Attempt to fly!
You can indeed fly! Not terribly well because you're in an enclosed corridor and are bumping around against shit, but you can.
Hey, maybe you should Go out and help that guy trying to climb in the reboot dimension.
((Clearly the RNG requires additional sacrifices.))
If I'm still being given dynamic bonuses for climbing, continue floundering and getting nowhere climbing! If not, charge dynamic bonus. No way I'm going to try to climb higher without one, given this string of luck.
[2, no 1/3rd bonus]
YOU MOTHER FUCKER. YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE AREN'T YOU?! THROWING THE GAME! WHO PAID YOU! WAS IT THE RUSSIANS?!
DAMN YOU SEAN!Oh well. At least now we got someone who can fly who might actually come out and help you. Assuming he goes before that potion runs out.
"Okay, yeah. Try to follow me here. All of this, the digitizing, loss of contact, goo and stuff? It's all caused by the artifact. More specifically, it's caused by your intern or whatever that got fused to said artifact. His subconcious is basically pointing the artifact to places it should affect, which happen to be parts of the ship that he remembers. Ergo, the surefire way to put a stop to all of this bullshit is to sever the connection between the artifact, and the intern. Killing him might be bad, by the way, it would be best to seperate him without hurting him. Or just put a bullet through his brain and take a gample, either way will stop..." Pan sweeps an arm over to the hole, indicating the wounded teammates and the digitizing dimension "..all of this."
Explain reasons to Dr squid Clark. Request that I be granted acces to artifact. Also have a quick think about Clark's involvement in all of this.
Thinking about Clark brings up nothing terribly specific in your head, other then vague images of his involvement in the current proceedings.
The robo-squid listens to your speech and then sits there for a good 20 seconds, completely silently. Eventually he makes a gesture with one tentacle and several scientists head off toward the R&D lab.
((Now by broken, do you just mean inoperable, or are you saying that the panel was knocked off and wires are hanging out?))
Roll around on the floor in pain.
It's been crunched inwards, the LED display smashed and several of the keys have fallen out and are laying on the ground.
You notice this while rolling on the ground in pain. Which does nothing to soothe the pain, but does make you somehow feel better.
“So, when are you planning to unparalyze me? This is getting kind of boring being immobile. I won't do the lightning thing anymore, but could I atleast stretch my legs?”
Talk
Clark unfreezes you, but promises to "Put an end to your potentially threatening existence" if you do anything rash.
But I picked 17 first, 
Drink number 19 to continue riotous hilarity and spirit of goodwill.
"It's like that time when Gordon found that huge crate of off medications or something in here. Way too many limbs and weird refreshments".
Well then someone stole your glory. Either way.
You dig out the cobweb filling and drink the potion. Dang, tastes pretty good.
You immediately feel a rush of pleasant feelings, along with an odd disassociated feeling...as though you are unmoored in the universe.
"Dammit, so close, too, if only it caused some bleeding.
Ah well, here you go[Dan]."
Give Dan one token as his rightful reward.
You give dan one token, ask his rightful reward.
If there is more booze in the bottle., drink it. Sommer was raised on moonshine that might as well been pure ethanol. If not, continue the quest for booze
MORE DRINK
[end 1]
That thud sound you hear is the sound of your head hitting the ground. Which would probably concern you if you weren't in another dimension. WEEEEEE
explore anomaly using my new digital socks, look for interesting/important things.
Also grab any digital weapons or armour i see.
Also grab any digital weapons or armour i see.
We all know thats your true objective here. Armor is in short supply, but there are some kitchen knives around. Whole set of steak knives, straight from the Space shopping network.
As per what there is to see, well you see the metal mountain that our favorite
COMMUNIST PLANT is attempting to climb. You see an infinite expanse of untextured junk, like you're in the recycled bin of the matrix. And you see an infinite black nothing otherwise.
I should bet on people's stupidity more often!
Recieve token!
Token GET!
Attempt to escape bindings.
Are you bound? I forget.
You escape by the power of me forgetting.
Better than grayskull.
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