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[penguinofhonor]

I can't. My oldest post is in the closed Armok forum.

It appears my posts before that were lost in the forum switch or something. Unfortunate.

[scriver]

From a thread on how how silk clothing deflected all the attacks from a cave crocodile. The only funny joke I ever made.

Cloth is the new plate armor.

"Dwarves, arm yerselves! Take up yer ax! Don yer dresses!"

Spoiler: Oh and did I mention my first post was totally sig'd today? (click to show/hide)

Cloth is the new plate armor.

"Dwarves, arm yerselves! Take up yer ax! Don yer dresses!"

Sig'd.

[penguinofhonor]

And it's been sig'd for over two years. I don't think most sig quotes last nearly that long.

[scriver]

The guy was only active for fourteen days according to his profile, so I'll be memoralized in his sig FOREVER.

[Graknorke]

My first post... was a Spelling and Context Nazi post...

Unless I have been englishing incorrectly all my life, you spell them differently, with draft for the military draft, and draught for the air currents. Or it coud be an American thing either. I honestly don't know. American English language sure is weird that way.

Goddamnit past me, couldn't you make a better entrance or something.

[ToonyMan]

I searched for this, but couldn't find it anywhere.  When my King came to my fortress I found out he walked around with a steel crossbow and was skilled with it!  I thought that was pretty cool and I actually saw him use it to on one of my dwarfs that went crazy and started attacking people.<P>My question is:  Are Kings suppose to come skilled with crossbows?  <P>I'll post a picture if you want me to. Never mind I'll do it right now.<P> <P>[ June 11, 2008: Message edited by: ToonyMan ]<p>[ June 11, 2008: Message edited by: ToonyMan ]

Obsolete tags everywhere.

EDIT:
Oh right this isn't even my first post, the forum is bugged a bit and doesn't list the last one as actually last.  It hardly matters I guess!  Beh fine I'll find it...

My dwarves are so hardcore they all sleep on one bed,<B>at the same time!</B>         There's 3 dead dwarves on the bed too....<p>[ February 28, 2008: Message edited by: ToonyMan ]

[Kashyyk]

Hi im new here so try not to yell to loudly if i do somthing wrong.
ive been reading this and thought, lets join wurm so i downloaded it but i cant get it to play   
the wiki says press launch and you download it, i have. then is said launch to play i have and it is trying to download again! what do i do?

Pretty standard really. Kinda related to DF. It was five years ago... Wow.

[Itnetlolor]

 I think I've played too much DF

What do you think?



I swear, Dawrves are running the TV networks nowadays. 

NOTE: This picture is not shopped or modified in any way.

EDIT: Necro updated. Picture revived.

Wow. Been here nearly 4 years.

I think I already lost 5 forts by this time.

[Grek]

Originally posted by axus:
Here's a param file from my world, there's an island with volcano, monster caves, and undead tower.Created in DF v0.27.169.32a.[WORLD_GEN]
   [TITLE:WORLD1]
   [SEED:4164863082]

Can't find it. Can you post some directions or the name of the volcano?

[ November 03, 2007: Message edited by: Grek ]

[Putnam]

To be a part of the world's history! I brought the world out of the Age of the Hydra and Forest Titan once, and it was the best feeling ever!

Hehehe. How mundane my best feeling ever was

[Andal]

I lost 6 of 7 embarking dwarves to dehydration, and it ended up plastered all over my walls later on.

I think remember that fort. I believe it crumbled when it drowned in an irrigation accident. Ironic, really.

[Spinal_Taper]

My forts are all glorious communist paradises(I.E. Hellholes, just like the U.S.S.R.) so no real social structures show up before the planned economy fails.

[The Fool]

Hi shoruke, I went and made a Human Fighter specializing in over-sized great-axes. I used a feat from the Player Handbook II called Intimidating Strike, I hope this isn't a problem. Tell me if I need to change anything or if the background story makes no sense in the context of the world.

http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=241528

Just joining a D&D game. I know Shoruke IRL, so he told me about the forum and how he was holding a D&D campaign. I think it was a good several months before I posted outside that thread.

On another note, characters that use oversized weapons aren't that great in 3.5e. I then went on to character hop about 5-6 times. At least character continuity is ignored for that campaign.

[Shook]

20 pages per gorilla

It seems like I had trouble with infections, gorillas and spelling.

