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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6004199 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5310 on: August 15, 2012, 09:01:48 am »

Wave hand in front of the spaced-out Roger's face, shrug and walk over to Jim.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5311 on: August 15, 2012, 09:28:59 am »

"- .... -.-- -- . | .. ... | - .... . | .- -. ... .-- . .-. |"

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A pipe connected to your fluid pod burbles for an instant and a clump of plant matter glides in and lands heavily against your skinless face.

>Really? Hows that working for ya?


Wave hand in front of the spaced-out Roger's face, shrug and walk over to Jim.
You leave the ring and walk over to Jim, staring at his equally spaced out face. Well, faceplate thing.

Tavik Toth

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5312 on: August 15, 2012, 10:28:17 am »

Engage rest of enemy with tesla saber.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5313 on: August 15, 2012, 10:59:37 am »

"Hey, gorilla-man. You were saying something about swords a few minutes ago?"
Look at really sharp sword with interest. Try to take it.
"This one for sale?"
« Last Edit: August 15, 2012, 12:12:53 pm by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5314 on: August 15, 2012, 11:13:15 am »

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(I knew it!)

Wheel up to the scientist guy.
"Hey mys-mysterious new guy, what's, what's up?"
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kisame12794

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5315 on: August 15, 2012, 11:36:41 am »

"-.-- --- ..- .-. | -. --- | ..-. ..- -. |"

((Your no fun.))
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5316 on: August 15, 2012, 11:47:16 am »

"-.-- --- ..- .-. | -. --- | ..-. ..- -. |"

((Your no fun.))
((Que the electro shock!))

Bishop nodded his thanks and left for the VR machines to inspect the suits.

Load up details into the VR. Get exact protection levels if possible.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5317 on: August 15, 2012, 01:07:19 pm »

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(I knew it!)
((Oh, I thought it was panacea, as in the greek cure-all.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5318 on: August 15, 2012, 01:41:53 pm »

((Why is there a pipe for thyme in my tank?))
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The non-assholes vastly outnumber the assholes but the assholes can fart with greater volume.
((You're an arm and a torso in low orbit. This was the best possible resolution of things.))

Caellath

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5319 on: August 15, 2012, 01:45:27 pm »

((Why is there a pipe for thyme in my tank?))
((It is Steve. He coud probably release a tiger shark with a laser cannon attached to its head if he wanted to.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5320 on: August 15, 2012, 02:05:43 pm »

Engage rest of enemy with tesla saber.
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You activate your tesla blade and thrust it into the creature's chest, electricity curling and crackling as it explodes and rends flesh into burnt chunks. The creature falls a moment later, nothing left but the legs and lower torso.

"Hey, gorilla-man. You were saying something about swords a few minutes ago?"
Look at really sharp sword with interest. Try to take it.
"This one for sale?"
You pick up the sharp looking blade, turning it over in your hands. It's very very light, and looks practically two dimensional, a sheet of tissue paper attached to a handle. It seems fragile but extremely fatal.

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(I knew it!)

Wheel up to the scientist guy.
"Hey mys-mysterious new guy, what's, what's up?"

"Yeah, yeah, pleasantries and such. Listen, you wanna buy some cool alien shit? They got tons of this stuff just sitting around in the Lab archives. Prototypes, artifacts, weapons, armor, all just stored away and never looked at again. They destroy it after a few years to clear up space."  The guy kicks his crate "So I grabbed some of the stuff they were gonna nuke. No clue what they are, they're all in containers, but hey, I'll sell'em to ya cheap. First one, half price."

"-.-- --- ..- .-. | -. --- | ..-. ..- -. |"

((Your no fun.))

> And you're apparently unaware of how to use contractions. For instance, You're about to be shocked in your brain stem.


You twitch violently as a mild charge tingles through you.

"-.-- --- ..- .-. | -. --- | ..-. ..- -. |"

((Your no fun.))
((Que the electro shock!))

Bishop nodded his thanks and left for the VR machines to inspect the suits.

Load up details into the VR. Get exact protection levels if possible.
When you say Exact protection levels, are you asking for like a pounds per a square inch rating? Or a "Will let you take a ballistic SUV to the face" kind of rating?

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((Oh, I thought it was panacea, as in the greek cure-all.))
Thats not really an Herb. Its more a magical...er...fluid? Maybe? I don't think they were ever really clear.

((Why is there a pipe for thyme in my tank?))
What kind of cut rate healing pod doesn't have a spice delivery system? Honestly. Garlic and Oregano are key ingredients in magical space healing.


That and making man stew. If you die then you're heading straight to the kitchen.

((Why is there a pipe for thyme in my tank?))
((It is Steve. He coud probably release a tiger shark with a laser cannon attached to its head if he wanted to.))

I prefer bees. Because then I can imagine he's Nicholas Cage.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5321 on: August 15, 2012, 02:12:34 pm »

((Oh hell yes. Bootleg alien artifacts of dubious function are now for sale! Why settle for rational uses of tokens when you can purchase the mystery box?))
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5322 on: August 15, 2012, 02:16:24 pm »

((Oh hell yes. Bootleg alien artifacts of dubious function are now for sale! Why settle for rational uses of tokens when you can purchase the mystery box?))
It's a calculated risk. You might get something much more powerful then a similar thing you could get for sure for the same amount of tokens.

Plus it's alien stuff and alien stuff is fun and interesting and dangerous. All my favorite things.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5323 on: August 15, 2012, 02:20:48 pm »

It's a calculated risk. You might get something much more powerful then a similar thing you could get for sure for the same amount of tokens.

Plus it's alien stuff and alien stuff is fun and interesting and dangerous. All my favorite things.
((Sounds a little like trouble, but I bet people with good exotic levels have better odds of finding something useful. Or having their brain destroyed by alien equipment, whichever comes first.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

Tavik Toth

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5324 on: August 15, 2012, 02:22:34 pm »

Kill more creatures in any way possible.
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