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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6004307 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5295 on: August 14, 2012, 01:14:04 pm »

((Straight armor. I don't trust those manipulators.))
"How light do you want it? And what cost?"

Hum...good book. Do you have any about psy amps?

Ask the amory master about a book on amps and read it. If there isn't one, get one about other kinds of weaponry (just something to read, really, while Renen is doing nothing), preferentially about bows.

((GM: Is a bow is a conventional or uncon. weapon?))
"I got one about hunting that has bows in it. That good?"

Try to break the centaurs arms.
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[cent dex:1]
You shove your foot forward and behind one of the centaur's legs at the same time you twist him violently to the side. You knock the creature off balance but lose hold of his arms in the process.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5296 on: August 14, 2012, 01:40:55 pm »

((@GM: Is the bow a conventional or unconventional weapon?))

Yeah, it is ok, I will read this one.

Take the book, start reading it.
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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5297 on: August 14, 2012, 02:25:54 pm »

Kill it with plasma projector.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5298 on: August 14, 2012, 06:22:52 pm »

Kill it with plasma projector.
((Remember, the Avatar has inbuilt weapons, like a tesla sabre for example.))

"I'd like it to not be TOO heavy, but some weight is understandable. My price range for now is 10 tokens and under, but if that doesn't do it, then try 20."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5299 on: August 14, 2012, 06:29:39 pm »

Kill it with plasma projector.
((Remember, the Avatar has inbuilt weapons, like a tesla sabre for example.))
((Thanks for testing the AoW while I'm dead.  :P))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5300 on: August 14, 2012, 07:37:47 pm »

((@GM: Is the bow a conventional or unconventional weapon?))

Yeah, it is ok, I will read this one.

Take the book, start reading it.
(conventional)
The "Book" is more of a magazine. A magazine about hunting people. Huh.  You flip through the pages till you find an article about hunting with a bow, specifically with a repeating crossbow. It's more of a anecdote than a manual, but it does have some useful tidbits. Apparently, at least according to the hunter/author, the best place for the first shot is to aim for is the inner thigh.

"At best you sever a femoral, at worst you cripple 'em. Center of mass is good and all, but unless you get something major in one go then the pray is gonna run and probably get off a good distance before it really effects them. Adrenaline will keep em going unless you make it so they physically can't move. "

Kill it with plasma projector.

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You practically press the barrel of the plasma Projector against the creature's chest and fire. The ball of plasma tears a horrible, charred hole through the beast's side, leaving a path of bloody charcoal where it passed. The creature gurgles and struggles to stay on its feet.

 
Kill it with plasma projector.
((Remember, the Avatar has inbuilt weapons, like a tesla sabre for example.))

"I'd like it to not be TOO heavy, but some weight is understandable. My price range for now is 10 tokens and under, but if that doesn't do it, then try 20."
"Lighter then the industrial?"

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« Reply #5301 on: August 14, 2012, 08:37:01 pm »

Slap the sub-collar on him.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5302 on: August 14, 2012, 11:29:41 pm »

"I have... the strangest feeling, like, like there's somebody new on the ship, um, that I should be looking for."
Look around for somebody new around here.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5303 on: August 14, 2012, 11:58:40 pm »

" .-. .. -.. -.. .-.. . | -- . | - .... .. ... | .- .... .- - | .... . .-. -... | -.-. ..- .-. . ... | .- .-.. .-.. | .- .. .-.. -- . -. - ... |"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5304 on: August 15, 2012, 12:36:12 am »

Look around the ship.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5305 on: August 15, 2012, 01:31:44 am »

" .-. .. -.. -.. .-.. . | -- . | - .... .. ... | .- .... .- - | .... . .-. -... | -.-. ..- .-. . ... | .- .-.. .-.. | .- .. .-.. -- . -. - ... |"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5306 on: August 15, 2012, 02:19:51 am »

(Um... oh!  I know it!)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5307 on: August 15, 2012, 03:39:55 am »

"Sure, but can you also give me an option that's heavier than the industrial suit as well? I like to know my options."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5308 on: August 15, 2012, 08:36:38 am »

Slap the sub-collar on him.
You pull a collar off your belt and snap it around his neck, the embedded needles extending with a mechanical click. The Worker struggles for a few more seconds before he goes limp.

"I have... the strangest feeling, like, like there's somebody new on the ship, um, that I should be looking for."
Look around for somebody new around here.
Look around the ship.
Mesk in his bed and Ivan, his entire upper body now clad in carapace, his originally mutated arm much larger and his face slowly transforming into some sort of insectoid mask, wander around the ship looking for someone unfamiliar. They find the object of their search standing around in the hall near the research lab. He looks like a scientist, face all hidden behind a research mask and wrapped in a white protection jacket, but he has a large crate at his side and when he sees you, he waves you over.

" .-. .. -.. -.. .-.. . | -- . | - .... .. ... | .- .... .- - | .... . .-. -... | -.-. ..- .-. . ... | .- .-.. .-.. | .- .. .-.. -- . -. - ... |"

((Riddle me this. What herb cures all ailments?))

((No cheating.))

>No herb cure all ailments. Otherwise you'd have skin, Ivan wouldn't be dying of monster cancer and all your friends wouldn't be dead.


"Sure, but can you also give me an option that's heavier than the industrial suit as well? I like to know my options."
"Well, without getting overly technical," she grabs your wrist and dumps some data off a datapad onto wristpad. "The first is lighter but stronger then industrial. Problem is that it uses a crystal matrix so it has problems with resonance. Ie, works perfect till you hit it just right and then it shatters like glass. Second is heavier but more protective. Fairly standard stuff."

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #5309 on: August 15, 2012, 08:45:31 am »

"- .... -.-- -- . | .. ... | - .... . | .- -. ... .-- . .-. |"

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