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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[PyroDesu]

((Not gonna be suprised if you bash your head against the couch. Still gonna laugh, but not gonna be suprised.))

((Oh, I think bashing my head against the couch is still quite okay. I'm just afraid that the GM will come up with something much worse if the roll is unlucky....Much, much worse... ))

((Your head pops off and rolls to where the arm is, biting down on it.))

[Prosperus]

((Your head pops off and rolls to where the arm is, biting down on it.))

((That would be quite the trip))

[piecewise]

Alright, Doc. Fun time's over, can you just put on what I asked for? Well... Maybe just modify the arms, but the legs? I really, really don't like being some kind of bi-tripod.

He looks at you for a moment and then shakes his head. "New legs are better. Much more efficient."

You see one of the arms crawling behind the couch by the tv.

Lukas begins to howl like a dog when he sees his arms disappear behind the couch. "Aaaah, now I will get you. Even if I have to use my teeth." He slowly moves towards the couch, hoping to catch his arms by surprise. "Heeere, armpsy armpsy...". When Lukas gets close to the couch he jumps in there, head first, trying to grab his arms with his teeth.

Approach couch slowly and then jump head first, attempting to grab arms with teeth

[dex:1] You leap after the legs, miss entirely and end up with your head jammed between the cushions of the couch. You giggle a bit to yourself as your legs wander off.



 

[Prosperus]

[dex:1] You leap after the legs, miss entirely and end up with your head jammed between the cushions of the couch. You giggle a bit to yourself as your legs wander off.

Lukas tries to shout but his voice was somewhat muted by the cushions of the couch. "Help me! I can't breathe!" He tried to wiggle his way out of his uncomfortable position, while thinking to himself that he was right to never really trust his legs.

Try to get loose, not using arms or legs

[PyroDesu]

As may be. Look, man, I'm not the greatest seeming guy in the galaxy, but this? This is just plain creepy. This is creepier than full conversion. Remember I told you I would never volunteer for full conversion unless my body becomes too mangled without? Think about it man. Do you think I would willingly become bi-tripedal?

[IronyOwl]

Faith blinked at the... activities happening nearby. Really, what was going on there? Was this strange new woman trying to beat off May as a rival or something? Or was she just that clumsy?

"You... need a hand?" she asked uncertainly, fairly ready to just walk away from the whole bizarre thing.

[Prosperus]

Faith blinked at the... activities happening nearby. Really, what was going on there? Was this strange new woman trying to beat off May as a rival or something? Or was she just that clumsy?

"You... need a hand?" she asked uncertainly, fairly ready to just walk away from the whole bizarre thing.

((Someone attempted to grope you. Lukas would have done the same were it not that he thinks is fingers, arms and legs all fell off))

((Edit: I was just reflecting on the situation on the ship and it put a smile on my face It is wonderful how many sick bastards there are on the ship))

[Ehndras]

Mason forgets about the VR xeno-combat simulation he has planned and wanders off to watch the imminent shitstorm.

[Caellath]

((Someone attempted to grope you. Lukas would have done the same were it not that he thinks is fingers, arms and legs all fell off))

((Edit: I was just reflecting on the situation on the ship and it put a smile on my face It is wonderful how many sick bastards there are on the ship))

((I think we only need one sick bastard or we'll have too much of that stereotype. Wait for the current one to die to claim the seat. Or kill him and claim the seat, your choice.

It is a matter of keeping the group diverse. And I think you were actually inspired by Renen's "screw all this, I wanna drop my pants and grope some girls" attitude.))

Faith blinked at the... activities happening nearby. Really, what was going on there? Was this strange new woman trying to beat off May as a rival or something? Or was she just that clumsy?

((Empyrean was not supposed to be part of the groping struggle, but she seems to like keeping Renen between two bodies. Skyrunner also seems to have considered molesting him back, and that is actually what seems to be happening involuntarily as she fails her rolls.))

[TCM]

May struggles under Renen's prescence. Ineffectively trying to free herself, May witnesses Empyrean swinging her pipe against Mays head. Blood, bright lights and a terrible headache soon follows. Wondering if Empyrean has joined forces with this pervert, May just tries her best to struggle away without further injury.
Get out of the weird groping session without getting sodomized by Renen. Or Empyrean.

[Nikitian]

Roll away from the guardian, preferably in the direction of the pulse rifle. Try to grab it and shoot the sentinel, once more.

((Awesome things are keep happening, especially the helmet (perhaps there was a secret [Roll:6] there?) and the tentacle-armed spider thing
Actually, PyroDesu, why not? I mean, he wanted to make you happy and tried hard to create the very best non-human limbs. Also, you should definetly try them out before issuing the replace. ))

[PyroDesu]

Roll away from the guardian, preferably in the direction of the pulse rifle. Try to grab it and shoot the sentinel, once more.

((Awesome things are keep happening, especially the helmet (perhaps there was a secret [Roll:6] there?) and the tentacle-armed spider thing
Actually, PyroDesu, why not? I mean, he wanted to make you happy and tried hard to create the very best non-human limbs. Also, you should definetly try them out before issuing the replace. ))

((Tried them out when I went to go and freak people out in the Rec hall. I might keep the tentacles, though maybe not as my primary arms (Prehensile tail, anyone?). But the spider leg stuff is just too weird, the one I had thought of would do essentially the same and not be all that strange.))

[IronyOwl]

((Doesn't seem that weird to me. You've just got a walker lower body now.))

[Nikitian]

(( I might be wrong, but seems likely that because of those spider legs you may have gained the ability to crawl on walls and ceilings - now that would probably offset the weirdness of those. Also, you may have the increased stability when firing guns due to those legs.
Such as 'Count as having Str higher by five when judging the ability to use weapons effectively' or something. That's why I insist on trying them - in battle. Battle of Hexbrax, perhaps? Just for the sake of irony of encountering the Altered tentacled spider-men and/or showing the morphed brats we also have some cool stuff
EDIT: Hey, and what about prof. Loveless? That was one cool dude too, and a fabulous tinkerer as well ))

[Prosperus]

((Someone attempted to grope you. Lukas would have done the same were it not that he thinks is fingers, arms and legs all fell off))

((Edit: I was just reflecting on the situation on the ship and it put a smile on my face It is wonderful how many sick bastards there are on the ship))

((I think we only need one sick bastard or we'll have too much of that stereotype. Wait for the current one to die to claim the seat. Or kill him and claim the seat, your choice.

It is a matter of keeping the group diverse. And I think you were actually inspired by Renen's "screw all this, I wanna drop my pants and grope some girls" attitude.))

Faith blinked at the... activities happening nearby. Really, what was going on there? Was this strange new woman trying to beat off May as a rival or something? Or was she just that clumsy?

((Empyrean was not supposed to be part of the groping struggle, but she seems to like keeping Renen between two bodies. Skyrunner also seems to have considered molesting him back, and that is actually what seems to be happening involuntarily as she fails her rolls.))

((I wasn't serious about Lukas groping Faifth. I just mentioned it to refer to the fact that Lukas thinks he has no arms anymore. When Lukas is sober he is quite a serious guy. He would never do something to offend..uhm...a lady. At least not for no apparent reason))