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Fenrir

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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #45 on: May 29, 2012, 02:57:39 pm »

Ponycore? Surely you do not mean to suggest that there is MLP-themed metal music, do you?
You have no idea of the extents that we go to.
My first guess was pornography, which was a preposterous speculation—right? I mean, no one would actually—
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #46 on: May 29, 2012, 03:03:58 pm »

Ponycore? Surely you do not mean to suggest that there is MLP-themed metal music, do you?
You have no idea of the extents that we go to.
My first guess was pornography, which was a preposterous speculation—right? I mean, no one would actually—
Umm...I'm pretty sure that's WHY we don't talk about the ponies round here. Because someone actually.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #47 on: May 29, 2012, 03:05:47 pm »

Ponycore? Surely you do not mean to suggest that there is MLP-themed metal music, do you?
You have no idea of the extents that we go to.
My first guess was pornography, which was a preposterous speculation—right? I mean, no one would actually—
Umm...I'm pretty sure that's WHY we don't talk about the ponies round here. Because someone actually.
That was in a thread I missed, then. I have no recollection of it, so it was probably before my return.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #48 on: May 29, 2012, 03:32:26 pm »

See, that is precisely what I mean.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #49 on: May 29, 2012, 03:35:42 pm »

You should hire a hungry ghost. They are natural enemies of the sparrow
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #50 on: May 29, 2012, 03:42:00 pm »

Spray some fake snow (flocking?) from a can like used of christmas trees to fog up the outside of your window.

Might have to wait a few months to find it for sale tho.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #51 on: May 29, 2012, 03:54:05 pm »

For the murderous solution, try windowsill mines.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #52 on: May 29, 2012, 06:03:03 pm »

That was in a thread I missed, then.
Four threads you missed. One after the other, over the span of a week.

And now you know why MLP discussion isn't allowed on Bay 12 anymore.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #53 on: May 29, 2012, 06:06:45 pm »

I missed the threads, fortunately. They started innocently enough, but devolved into having to make categorization tables for erotic fan fiction.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #54 on: May 29, 2012, 06:10:25 pm »

That is why fads are the devil.

Now eat your damn peas, son.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #55 on: May 29, 2012, 06:10:51 pm »

That was in a thread I missed, then.
Four threads you missed. One after the other, over the span of a week.
Apparently I missed them too.


Ultimately it turned out better for everyone involved, though. We have fun in our hideout (everypony welcome!).





Back to sparrows, try to catch it inside a plastic ball and then train it to fight other birds and animals.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #56 on: May 29, 2012, 09:21:34 pm »

Nuke the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #57 on: May 29, 2012, 09:30:32 pm »

Clearly you need to huck a ball at the plucky bird.  Then train it.  Make sure it gets Quick Attack, that one's tops.

I always named mine Spheros, after some old sci-fi thing.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #58 on: May 29, 2012, 09:42:37 pm »

Aqizzar, wrong game. We use cage traps here.
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Re: A sparrow is pecking at my window
« Reply #59 on: May 29, 2012, 09:45:09 pm »

You can still train it though.  It will fend off the goblin hordes!
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