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[lordcooper]

Urist McHasTheNukeCodes has withdrawn from society!

[Karlito]

Urist McHasTheNukeCodes looses a roaring laugh, fell and terrible!

FTFY.

[Furtuka]

Quick! We need to recruit a single father robotist/physicist to build a super robot that his son will use to stop the madness!

[warhammer651]

Quick! We need to recruit a single father robotist/physicist to build a super robot that his son will use to stop the madness!

But He'll just abandon us when he realizes there are no heroes left in man!

[Furtuka]

That's why we need to build more robots with spunky dependable pilot buddies to keep him motivated! And hire therapists. And ban all tinted sunglasses that are not pointy

[Nilik]

Don't worry about the pilot, a random teenager will fall into the cockpit at the last minute, just get building the damn robot, gogogo!

Meanwhile in Australia... nothing of note is happening. A stray nuke may have landed in the outback. We think. Its hard to tell.

[Guardian G.I.]

I wonder how Britain will react on the recent conquests by the Canadian Empire, provided they are not too busy watching  how the alliance of Polish plumbers and those weird-looking raygun-armed pepperpot robots are fighting the local Arabs over the control of London.

[lordcooper]

I can't speak for the rest of Britain, but Wales has just had two consecutive days without any rain.  I fear the end is nigh.

[Knight of Fools]

In Washington State, if the sun starts shining, they immediately declare a drought.

And you think I'm joking.

[Azthor]

some fuck keeps babbling in russian outside my window. which no appears to have a scenic overview of the chernobyl exclusion zone.



Who pressed the crossover button, and when are you going to apologize?

Russian... I just had to go and say it... They are coming... The foul bane of communism has befallen us, hold unto your proprierty!

"Remember, no Russian."

You hear the sound of someone knocking roughly on your door.

Join the communist party. Remain capitalist. Profit.

[Johuotar]

I checked the news out and noticed that there actually are riots in Canada. I thought this was a joke thread.

[Pnx]

I checked the news out and noticed that there actually are riots in Canada. I thought this was a joke thread.

I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be a joke thread, but now it's turned prophetic.

[Darvi]

Canadians read this thread and thought that they should bandwaggon on the non-existent riots. Self-fulfilling prophecy.

[warhammer651]

link to the news article on the riots?

[PTTG??]

I TOLD you. I heard there were riots, but hadn't seen any news about it.