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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12105 on: February 21, 2013, 10:25:35 am »

Oh crap oh crap oh crap

If Sean's character is shooting, heat Ivan's center of mass as much as possible. Continue until Ivan is dead (haw haw) or I pass out or die.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12106 on: February 21, 2013, 10:44:41 am »

So, you are Ivan. One of the Bastards, it seems. Well, I'm sure Doc must have a good reason to make you a test for me. Hey people, don't attack him yet, let me try something first.

Try to figure out where are Ivan's weak points and get prepared to enter bullet time at the slightest sign of hostile movement.
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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12107 on: February 21, 2013, 01:21:51 pm »

((I'm going to try and make...something while you all die. Then I'll take anything useful and tokens from the dead. And good thing it's only a -1.))

Go back to the AM and ask what their is available to use to construct something.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12108 on: February 21, 2013, 03:12:23 pm »

((You know, you might ask Steve about venting the Rec Room. He probably won't, because it will be amusing to watch you guys try to fight a pseudo-Altered, but you can ask.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12109 on: February 21, 2013, 03:20:38 pm »

((Unless it'd be amusing to do so because several people in there are unsuited.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12110 on: February 21, 2013, 04:00:21 pm »

((Was there any reason given for why AM doesn't just go and take him out? It wouldn't be hard for her. And is there any chance of the Mission Team returning before he snaps?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12111 on: February 21, 2013, 04:08:30 pm »

((Was there any reason given for why AM doesn't just go and take him out? It wouldn't be hard for her. And is there any chance of the Mission Team returning before he snaps?))
((We're all very, very  expendable. Maybe if Milno were among the endangered...:P))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12112 on: February 21, 2013, 04:15:12 pm »

((I would love to wait, but Ivan is going to crack. So we have a time limit before the Altered personality becomes dominant, and he slaughters us. By getting the jump on him, we miss out on valuable backup, but if we wait we run the risk of him getting the jump on us. And on the topic of the AM, she seems sorta lazy. I mean, if we can kill it, great, if we all die, she's going to have to deal with it anyway.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12113 on: February 21, 2013, 04:25:37 pm »

Cut Ivan in two with my monoatomic sword.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12114 on: February 21, 2013, 04:30:46 pm »

((NOOOOO!))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12115 on: February 21, 2013, 04:31:50 pm »

((Prediction: No one will actually hit Ivan, and we'll obliterate each other in a blaze of gloryincompetence. Ivan, having not moved at all, will then play with our remains.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12116 on: February 21, 2013, 04:39:36 pm »

"Saving your ass!"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12117 on: February 21, 2013, 04:43:00 pm »

((And on the topic of the AM, she seems sorta lazy. I mean, if we can kill it, great, if we all die, she's going to have to deal with it anyway.))
((As she said, this experience will grow hair on your chest and put blood in your lungs. Luckily, Milno has no need for chest hair and his lungs have enough blood filling them.

Good luck in your endeavors and may you succeed or have enough casualties to have the AM deal with it before we arrive.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12118 on: February 21, 2013, 05:01:46 pm »

((I would like to note that AM/Steve suggested a monoatomic sword.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Don't poke the arch-demon.
« Reply #12119 on: February 21, 2013, 05:08:31 pm »

((Yanno, considering the state of the away team, I don't think they'd be too much help, all things considered. Unless we lured him into the hangar for Miyamoto and Lukas to deal with.))
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