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Aqizzar

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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #45 on: April 25, 2012, 10:42:27 pm »
Goddammit, I always knew America was watching the wrong border.  They called me crazy, but no one's ever been attacked by a Mexican bear.

You hear this, Minutemen?  Pack for cold weather.
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #46 on: April 25, 2012, 10:45:05 pm »
I had been hearing rumors of the Canadian plans to take over the world using their Poutine Cannons, but I never thought it would actually happen.

How wrong I was...
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #47 on: April 25, 2012, 10:49:01 pm »
I'm with the DF resistance here in Washington. Magma cannons are amazing. We have also developed carving knives as sharp as the ones in DF.
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #48 on: April 25, 2012, 11:22:08 pm »
Quote from: Powder Miner on April 25, 2012, 10:49:01 pm
I'm with the DF resistance here in Washington. Magma cannons are amazing. We have also developed carving knives as sharp as the ones in DF.

But are the knives made of pure flawless diamonds? We have too many here in the north. I personally have one that I've used to cut through a solid steel beam.

I'm using mine to fend off scavengers trying to steal my ethernet cable that allows me to post these wonderful messages. Despite being a true bearded Canadian they still are trying to get in. Ohgodgottago.
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #49 on: April 26, 2012, 01:15:28 pm »
Is Canada supposed to be outside of my window?

I seem to remember there being an entire continent between the two...
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #50 on: April 26, 2012, 01:34:48 pm »
Let's be positive: at least we have yet to face communists or, God forbid, tax collectors, a.k.a the quintessential incarnation of evil.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2012, 01:36:24 pm by Azthor »
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #51 on: April 26, 2012, 01:44:05 pm »
Nanananana Taxmaaaaaan~
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #52 on: April 26, 2012, 03:20:06 pm »
some fuck keeps babbling in russian outside my window. which no appears to have a scenic overview of the chernobyl exclusion zone.



Who pressed the crossover button, and when are you going to apologize?
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #53 on: April 26, 2012, 03:25:13 pm »
Quote from: warhammer651 on April 26, 2012, 03:20:06 pm
some fuck keeps babbling in russian outside my window. which no appears to have a scenic overview of the chernobyl exclusion zone.



Who pressed the crossover button, and when are you going to apologize?

Russian... I just had to go and say it... They are coming... The foul bane of communism has befallen us, hold unto your proprierty!
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #54 on: April 26, 2012, 03:42:00 pm »
Oh crap, guys, SCP-173 is outside my house.

Thank Brosus that I installed all those cameras around my house! And my parents called me crazy...
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #55 on: April 26, 2012, 04:17:59 pm »
Quote from: Azthor on April 26, 2012, 03:25:13 pm
Quote from: warhammer651 on April 26, 2012, 03:20:06 pm
some fuck keeps babbling in russian outside my window. which no appears to have a scenic overview of the chernobyl exclusion zone.



Who pressed the crossover button, and when are you going to apologize?

Russian... I just had to go and say it... They are coming... The foul bane of communism has befallen us, hold unto your proprierty!

"Remember, no Russian."

You hear the sound of someone knocking roughly on your door.
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #56 on: April 26, 2012, 05:18:54 pm »
In other news, in a televised address today, the Supreme Leader of Russia, Vladimir Putin, has announced Russia's main priorities for the upcoming 250 years.
"The main objective of Russian internal politics is peaceful, gradual integration of the world community within Russia itself", Putin said.
He also has signed an order to send at least 250000 Giant Humanoid Battle Robots of the Russian Army on a peacekeeping mission in the war-torn regions of the United States of Azerbaijan.


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Oh my god, the Fourth World War is escalating as we speak.
I'd better finish digging my fallout shelter.
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #57 on: April 26, 2012, 06:01:45 pm »
As a Canadian I have one thing to say "FUCK DA POLICE!!!"
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #58 on: April 26, 2012, 07:38:04 pm »
Quote from: Guardian G.I. on April 26, 2012, 05:18:54 pm
In other news, in a televised address today, the Supreme Leader of Russia, Vladimir Putin, has announced Russia's main priorities for the upcoming 250 years.
"The main objective of Russian internal politics is peaceful, gradual integration of the world community within Russia itself", Putin said.
He also has signed an order to send at least 250000 Giant Humanoid Battle Robots of the Russian Army on a peacekeeping mission in the war-torn regions of the United States of Azerbaijan.


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Oh my god, the Fourth World War is escalating as we speak.
I'd better finish digging my fallout shelter.

It's worse than that.

The soldiers here have pictures of anime characters on their shoulders. Anyone who wears a different pair is attacked.


This.... is ship-to-ship combat
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Re: Canada rioting?
« Reply #59 on: April 26, 2012, 07:52:20 pm »
OH MY GOD WE'RE BEING ATTACKED THE CANADIANS HAVE REACHD THE DF SHELTER ANY OF YOU WHO ARE AROUND HERE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED.
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