For some reason, that part cracks me the hell up. Now if only my first post featured such an awesome quote. In fact, my first post is MASSIVE, so i put it in this spoiler for your convenience!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hey folks, new guy here and all that jazz. I've been trying to get into modding (i do love me some modding!), and thus made a sturgeon for a weapon.

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[ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_STURGEON]
[NAME:sturgeon:sturgeons]
[SIZE:2500]
[SKILL:HAMMER]
[TWO_HANDED:37500]
[MINIMUM_SIZE:32500]
[MATERIAL_SIZE:3]
[ATTACK:BLUNT:40000:100:smack:smacks:NO_SUB:1500]
[ATTACK:EDGE:100:3000:prod:prods:nose:1000]I'm pretty sure it works, since it's just a modified warhammer. Why yes, i do compare a large fish to a warhammer. I've also made a steel dude (literally) for use in adventure mode, whom i'd like to wield the sturgeon upon spawning.

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[CREATURE:STEEL_DUDE]
[DESCRIPTION:A dude made of steel.]
[NAME:steel dude:steel dudes:steel dude]
[CASTE_NAME:steel dude:steel dudes:steel dude]
[FANCIFUL]
[NOPAIN][EXTRAVISION][NOBREATHE][NOSTUN][NONAUSEA]
[NOEXERT]
[NO_DIZZINESS]
[NO_FEVERS]
[BUILDINGDESTROYER:2]
[LARGE_PREDATOR]
[NO_DRINK][NO_EAT][NO_SLEEP]
[SPHERE:METALS]
[SPHERE:STRENGTH]
[SPHERE:WAR]
[CANNOT_UNDEAD]
[CANOPENDOORS]
[INTELLIGENT]
[NOT_BUTCHERABLE]
[BIOME:ANY_LAND]
[EQUIPS]
[NOFEAR]
[PREFSTRING:height]
[NOBONES]
[BODY:HUMANOID:2EYES:2EARS:NOSE:HUMANOID_JOINTS:5FINGERS:5TOES]
[NO_THOUGHT_CENTER_FOR_MOVEMENT]
[TISSUE:STEEL]
[TISSUE_NAME:steel:steel]
[TISSUE_MATERIAL:INORGANIC:steel]
[MUSCULAR]
[FUNCTIONAL]
[STRUCTURAL]
[RELATIVE_THICKNESS:1]
[CONNECTS]
[TISSUE_SHAPE:LAYER]
[TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:STEEL]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:70000]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[ATTACK:PUNCH:BODYPART:BY_TYPE:GRASP]
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASP_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:punch:punches]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK:PUNCH:BODYPART:BY_TYPE:GRASP]
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASP_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:poke:pokes]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:5]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK:KICK:BODYPART:BY_TYPE:STANCE]
[ATTACK_SKILL:STANCE_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:kick:kicks]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:SECOND]
[DIURNAL]
[SWIMS_LEARNED][SWIM_SPEED:2500]
[PROFESSION_NAME:HAMMERMAN:hammerguy:hammerguys]Totally a bronze colossus modification, but hey. And, thanks to JoRo (who posted the following somewhere), i've made him playable in adventure mode:

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[ENTITY:DUMMY]
[INDIV_CONTROLLABLE]
[CREATURE:STEEL_DUDE]
[TRANSLATION:DWARF]
[WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_STURGEON]
[ADVENTURE_TIER:3]However, he's incapable of learning the hammerguy skill, and he starts with a copper spear and dagger, as everyone else does. How would i add this skill to his repetoire, and is it possible to make him start with the sturgeon in hand? The notion of being a guy made of steel who batters people with a sturgeon amuses me greatly, to say the least. Maybe i'll give him a whale too, just for the sheer what-the-fuck-is-going-on-here factor. =P

I do apologize if it's already written somewhere, but honestly, i don't want to look through 100 pages to find it.

I can't believe that i've actually gotten MORE MELLOW since then. Then again, that was before i started at university, which did have a profound positive impact on me. That was when i learned that yes, it is indeed socially acceptable to be silly. c:

[penguinofhonor]

Oh, well apparently they didn't get deleted. Thank you, Toony, for figuring that out. I think this one's my first post.

I like it, but I don't want to have to bail out my fortress or put a roof on it... I guess grates would work... But they are a bit of trouble. I guess I'll have to deal with it.