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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #570 on: April 08, 2012, 06:29:51 pm »

so the dwarves would just sit inside watching it all unfold making bets on wholl win.

10 mugs says the sky whales.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #571 on: April 08, 2012, 06:32:10 pm »

10 mugs says the sky whales.

Natch, whales are immortal, godless killing machines. That's the moral of Moby-Dick.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #572 on: April 08, 2012, 06:33:04 pm »

10 mugs says the sky whales.

Natch, whales are immortal, godless killing machines. That's the moral of Moby-Dick.

In that case? make it 20 mugs. Gem encrusted.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #573 on: April 08, 2012, 06:41:59 pm »

10 mugs says the sky whales.

Natch, whales are immortal, godless killing machines. That's the moral of Moby-Dick.

In that case? make it 20 mugs. Gem encrusted.

I bet a sack of clay.




What? Thats 5,000 mugs in my camp.....
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #574 on: April 08, 2012, 06:43:49 pm »

Someone on the adventure mode forum remarked about giant sperm whales being something around 1000x larger then an adult dragon or something....

Dragon Adult Body Size (only after 1000 years): 25,000,000
Sperm Whale Adult Body Size (after 10 years): 25,000,000
Giant Sperm Whale Adult Body Size (after 10 years): 200,000,000

Going off of this, the "Giant" bit makes things roughly 8 times their normal size? That explains why Giant Keas are so deadly. Regular, real world keas can do this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Sheep_killed_by_kea_%28cropped%29.jpg to regular sheep. a flock of x8 sized keas would be...

damn, they could kill titans.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #575 on: April 08, 2012, 06:48:58 pm »

10 mugs says the sky whales.

Natch, whales are immortal, godless killing machines. That's the moral of Moby-Dick.

In that case? make it 20 mugs. Gem encrusted.

I bet a sack of clay.




What? Thats 5,000 mugs in my camp.....

I'll see your sack of clay with 50 masterwork steel pikes.

I like my pikes...

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #576 on: April 08, 2012, 06:49:58 pm »

10 mugs says the sky whales.

Natch, whales are immortal, godless killing machines. That's the moral of Moby-Dick.

In that case? make it 20 mugs. Gem encrusted.

I bet a sack of clay.




What? Thats 5,000 mugs in my camp.....

I'll see your sack of clay with 50 masterwork steel pikes.

I like my pikes...

Ill raise your 50 masterwork steel pikes with a piece of copper!


Again, 100,000 mugs where I come from....
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #577 on: April 08, 2012, 06:57:23 pm »

I dunno man, 50 masterwork steel pikes are pretty damn valuable....

Maybe I should ask Spearbreakers before I gamble away all our pikes.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #578 on: April 08, 2012, 06:59:06 pm »

Just to make it clear, I am staying true to my word, and have currently withdrawn from society to argue about rapiers, katanas and make Sky-Whale mods.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #579 on: April 08, 2012, 07:06:06 pm »

I dunno man, 50 masterwork steel pikes are pretty damn valuable....

Maybe I should ask Spearbreakers before I gamble away all our pikes.

ALL ACCORDING TOG GRUBIBISIGN!


A Masterwork steel pike has been stolen! x50


And thus continues the Kobold conquest of the world!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #580 on: April 08, 2012, 07:07:15 pm »

I dunno man, 50 masterwork steel pikes are pretty damn valuable....

Maybe I should ask Spearbreakers before I gamble away all our pikes.

ALL ACCORDING TOG GRUBIBISIGN!


A Masterwork steel pike has been stolen! x50


And thus continues the Kobold conquest of the world!

To bad you're too small to use them! I mean you little koblod twerps can't even onehand a dagger!

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #581 on: April 08, 2012, 07:08:19 pm »

I dunno man, 50 masterwork steel pikes are pretty damn valuable....

Maybe I should ask Spearbreakers before I gamble away all our pikes.

ALL ACCORDING TOG GRUBIBISIGN!


A Masterwork steel pike has been stolen! x50


And thus continues the Kobold conquest of the world!

To bad you're too small to use them! I mean you little koblod twerps can't even onehand a dagger!

...We can use them in our tiny ballistas!

*Crossbows are lined up*


HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #582 on: April 08, 2012, 07:12:24 pm »

Random question to all.

If you were The Twelfth Bay's hammerer... Would you be able to bring yourself to give your best friend fifty strokes for something they'd done?

With a steel warhammer?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #583 on: April 08, 2012, 07:13:13 pm »

Random question to all.

If you were The Twelfth Bay's hammerer... Would you be able to bring yourself to give your best friend fifty strokes for something they'd done?

No
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #584 on: April 08, 2012, 07:13:46 pm »

I'll just go back to farming plump helmets and making mugs now.

Random question to all.

If you were The Twelfth Bay's hammerer... Would you be able to bring yourself to give your best friend fifty strokes for something they'd done?

Depends on the offense. Murder/being a vamp, I stove thier head in like no-ones business. something like tearing a chunk out of a gold plated road I'd just dump him in jail/let him go if no-one cared.
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