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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6014427 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4725 on: July 23, 2012, 05:55:22 am »

(What kind do you want? I can try to make those instead of falcatas, I just defaulted to them because I like 'em.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4726 on: July 23, 2012, 05:59:32 am »

((I'll bring back Feyri's head, in all probability. Rest of her body, I can't guarantee.

That is, unless the player does not wish to be Full-body borged.

And I might get a sword. It won't stay original for long, and you probably shouldn't worry about sharpening it all that much, but I might buy one.))
« Last Edit: July 23, 2012, 06:01:03 am by PyroDesu »
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Pyro is probably some experimental government R&D AI.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4727 on: July 23, 2012, 06:00:41 am »

((Heh, I don't know... Something artistocratic-looking, I guess. :P But who knows if any of us will make it back from the mission anyways. Charro might place an order then.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4728 on: July 23, 2012, 06:02:55 am »

(Well, people were talking about piercing weapons, so I guess I'll make reiterpallasch..es... instead.)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4729 on: July 23, 2012, 06:18:05 am »

((Truth be told, I was going to either mug or injure Mesk if he said "bed racing for tokens".))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4730 on: July 23, 2012, 07:15:36 am »

EDIT: wait, just caught up on the thread myself, I didn't realize Feyri got pwnt. Goddamnit. >.< Now I'm making swords for no reason since I don't have any buyers... that's two tokens wasted.)
I don't have any buyers

(Feyri was the only person who wanted a sword, and she's dead[...]
((i Is gonna live :I . Feyri believe in OtHer Peoples, even tho I don))

((I'll bring back Feyri's head, in all probability. Rest of her body, I can't guarantee.

That is, unless the player does not wish to be Full-body borged.

And I might get a sword. It won't stay original for long, and you probably shouldn't worry about sharpening it all that much, but I might buy one.))
Act as if I'm going to live, and not the other way around, please.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2012, 07:17:19 am by Tiruin »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4731 on: July 23, 2012, 07:35:06 am »

EDIT: wait, just caught up on the thread myself, I didn't realize Feyri got pwnt. Goddamnit. >.< Now I'm making swords for no reason since I don't have any buyers... that's two tokens wasted.)
I don't have any buyers

(Feyri was the only person who wanted a sword, and she's dead[...]
((i Is gonna live :I . Feyri believe in OtHer Peoples, even tho I don))

((I'll bring back Feyri's head, in all probability. Rest of her body, I can't guarantee.

That is, unless the player does not wish to be Full-body borged.

And I might get a sword. It won't stay original for long, and you probably shouldn't worry about sharpening it all that much, but I might buy one.))
Act as if I'm going to live, and not the other way around, please.

((Mortal wound, you die in three turns.

And I don't think anyone there can fix the massive electrical trauma you've suffered.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4732 on: July 23, 2012, 07:59:56 am »

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((Hence my reply IC. Use your brains guys!  :P
I wanted to be of use, but it seems the dice decided to screw me up. Charro lived after a super overdose of painkillers, those used on...horses. So...))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4733 on: July 23, 2012, 08:00:43 am »

danm. .. . .  ok. .. .  I am thinking of trying to make my character an NPC, if the GM will allow.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4734 on: July 23, 2012, 08:10:27 am »

((Charro died, as indicated from the foam coming from his mouth and him dropping to the ground to be then kicked by Mesk. We had to drag his body back to the ship.

It seems that we are our own worst enemies, especially the fleshtechs.))
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« Reply #4735 on: July 23, 2012, 08:14:47 am »

((It seems that we are our own worst enemies, especially the fleshtechs.))

((And the players who will happily loot your corpse.

And, yes, if Feyri lives, she can have her stuff back. I won't pawn it the moment I get back on the ship.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4736 on: July 23, 2012, 09:18:22 am »

((Why are people talking about only bringing Feyri's head back?

Even if she dies in the mission, her body can also be saved, just like Thomas' and Charro's. We just have to carry it with us and make sure it isn't destroyed.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4737 on: July 23, 2012, 09:27:19 am »

((Why is Pyro talking about only bringing Feyri's head back?))
FTFY
((And it isn't as good as you think when it comes to electrical recovery  :-\ ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4738 on: July 23, 2012, 10:14:48 am »

Anyway, say what you will about Mesk's doctoring style, but at least he has one. That's more than you can say for literally every other fleshtech on board. Well, I guess Maurice did break Mesk's nose, but that's about it.)
(( Funny how things go these days. Maurice stopped Mesk's nose from bleeding when it was already broken, while, well, yes, a bit deforming it in the process.
Also, what do you mean by doctoring style? So far I'd say Kyle is the most concerned medic of us all.

Also, that is one cool sword you are making there! Totally going to buy it if I have spare tokens.
And yes, Feyri's body is certainly going to be restarted and brought back to life if we fail at helping her at the moment. And we will do our best to save her.
And no, no looting, of course - anything we take, if ever, will be returned when we are back on board. Period. ))
« Last Edit: July 23, 2012, 10:18:29 am by Nikitian »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4739 on: July 23, 2012, 10:25:00 am »

Go to the armory room. Ask the AM:

Hey, I was looking at the armory list and saw that there isn't a amp for magnetic fields. Are they still researching or did they stop?
Is there any research for a new amp?
Is there any amp that can manipulate kinetic forces?
Can I have some books to read?

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