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[Sir Finkus]

Obama just tapped into our strategic Maple Syrup reserves, it must be pretty bad.

[Lagslayer]

**AN URGENT MESSAGE TO ALL AMERICANS AND SANE CANADIANS**

Use the non-alcoholic beer! It's their greatest weakness!

*loud static*

Oh god! They are here! How did they get so far south?! Oh my GOD! Not the lumberjacks!

*log-rolling*

Fought them off for now. *cough* Took one of their curling stones. Working on - *cough* anti-curling serum. Don't think we will last much longer. Please send h-

*tree falling* *message terminated*

[mainiac]

So my sister used to be in the southernmost curling club in the US.  They lost the title to some new curling rinks to the south of us.  But at the rate things are going she'll soon be in the northernmost curling club in the US!

[Enzo]

I can't do it. I can't stay locked up here anymore. It's playoff season. Time to put on my thinking-toque and come up with a plan.

I think maybe I can deke those hosers outside and make it to the snowmobile shop next door. Once I get me some wheels, I'm making a break for Alaska. I hear they have guns. If I don't make it out of here alive I want you to know I love you guys, and as a Canadian, I'm sorry.

[lordcooper]

as a Canadian, I'm sorry.

The world was waited too long to hear these words.

[Enzo]

Nationwide rampage or no, we are still very polite.

[penguinofhonor]

I heard that bumping into someone without apologizing counts as a riot in Canada.

[warhammer651]

I heard that bumping into someone without apologizing counts as a riot in Canada.

2nd degree murder actually

[mainiac]

This is why Liberal Canadian Squad is so freakin' difficult.

[Loud Whispers]

Canada... It's alive.

[Flying Dice]

Winter is coming.





_{Just hit me for that, please.}

[lordcooper]

*Full on decapitates Flying Dice even though everyone thought I wouldn't really go through with it and he's like the single most likeable character in this whole god-damn show/book anyway*

[PTTG??]

shhhh...

[Loud Whispers]

[Logical2u]

By the end of the first quarter of the 21st century, freedom was dead in Canada. Beginning with a large scale military coup d'état that erupted in various cities throughout the nation, the rebels seized power in all the central institutions of government.

The entire nation appeared to have fallen completely into the hands of the coup d'état forces. However, one final hope in opposing the coup d'état forces remained.

This final hope, belonging to the ghost of Jack Layton himself. The NDP, equipped with a special mobile armoured ops suit, developed in secret by the official opposition, waged their own personal war, alone, to take back Canada's freedom.

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