I dont really see the relation between a banana and a moon, would make an odd couple.
This time we take ALL the naos at once!!!
There would be no better time for this.
Start doing the PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME Song and Dance.
Ask children (and dog) if they like bananas. Regardless of answer, send them to the moon, using your patriotic Abe Lincoln banana powers.
Jump on the dog and ride him like a horse, pulling his ears to control the direction. Ride to the nearest gun store.
You dance the Peanut Butter Jelly dance singing "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!", complete with pelvic thrusts.
The children gets even more confused and the dog raises its furs and freezes into a snarling grimace "GRRRRRR!!". They get mesmerised by your awesome moves! You complete the song and dance, the children got huge question marks in their faces, they loook really confused. You then ask them if they like bananas, one of them answers; "No, not anymore. Its way too mainstream.", you then send both to the moon, lincolnikinetically. The dog looks really confused now, since its owners are gone, at the peak of its confusion you mount it, and ride out on the street.
The traffic is heavy and fast, they are driving like mad, you yell "Forbandede Søndags billister!!" because thats danish and awesome. The sheer look of a dog riding banana causes alot of chaos and you hear crashes in the distance. People are looking really weird at you.
wut dew? >