Engage rest of enemy with tesla saber.
[uncon:6+1-1]
You activate your tesla blade and thrust it into the creature's chest, electricity curling and crackling as it explodes and rends flesh into burnt chunks. The creature falls a moment later, nothing left but the legs and lower torso.
"Hey, gorilla-man. You were saying something about swords a few minutes ago?"
Look at really sharp sword with interest. Try to take it.
"This one for sale?"
You pick up the sharp looking blade, turning it over in your hands. It's very very light, and looks practically two dimensional, a sheet of tissue paper attached to a handle. It seems fragile but extremely fatal.
(I knew it!)
Wheel up to the scientist guy.
"Hey mys-mysterious new guy, what's, what's up?"
"Yeah, yeah, pleasantries and such. Listen, you wanna buy some cool alien shit? They got tons of this stuff just sitting around in the Lab archives. Prototypes, artifacts, weapons, armor, all just stored away and never looked at again. They destroy it after a few years to clear up space." The guy kicks his crate "So I grabbed some of the stuff they were gonna nuke. No clue what they are, they're all in containers, but hey, I'll sell'em to ya cheap. First one, half price."
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((Your no fun.))
> And you're apparently unaware of how to use contractions. For instance, You're about to be shocked in your brain stem.You twitch violently as a mild charge tingles through you.
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((Your no fun.))
((Que the electro shock!))
Bishop nodded his thanks and left for the VR machines to inspect the suits.
Load up details into the VR. Get exact protection levels if possible.
When you say Exact protection levels, are you asking for like a pounds per a square inch rating? Or a "Will let you take a ballistic SUV to the face" kind of rating?
(I knew it!)
((Oh, I thought it was panacea, as in the greek cure-all.))
Thats not really an Herb. Its more a magical...er...fluid? Maybe? I don't think they were ever really clear.
((Why is there a pipe for thyme in my tank?))
What kind of cut rate healing pod doesn't have a spice delivery system? Honestly. Garlic and Oregano are key ingredients in magical space healing.
That and making man stew. If you die then you're heading straight to the kitchen.
((Why is there a pipe for thyme in my tank?))
((It is Steve. He coud probably release a tiger shark with a laser cannon attached to its head if he wanted to.))
I prefer bees. Because then I can imagine he's Nicholas Cage.