCK is wrong with you!?
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The military is all gathered in one huge mass on top of the ramp to the mountaintop, where the entrance is. Apparently they spend their time taking potshots at owls, pushing babies off the ledge, and giggling.

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #481 on: March 10, 2013, 02:42:14 pm »
Quote from: Splint on March 08, 2013, 11:36:36 pm
Urist McSwordsdwarf cancels fight balrog: That thing is made of fucking fire and he values his life.

Fun thing, is this actually happened in the opposite sense. Urist McDumbassSwordsdwarf fought a balrog unarmored with only an iron short sword and won. Only loss was her left ass cheek which melted.
Was it made of only fire?
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #482 on: March 10, 2013, 03:02:48 pm »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on March 10, 2013, 02:42:14 pm
Quote from: Splint on March 08, 2013, 11:36:36 pm
Urist McSwordsdwarf cancels fight balrog: That thing is made of fucking fire and he values his life.

Fun thing, is this actually happened in the opposite sense. Urist McDumbassSwordsdwarf fought a balrog unarmored with only an iron short sword and won. Only loss was her left ass cheek which melted.
Was it made of only fire?

When the dwarf sliced it up fire came out which claimed her left asscheek by melting. But it was a Balrog, soo.... Yeah. Dunno how the hell she didn't die.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #483 on: March 10, 2013, 03:47:31 pm »
Quote from: Splint on March 10, 2013, 03:02:48 pm
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on March 10, 2013, 02:42:14 pm
Quote from: Splint on March 08, 2013, 11:36:36 pm
Urist McSwordsdwarf cancels fight balrog: That thing is made of fucking fire and he values his life.

Fun thing, is this actually happened in the opposite sense. Urist McDumbassSwordsdwarf fought a balrog unarmored with only an iron short sword and won. Only loss was her left ass cheek which melted.
Was it made of only fire?

When the dwarf sliced it up fire came out which claimed her left asscheek by melting. But it was a Balrog, soo.... Yeah. Dunno how the hell she didn't die.
But was it only made of fire?
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #484 on: March 10, 2013, 03:54:39 pm »
Look  up what a balrog is and you tell me. Thing certainly didn't come apart at a light tap if that's what you're asking.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #485 on: March 10, 2013, 04:14:23 pm »
I assume, rather than being a forgotten beast composed of fire, he's using Masterwork Mod, and it's a megabeast/semimegabeast.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #486 on: March 10, 2013, 04:15:37 pm »
Quote from: flabort on March 10, 2013, 04:14:23 pm
I assume, rather than being a forgotten beast composed of fire, he's using Masterwork Mod, and it's a megabeast/semimegabeast.

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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #487 on: March 10, 2013, 04:21:47 pm »
Quote from: flabort on March 10, 2013, 04:14:23 pm
I assume, rather than being a forgotten beast composed of fire, he's using Masterwork Mod, and it's a megabeast/semimegabeast.
I didn't assume it was a forgotten beast either. I wanted to know what the modder of Masterwork made the Balrogs out of. Don't assume that I'm assuming something.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #488 on: March 20, 2013, 03:48:15 pm »
Its made of custom shade and fire material, covered in darkness and molten iron. And immolates all items around it. Made by deon btw ;)
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #489 on: March 21, 2013, 08:39:54 pm »
Goblin commander: Squad A and C, flank around the sides of their fort and try to get over the wall. Archer squad A and B, I want you to give them suppresive fire. Archer squad C, aim for the centeral staircase. Squad B, your with me. We will rally with Squad A and C at the rally point. Avoid any obvious enterances or long hallways, as they are probably trapped. MOVE OUT.

Goblin Swordsman: ITS A AMBUSH! FIGHT TO THE LAST MAN!

Goblin Maceman: Wow, this dead Dwarf has great armor! Don't mind if I do...

Goblin Engineer: Trap hallway has been defused, sir!

Goblin battering ram: *bum* *bum* *CRASH*

Goblin archer: This wall is made of wood. Anyone have a match?

Goblin commander: Attach from the caverns, we'll get them from below!

Dwarvern Badass: My arm got bruised! It's just a bruise though, I'll continue fighting!



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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #490 on: May 27, 2013, 05:50:19 pm »
UristMcPossessed Cancels make tin sword: Not that bloody stupid.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #491 on: June 08, 2013, 08:40:46 am »
Urist McReport: Sir! A forgotten beast has arrived, it's made out of water. What should we do!?
Urist McMilitiacommander: Nothing. It'll just fall apart.

Water McFB has bled to death.
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #492 on: June 08, 2013, 09:20:04 am »
Quote from: WaffleEggnog on March 21, 2013, 08:39:54 pm
Dwarvern Badass: My arm got bruised! It's just a bruise though, I'll continue fighting!
Here, I fixed it for you...
Dwarven Badass: He cut my bloody arm off! I'm off to get some medical attention so I don't bleed out!
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #493 on: June 08, 2013, 12:49:53 pm »
Player cancels do !!SCIENCE!!: Sane
Zombie hair cancels killing candy armored dwarves: Physics
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Re: Things that don't happen.
« Reply #494 on: June 08, 2013, 01:20:23 pm »
Job Complete:  Gather all individual loose items into large stacks.

Urist McDwarf does not cancel gather object: The goblins are obviously trapped behind glass and no danger to him.
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