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DrPoo

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You are a banana
« on: May 25, 2012, 06:25:23 am »
You are a banana, sitting in a bowl with all your fruit buddies.
You were having a great conversation with your peer, pear, when suddenly a hand descends from the sky to take one of you away!

what do? >
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Re: You are a banana
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2012, 06:29:54 am »
Become a Danish banana. Det er sgu rigtigt!
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Re: You are a banana
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2012, 06:36:02 am »
Become Abraham Lincoln's star-striped vengeful banana.
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Re: You are a banana
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2012, 06:37:21 am »
Quote from: freeformschooler on May 25, 2012, 06:36:02 am
Become Abraham Lincoln's star-striped vengeful banana.

And then seek a hammock.
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Re: You are a banana
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2012, 06:38:14 am »
Quote from: lawastooshort on May 25, 2012, 06:37:21 am
Quote from: freeformschooler on May 25, 2012, 06:36:02 am
Become Abraham Lincoln's star-striped vengeful banana.

And then seek a hammock.
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Re: You are a banana
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2012, 06:40:05 am »
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DrPoo

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Re: You are a banana
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2012, 06:57:42 am »
Quote from: Svarte Troner on May 25, 2012, 06:29:54 am
Become a Danish banana. Det er sgu rigtigt!

Undskyld. Im kind of running democracy here, the Lincoln banana had the most votes :P

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Quote from: Scelly9 on May 25, 2012, 06:38:14 am
Quote from: lawastooshort on May 25, 2012, 06:37:21 am
Quote from: freeformschooler on May 25, 2012, 06:36:02 am
Become Abraham Lincoln's star-striped vengeful banana.

And then seek a hammock.
+1
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You turn into Abraham Lincoln's star-striped vengeful banana! And you telekinetilincolninally levitate out of the fruit bowl! The hand belongs to a TERRIFYING GIANT GIANT! It swings at you, trying to grab you.

wat d0? >
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Re: You are a banana
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2012, 07:00:03 am »
< Destroy evil oppressing dictator Giant Giants!
or alternatively
< PEANUT BETTER JELLY TIME!
« Last Edit: May 25, 2012, 07:02:07 am by Heavy Weapons Pony »
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Re: You are a banana
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2012, 07:00:54 am »
Blast out the giant's eyes with vicious crotchthrusts and then leap to the floor and flee.
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Re: You are a banana
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2012, 07:20:53 am »
get eaten take contral or chest burst
« Last Edit: May 25, 2012, 08:30:42 am by killerhellhound »
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Re: You are a banana
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2012, 08:36:55 am »
Evolve into a Cavendish banana. Because Cavendish bananas are awesome.

Also, keep your lincolnian abilities.
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Re: You are a banana
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2012, 09:22:23 am »
Quote from: lawastooshort on May 25, 2012, 07:00:54 am
Blast out the giant's eyes with vicious crotchthrusts and then leap to the floor and flee.

You blast out the giants eyes! It leaps back and falls upon a table, THE TABLE HAS COLLAPSED, ALL YOUR FRIENDS DIED IN THE ACCIDENT.
You leap to the floor and flee! Out into the living room! TERRIFYING GIANT GIANT CHILDREN ARE PLAYING PS1 ON A HD SCREEN! HERETICS!

wut nao? >
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Re: You are a banana
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2012, 09:27:33 am »
infest one tear the other apart with our host
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Re: You are a banana
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2012, 09:34:40 am »
Dash across the room and leap through the screen into their crazy bitty HD world.
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Re: You are a banana
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2012, 09:39:22 am »
Destroy them.
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