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Author Topic: A sparrow is pecking at my window  (Read 17290 times)

jc6036

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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2012, 01:23:35 pm »

So I stood at my window again and this time it sat on a telephone cable, chirping at me and striking a menacing pose. I'm scared for my life.
As you should! It may very well be plotting your death.
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MaximumZero

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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2012, 01:29:36 pm »

Boxing glove and fireworks. And Megadeth, if possible.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2012, 01:31:38 pm »

That's a great plan! Stun it with fireworks and punch it to death to some Megadeath!

The sparrow will never see it coming.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2012, 01:35:57 pm »

As an aside, googling "Angry Sparrow" yields a lot of results about a guitar tone box by that name. Will the WTF never cease...
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #34 on: May 29, 2012, 01:38:49 pm »

What you want to do is to get a bigger window and a bigger sparrow. Let the bigger sparrow peck at the new window, watch as your trouble finds itself outmatched and flies off to bother someone else. Promptly remove window.
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DarkWolfXV

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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #35 on: May 29, 2012, 02:18:32 pm »

Tame it and become best friends, or kill it with PONYCORE.
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Goats will ignore your grass and eat the neighbours' roses. They're just evil bastards like that.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #36 on: May 29, 2012, 02:34:36 pm »

Ponycore? Surely you do not mean to suggest that there is MLP-themed metal music, do you?
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #37 on: May 29, 2012, 02:36:15 pm »

Ponycore? Surely you do not mean to suggest that there is MLP-themed metal music, do you?
You have no idea of the extents that we go to.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #38 on: May 29, 2012, 02:36:38 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Puss in Boots should do the trick....
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #39 on: May 29, 2012, 02:38:11 pm »

But then HE'LL start tapping at the window with that silly little sword of his, and you're going to have to get something to deal with him.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #40 on: May 29, 2012, 02:40:53 pm »

Ponycore? Surely you do not mean to suggest that there is MLP-themed metal music, do you?
You have no idea of the extents that we go to.
My first guess was pornography, which was a preposterous speculation—right? I mean, no one would actually—
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #41 on: May 29, 2012, 02:45:21 pm »

Open window.
Turn up volume as high as your speakers allow.
Play this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33DWqRyAAUw
(Got the idea from that top comment there. Maybe it'll work!)
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jc6036

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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2012, 02:45:25 pm »

Ponycore? Surely you do not mean to suggest that there is MLP-themed metal music, do you?
You have no idea of the extents that we go to.
My first guess was pornography, which was a preposterous speculation—right? I mean, no one would actually—
ಠ_ಠ
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2012, 02:48:13 pm »

Ponycore? Surely you do not mean to suggest that there is MLP-themed metal music, do you?
You have no idea of the extents that we go to.
My first guess was pornography, which was a preposterous speculation—right? I mean, no one would actually—
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #44 on: May 29, 2012, 02:53:29 pm »

After reading all of this thread, I have but one thing to say: I love this community.
Hell, railway companies are probably drafting a Bay12-related derailing insurance this very moment.
If they haven't already.
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