[dex:1] You leap after the legs, miss entirely and end up with your head jammed between the cushions of the couch. You giggle a bit to yourself as your legs wander off.
Lukas tries to shout but his voice was somewhat muted by the cushions of the couch. "Help me! I can't breathe!" He tried to wiggle his way out of his uncomfortable position, while thinking to himself that he was right to never really trust his legs.
Try to get loose, not using arms or legs
[dex:6]
You rock back and forth and eventually hurl yourself out of the chair, landing face down on the ground with a thud and a bloody nose. You wiggle your stumps as your arms crawl up your legs and ride them around the room.
As may be. Look, man, I'm not the greatest seeming guy in the galaxy, but this? This is just plain creepy. This is creepier than full conversion. Remember I told you I would never volunteer for full conversion unless my body becomes too mangled without? Think about it man. Do you think I would willingly become bi-tripedal?
"You want less efficient limbs? Why? Bipedal limbs are unstable. Prone to falling. Move noisily, slowly. Because they look...weird?"
Mason forgets about the VR xeno-combat simulation he has planned and wanders off to watch the imminent shitstorm.
Mason trips and lands face-first into the pile of perversion(tm)?
What? I was bored...
(he bought a Mk III but I don't believe he ever put it on. If someone has evidence otherwise, feel free to tell me.)
You leave the VR machine, stride purposefully over to the writhing pile of flesh and attempt to fall directly into it. [dex:5] You flop directly on to E's back and wriggle around a bit.
May struggles under Renen's prescence. Ineffectively trying to free herself, May witnesses Empyrean swinging her pipe against Mays head. Blood, bright lights and a terrible headache soon follows. Wondering if Empyrean has joined forces with this pervert, May just tries her best to struggle away without further injury.
Get out of the weird groping session without getting sodomized by Renen. Or Empyrean.
[str:2]
You struggle to push the people on top of you away and worm your way out of all this wiggling flesh but the pile is too heavy and you're pinned beneath 3 people.
Roll away from the guardian, preferably in the direction of the pulse rifle. Try to grab it and shoot the sentinel, once more.
((Awesome things are keep happening, especially the helmet (perhaps there was a secret [Roll:6] there?) and the tentacle-armed spider thing
Actually, PyroDesu, why not? I mean, he wanted to make you happy and tried hard to create the very best non-human limbs. Also, you should definetly try them out before issuing the replace. ))
[dex:2-1] You flop around and try to crawl your way to the rifle, but you might have actually pushed yourself farther from it. Not that it matters, considering the half dozen spikes that impale you an instant later. You return to the observation mode and wait to respawn.
((Someone attempted to grope you. Lukas would have done the same were it not that he thinks is fingers, arms and legs all fell off))
((Edit: I was just reflecting on the situation on the ship and it put a smile on my face It is wonderful how many sick bastards there are on the ship))
((All the women, except for the armory master, are his targets. Renen will kill anyone who tries to copy his style, because perverts don't accept adversaries.))
"...Huh..." Renen slowly comes back to his normal mode with a feeling of being sandwiched by soft skin and smooth mounds. He pays close attention and discovers that there is a girl holding him by his back while a person(?) is under him.
He gets up quickly, realizing he got back to his "normal mode" due to the continued light bleeding. " Oh....Sorry if I did something perverted. I have some psychological problems and sometimes, when there are cute girls involved, I totally lose control....May we start the proper introductions?...My name is Renen, Renen Averius von Raptum. And may I ask what are the names of these beautiful ladies and this.... ....person, where we are and why are we here? And I would like to know if there are any doctors here, if I may.
Get up from the groping mess, put pants back on and avoid any attacks from the girls.
[dex:2] You attempt to crawl away from the pile but can't seem to wiggle your way out, no matter how much you thrust, gyrate or grab and pull.
Ok then. . . .Rest on the armory floor until the weapon master notices me. When she does, shove half my shinies in her face and point to my throat, eyes, and brain. I wounder how she will take it. . . . . .
You rush up to the armory counter and slap your tokens against the window, pointing imploringly at your throat, eyes and forehead. The Armory master blinks in a sort of dull confusion.
"Can you talk?" She asks after watching your antics for a few seconds.
((The title has never been so true to the facts.))
Milno checks how much it could cost for both the fan and heating system. He also browses for non-lethal alternatives to the nerve gas, just in case.
Edit:
Ok then. . . .Rest on the armory floor until the weapon master notices me. When she does, shove half my shinies in her face and point to my throat, eyes, and brain. I wounder how she will take it. . . . . .
((Shoving something in the armory master's face means you'll die. Good trip to the afterlife.))
The fan and heating system are gonna be 3. Thats really what cost anything in that system, metal is cheap.
((DAMM YOU SPOTTY INTERNET. Why does all the fun stuff happen when I am offline?))
"Okaaayy. Hrmm. Must have spaced out there. *Gurumble* Thanks stomach. Food. Then tinker."
Randomly choose food items. Then eat them.
You push a few random buttons and shovel the resulting mess into your food hole before wandering back over to the VR machines, completely ignoring what appears to be a very awkward orgy taking place on the garbage pile in the corner.