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[Akura]

Urist McDemonFromHell cancels Attack Dwarves: Dwarves do some pretty f***ed up scary things.

[Slayerhero90]

SKHMKVZXC LKMNWQC, Demon, cancels attack fortress: Found Copper Pick.

[hops]

Urist McCheesemaker cancel migrate from Mountainhomes: Overseer does NOT need cheesemakers

[SixOfSpades]

Ral Itebsibrek, broker: " . . . and because the liason said you wanted toys, here's a wooden boat we stole from the elves."
Bomrek Dastotzon, trader: "Decorated with larch, nice--wait, did you say you stole it from the elves?"
Ral Itebsibrek: "Yep. Even came right out and told 'em that I was doing it, too. Man, were they pissed."
Bomrek Dastotzon: "Heh, heh, good for you. We'll pay extra for that one."

[Xantalos]

Aban Greatgat, Legendary Adventurer cancels punch giant in head: dwarf.

[Deepblade]

Urist McPlayer cancels play Dwarf Fortress: Not addicted to awesome game.

[Sutremaine]

Urist McLiaison: So, what are you willing to pay us extra for this year?
Urist McLeader: Same as last year.
Urist McLiaison: Done.

[Corai]

Kobold mckobold: Okay, you three go over there and take their attention by shooting arrows at them. Me and those four will go behind their soldiers and stab them in the back with our spears and knives, eliminating the threat. Once that is done, we can safely steal some shiny crap.

Kobold mckobold2: OOOORRRR we can just take leftovers from the last siege that came here. Worth just as much and we won't get killed.

Kobold mckobold: Fair enough.

[Splint]

Urist McHunter: Maybe going after a giant desert scorpion is a bad idea. After all, we could tame those things! or more likely I'll get spotted and it'll beat me with my own crossbow.

Human McNoviceHunter: Maybe trying to ambush that Giant Cave Spider is a stupid idea, I'll go after those mole dogs instead. - This one sadly happened; How she survived being bitten and injected with venom multiple times while not being a night creature of some kind is beyond me.

[hops]

Corai McKoboldLeader: Hey, come on guys, we should raid a village or something. It is kind of obvious we're gonna lose. Just look at those magma and legendary warriors....

Alternatively...

Urist McLegendaryWarrior: Nuh-uh, overseer! If I go out there and fight, the Random Number God will try and screw me over for sure! Just look at those numbers of enemies! So many possibilities of me getting a whip through my adamantine helmet!

[Argembarger]

Urist McMiner: I told you, I can barely keep a dwarf-sized hole stable under this sand, let alone this massive storage room you want me to build. Why don't we construct a solid wood or stone tunnel through the sand, and do our digging in the bedrock?

[SixOfSpades]

Zombified yak hair cancels Attack dwarves: Only a flippin' piece of hair.

Urist McStarving: "Well, guys, since our entire food stockpile got burned to ashes, I see that we have two choices: Either we eat some of these goblins that we just killed, or we wait for each other to starve and eat whoever dies first. I don't know about you, but I say we eat the goblins."

[SixOfSpades]

Ral Mistemzod, Dwarven Child: "But Moooom, I don't WANNA go outside! Bad monsters might get me!"

Bax Snogspmu, Goblin Spearman cancels Invade Fort: Interrupted by Turkey Hen.

Etur Bomrekdoren, Farmer: "Hey, I finished butchering and skinning those blue peacocks like you asked."
Rovod Zalsibrek, Clothier: "Great! What'd you do with all those magnificent tail feathers?"
Etur Bomrekdoren: "Here they are."

Tholtig Lolorezum, Weaver: "Just water for me, please. The chief medical dwarf has directed me to avoid all alcohol while I'm pregnant."

[Lida_Brainbroken]

"Looks like the Overseer has designated that new stockpile in the archer's tower for metal bolts only.  I'd better not put this worn out shoe there."

[Slayerhero90]

"Looks like the Overseer has designated that new stockpile in the archer's tower for metal bolts only.  I'd better not put this worn out shoe there."

"Wait nevermind. Maybe I can make some bolts out of this shoe."