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[PTTG??]

There's a rumor going around that Canadian students overthrew the prime minister and that Quebec has seceded and that Vancouver is radioactive and that the moose have been rampaging in the streets of Manitoba. I'm not sure how much of that is accurate, since there's been no news at all about it.

Anyone hear more detailed information?

[Knight of Fools]

...Blame Canada!



Edit: I'm not finding anything.

[Tellemurius]

Shit, Vancouver is pissed again for their hockey losing the playoffs isn't it?

[Il Palazzo]

A friend of a friend, who works as a fisherman, saw a family of Canadian refugees washing up ashore in a canoe near Gdynia, two days ago. People are saying that they fled the roving bands of rebelious scum and/or religous persecution(apparently the Scientologists took over and are putting to an axe every psychiatrist they can find). I don't know much more than that. There appears to be a media blackout or something.

[Flying Dice]

Apparently one of the students called the PM a "rotten bastard" when they pulled him off of his golden throne. The nerve!

[UltraValican]

You guys havn't heard! The Cult of Mara(A Buddhist demon) has pulled a full on coup. They're already forcing civillians to pull  a massive golden chariot to the summoning site.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

The abnormally large number of Canadians here in the Triangle have all suddenly vanished, leaving hollow shells of mouldering starless ash where they once were.

[Enzo]

I'm posting from an internet cafe. Thank god this PC's still intact - most of them have already been looted or smashed. It's a wonder the Wifi's still up.

Please send help. Every window I've passed is busted in, people are screaming and fighting, cars are flipped over of the street. I don't know what caused it, but this is chaos. There's Maple Syrup on the walls, the ceiling, everywhere. The Tim Hortons across the street, and the one down the road, they're both on fire. There's a little boy on the street outside who had his skull caved in with a hockey stick. Please. I'm frightened, and I don't know what to do.

[Duke 2.0]

Meanwhile, in America

No celebrities had a scandal, all the politicians did honest business and several southern churches were visited by Jesus today. No plans are made to intervene in whatever foreign affairs are going on up there.

[Flying Dice]

We certainly aren't planning to annex Quebec.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Nor are we planning to use the power divide this will cause to annex the rest of Canada.

[PTTG??]

Nor is there in any way any concern about the Canadian oil reserves which we aren't planning on seizing, though when we do it will be in the interest of national security.

[mainiac]

The first sign of trouble down here was when my Canadian american grandmother started speaking in tongues.  She withdrew from society and we found strange drawings in her house.  Luckily the police managed to thwart her plan to blow up a strip mall before anyone got hurt but she keeps shrieking about blood for the blood throne.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

suddenly, in Britain, the politicians stopped blaming the previous party!

....and then started to blame the subsequent party.

"This is all my successor's fault for failing to invest in time travel and tell us how to prevent upcoming issues!" a member of Parliament was heard yelling this evening. 

[FuzzyZergling]

CANADA IS FINE.
CANADA IS NOT BEING TAKEN OVER BY ROBOTS.
DO NOT QUESTION YOUR CANADIAN OVERLORDS.