I'm here and I started drinking instead of getting groceries, because this game is giving me a fucking headache. LET'S DO THIS!!
I want to know the moment, the exact fucking moment, that my compromise went straight to hell. Find it for me. We went from a reasonable compromise vote on Jack to Urist and Book throwing fucking rocks at each other. I don't know if Jack is scum. I think there are two scum, the NK actions make sense. And I'm a HELL of a lot more scared of two scum than a scum and a third. Two scum makes more sense from where I'm sitting, and I want to know how we got off on this random-ass third party bullshit.
If there's two scum, one of them is Jack. Period, full stop, end of goddamn sentence. I don't see anyone contesting this point, and if you do, make your case: We've got a whole two hours.
There might be third parties, sure. Maybe Urist a lyncher. Maybe Book is a survivor. Maybe I'm a goddamn Werewolf Vampire Wizard Hooker from two threads over. I don't care!
I think the possibility of two scum left is more likely than one scum and a 3rd party. I might be wrong, yeah. But it makes more sense than the fucking bullshit I've seen all over this thread. I haven't seen any reasons that make the Jack vote a bad deal except for "there might be a third party". I'm not going to meta about game balance. If Urist and Book are a two scum or a scum and a 3rd party team, I'll hand them the game on a silver fucking platter, because their performance has been so damn convincing that they deserve the win if that's the case. I actually think it'd be kinda funny if Urist fakeclaimed Ranger, trueclaimed lyncher, re-fakeclaimed Ranger (Paladin? Whatever), and then wins with the lynch. Wouldn't it be funny? One for the books. I think it's way less likely that most people are thinking.
I'm drunk, so I know I'm not elegant. The point is this: I think the Jack compromise vote is the best vote we're going to get. I don't know why, or how, or when it got derailed or debunked, but I'll listed if you will tell me.
Urist and Book: Quit throwing shit at each other. We get it. Really.
Shakerag: Don't give out on me. Two hours left in the day, and then you get a whole 24 hours to not worry about it, assuming the game is still going.
What did I miss? Tell me. Two hours.