Doctor, I'm sure you don't want me to start tearing this place apart until I find you. Now be a man and come in here. Actually, hold off on that. I'm going to go and freak out the others first. When I come back, I just want these replaced with normal cyborg limbs. Otherwise, I go to the Armory Master, get a Microwave Field Manipulator, and heat the medbay until the flesh melts off of your bones, then get someone else to find some normal limbs and put them on me. Got it?
Go to the Rec Room and creep out everyone inside. Then return to the medbay and hope to hell that the doctor shows up.
You pull yourself on to your new legs and head of to the rec room. You're surprised just how fast and silently you move on your new legs, hissing along on the thin but powerful spidery limbs. You make it to the rec room and stand in the center of the room, wiggling your tentacle arms, your razor sharp claws clinking together, and stamping your half dozen feet.
Keep wrestling Renen and attempt to pin him.
"Sorry, May — I missed, bad coordination," said Empyrean between breaths, trying to win against R.
[dex:1]
[Renen dex:3]
You try yet again to get Renen of May. You grab him squarely by the pants and yank, trying to pull him off. You manage to pull his pants to down to his ankles before you fall face first onto him again.
((I just saw my helmet...It is actually beautiful. Even jaded, uncaring Milno has to admit it is nicely done and the armory master deserves some respect.))
Milno takes the honey badger helmet with somewhat of a surprised look. Even his snarky self has to recognize and appreciate a job well done. His fingers pass slowly along the well-done lines of the material and he decides to really stare into the armory master's face to thank her instead of maintaining his modus operandi of late of just ordering something, getting it and leaving the place.
"Thank you. This is actually more than what I had planned for, and I have to admit I am very grateful for it, for it is very well-done..."
His grin sparks again, fiercely.
"And I promise you I will make good use of it."
Milno dons the helmet and leaves for the rec room if the armory master has nothing else to add.
You put on your new, extremely regal helmet and thank the armory master. She smiles and nods, so you head back to the rec room, walking as tall as you can while rolling in a wheelchair.
You take a mouthful of your booze and pill mixture and start playing with Thomas. And then your fingers pop off and walk away. Uh.
"Oh no, not again!" thinks Lukas. He stands up and starts chasing his fingers. "Come back here!" he screams, ignoring the brawl that has started near him. "You're not gonna get away from me this time!"
Stand up and attempt to grab fingers with stumps.
You stand up and start running after your fingers, which all run off in different directions. You follow your right thumb and are about to catch it when your arms fall off and start slithering away. This is less then helpful.
You take a mouthful of your booze and pill mixture and start playing with Thomas. And then your fingers pop off and walk away. Uh.
"Oh no, not again!" thinks Lukas. He stands up and starts chasing his fingers. "Come back here!" he screams, ignoring the brawl that has started near him. "You're not gonna get away from me this time!"
Stand up and attempt to grab fingers with stumps.
((What, is Tuesday in the early, early morning Body Horror Time?))
((I guess this the the GM's way of telling us not to do drugs))
Not so much "Don't do drugs" more "When you start drinking something the armory master describes as "Special" and mixing it with random painkillers, expect results."
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