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[killerhellhound]

infest one tear the other apart with our host

destroy like this

[The Fool]

Dash across the room and leap through the screen into their crazy bitty HD world.

Become one with the video game!

[Svarte Troner]

Realize that if Abraham Lincoln was a patriotic banana that spoke Danish, you would be him. Then proceed to educate the giant children in American Civil War history.. in Danish.

[10ebbor10]

Dash across the room and leap through the screen into their crazy bitty HD world.

Become one with the video game!

Digitalization is the future.

[killerhellhound]

Dash across the room and leap through the screen into their crazy bitty HD world.

Become one with the video game!

Digitalization is the future.

more digital

[DrPoo]

Realize that if Abraham Lincoln was a patriotic banana that spoke Danish, you would be him. Then proceed to educate the giant children in American Civil War history.. in Danish.

I took this one for the rule of lols.

You jump infront of the screen, use a telekinetilincolnian EMP burst to reduce the low res image(ON A HD SCREEN, WHAT HERETICS!) to static flimmering, then you teach them all about the onmarch of the true clean yellow banana race, and banananism, "Shit, wrong topic" you think to yourself and you start teaching them the American Civil War history, in Danish, you see the American Simpletons eyeing you out. One thing could be that your a talking banana with funny little black pixel legs, another thing might be that they dont understand a word of what you are saying. Suddenly a cute black medium sized dog with long hair runs in from the garden, and start barking at you, like mad.

zomg wut na0z !11!!!!11!!1!!!!eleven!!!!one!!! ? ? ? >

[lawastooshort]

Jump on the dog and ride him like a horse, pulling his ears to control the direction. Ride to the nearest gun store.

[Heavy Weapons Pony]

There would be no better time for this.

Start doing the PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME Song and Dance.

[Andal]

Ask children (and dog) if they like bananas. Regardless of answer, send them to the moon, using your patriotic Abe Lincoln banana powers.

[adasdad]

Ask children (and dog) if they like bananas. Regardless of answer, send them to the moon, using your patriotic Abe Lincoln banana powers.

beat me to it >.> I literally saw this thread and though "hmmm, time to make a moon joke!"

[DrPoo]

I dont really see the relation between a banana and a moon, would make an odd couple.

This time we take ALL the naos at once!!!

There would be no better time for this.

Start doing the PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME Song and Dance.

Ask children (and dog) if they like bananas. Regardless of answer, send them to the moon, using your patriotic Abe Lincoln banana powers.

Jump on the dog and ride him like a horse, pulling his ears to control the direction. Ride to the nearest gun store.

You dance the Peanut Butter Jelly dance singing "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT!", complete with pelvic thrusts.
The children gets even more confused and the dog raises its furs and freezes into a snarling grimace "GRRRRRR!!". They get mesmerised by your awesome moves! You complete the song and dance, the children got huge question marks in their faces, they loook really confused. You then ask them if they like bananas, one of them answers; "No, not anymore. Its way too mainstream.", you then send both to the moon, lincolnikinetically. The dog looks really confused now, since its owners are gone, at the peak of its confusion you mount it, and ride out on the street.

The traffic is heavy and fast, they are driving like mad, you yell "Forbandede Søndags billister!!" because thats danish and awesome. The sheer look of a dog riding banana causes alot of chaos and you hear crashes in the distance. People are looking really weird at you.

wut dew? >

[lawastooshort]

Bite the nearest people looking at you.

[Andal]

Pose triumphantly, setting off random patriotic fireworks behind you, while blasting patriotic death metal, while summoning an eagle to screech overhead at the most dramatic moment.

Also, let the dog pee on all the things, everywhere.

[DrPoo]

Pose triumphantly, setting off random patriotic fireworks behind you, while blasting patriotic death metal, while summoning an eagle to screech overhead at the most dramatic moment.

Also, let the dog pee on all the things, everywhere.

You ride the dog around, using magical telelincolnipathy to make the dog piss everywhere, blasting out patriotic death metal "GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAPE, SKIN AND EAT THE COMMUNIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH AND NOT NECCESARILY IN THAT ORDER!!! TUKTUKTUKTUKTUKTUKTUKTUKTUKTUKTUKTUK", a giant eagle passes over your head at the climax of the song, with a cloud of fireworks exploding ear piercingly loud behind. Everyone passes out of pure awesome, and maybe the sudden explosion of WTF, memetic radiation poisoning, etc. etc.

ZOMGH WUT NAoZZZZ?!!! >

[Heavy Weapons Pony]

Jump to the moon and punch those kids in the face, then meet up with Abe Lincolns Angry Speedo!