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[jc6036]

So I stood at my window again and this time it sat on a telephone cable, chirping at me and striking a menacing pose. I'm scared for my life.

As you should! It may very well be plotting your death.

[MaximumZero]

Boxing glove and fireworks. And Megadeth, if possible.

[jc6036]

That's a great plan! Stun it with fireworks and punch it to death to some Megadeath!

The sparrow will never see it coming.

[RedKing]

As an aside, googling "Angry Sparrow" yields a lot of results about a guitar tone box by that name. Will the WTF never cease...

[LordSlowpoke]

What you want to do is to get a bigger window and a bigger sparrow. Let the bigger sparrow peck at the new window, watch as your trouble finds itself outmatched and flies off to bother someone else. Promptly remove window.

[DarkWolfXV]

Tame it and become best friends, or kill it with PONYCORE.

[Fenrir]

Ponycore? Surely you do not mean to suggest that there is MLP-themed metal music, do you?

[jc6036]

Ponycore? Surely you do not mean to suggest that there is MLP-themed metal music, do you?

You have no idea of the extents that we go to.

[Truean]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Puss in Boots should do the trick....

[GlyphGryph]

But then HE'LL start tapping at the window with that silly little sword of his, and you're going to have to get something to deal with him.

[Fenrir]

Ponycore? Surely you do not mean to suggest that there is MLP-themed metal music, do you?

You have no idea of the extents that we go to.

My first guess was pornography, which was a preposterous speculation—right? I mean, no one would actually—

[Lightning4]

Open window.
Turn up volume as high as your speakers allow.
Play this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33DWqRyAAUw
(Got the idea from that top comment there. Maybe it'll work!)

[jc6036]

Ponycore? Surely you do not mean to suggest that there is MLP-themed metal music, do you?

You have no idea of the extents that we go to.

My first guess was pornography, which was a preposterous speculation—right? I mean, no one would actually—

ಠ_ಠ

[MaximumZero]

Ponycore? Surely you do not mean to suggest that there is MLP-themed metal music, do you?

You have no idea of the extents that we go to.

My first guess was pornography, which was a preposterous speculation—right? I mean, no one would actually—

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

[Errol]

After reading all of this thread, I have but one thing to say: I love this community.
Hell, railway companies are probably drafting a Bay12-related derailing insurance this very moment.
If they haven't already.