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Loud Whispers

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #600 on: April 08, 2012, 08:12:24 pm »

Wait, Corai's a Kobold?

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #601 on: April 08, 2012, 08:13:13 pm »

Wait, Corai's a Kobold?

Appearently so. And the little bastard's tribe stole my pikes D:<

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #602 on: April 08, 2012, 08:14:49 pm »

Wait, Corai's a Kobold?

Appearently so. And the little bastard's tribe stole my pikes D:<

In the distance, kobolds on fire are all running around, trying to fire there "ballistas" at The Twelfth Bay, but there simply exploding in there faces
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #603 on: April 08, 2012, 08:18:51 pm »

So wait, is Talvieno playing a fort based on this?
Click the link in my sig. I need to get Spearbreakers in my sig, too.

Wait, Corai's a Kobold?
Yep. Corai is a kobold. What fun, eh? :D



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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #604 on: April 08, 2012, 08:20:51 pm »

Me want farmer/pikeman/head of mug manufacturing! Sorry, had to say it. I don't mind one way or the other.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #605 on: April 08, 2012, 08:22:26 pm »

A swarm of kobolds come to KodKod, all begging for a story

As proud as I am of my accomplishments in life I simply cannot.

Instead here's a different story:
Once upon a time I hit a kobold with a clock! The end.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #606 on: April 08, 2012, 08:24:06 pm »

A swarm of kobolds come to KodKod, all begging for a story

As proud as I am of my accomplishments in life I simply cannot.

Instead here's a different story:
Once upon a time I hit a kobold with a clock! The end.

The kobolds are confused as to what a clock is, the youngest pup asks where his mom and dad went after they visited here
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #607 on: April 08, 2012, 08:46:09 pm »

The kobolds are confused as to what a clock is, the youngest pup asks where his mom and dad went after they visited here

Say kids, do you like scorpions?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #608 on: April 08, 2012, 08:47:56 pm »

The kobolds are confused as to what a clock is, the youngest pup asks where his mom and dad went after they visited here

Say kids, do you like scorpions?

They run around in circles, yelling "Scorpions!" in a happy tone
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #609 on: April 08, 2012, 08:48:22 pm »

Oh what the hell,

I Broseph Stalin am a carver of bones into things that are made out of bones. I also carve things that are bones into things that decorate things that aren't made out of bones, or even carve things that are bones into decorations for things that I made out of a different kind of bones. Or I can carve things that are bones into decorations for things that someone else made out of a different kind of bones but then I start biting people because someone is carving bones into things that are made out of bones and they aren't me.  I hope to one day hone my craft to the point where I become a carver of bones into things that aren't made out of bones.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #610 on: April 08, 2012, 09:57:04 pm »

If anything makes me "cancels craft: interrupted" i'll stick a +gneiss figurine+ in his/her/it's eye.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #611 on: April 08, 2012, 10:14:03 pm »

*Some digging noises is heard from below the fortress.*
*The noise is going in the oposite direction of the fortress.*
*The noise is slowly disapearing in the distance.*
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #612 on: April 08, 2012, 10:15:07 pm »

Oh what the hell,

I Broseph Stalin am a carver of bones into things that are made out of bones. I also carve things that are bones into things that decorate things that aren't made out of bones, or even carve things that are bones into decorations for things that I made out of a different kind of bones. Or I can carve things that are bones into decorations for things that someone else made out of a different kind of bones but then I start biting people because someone is carving bones into things that are made out of bones and they aren't me.  I hope to one day hone my craft to the point where I become a carver of bones into things that aren't made out of bones.

Welcome to the fortress! If I remember right, you're our first bonecrafter.

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #613 on: April 08, 2012, 10:15:54 pm »

<<Part 1

For continuancy's sake: the game crashed, and when I ran it through the second time, King DZA didn't go berserk, Gizogin's wound wasn't as severe, and nobody in the military lost extremeties. Everything else is the same.
edit: I've played through more than this - I just want to get something up before I keep writing. I honestly don't feel this is quite as good as the first, though.



Leaning back from the wall, you give it a gentle pat as you feel the emotions of those who once walked with these halls, embedded in the text so skillfully engraved. You look to your left, lifting your lantern higher and beckoning to your little group to follow as you step forwards, downwards into the darkness, wondering if possibly more of this journal exists farther down this dark corridor. After a short walk, you find another entry. Though slightly stained with blood from ages past, it's perfectly legible, and etched in the same swirling, graceful script as before. Brushing away some cobwebs with the back of your hand, you begin to read this new find.

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Part 3 >>
« Last Edit: April 10, 2012, 02:54:57 am by Talvieno »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #614 on: April 08, 2012, 10:28:36 pm »

Electricity? You don't need batteries, all we need is magnetite and copper (but silver or gold is better). Just make a spool of copper wire and rotate the magnetite inside it! The motion of a magnetic field near a conductor changes the magnetic flux, thereby creating current. We could even go big and hook up the magnetite to a water wheel!
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