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[wierd]

(using metal tongs, holds up *<*Pigtail Trousers*>* [coating forgotten beast ichor])

Here vermin, vermin, vermin!

[Corai]

(using metal tongs, holds up *<*Pigtail Trousers*>* [coating forgotten beast ichor])

Here vermin, vermin, vermin!

TROUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

[Gizogin]

(using metal tongs, holds up *<*Pigtail Trousers*>* [coating forgotten beast ichor])

Here vermin, vermin, vermin!

TROUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

FORGOTTEN BEAST ICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
FOR EXPERIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTS
IN MEDICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

[Corai]

(using metal tongs, holds up *<*Pigtail Trousers*>* [coating forgotten beast ichor])

Here vermin, vermin, vermin!

TROUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

FORGOTTEN BEAST ICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
FOR EXPERIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTS
IN MEDICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

...

The spinning large copper dagger strikes Gizogin in the head, tearing the fat, tearing the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain, tearing the brain! Gizogin has been struck down!

[Forumite]

Did I die? Nooooo!

[Talvieno]

Spoiler: Actual Spoiler. (click to show/hide)

How did an animal trainer like saltmummy626 manage to marry the Chief Scientist herself? I smell foul play here. That, or Girlinhat found herself in dire need of test subjects for the Child Care Program.

Lol, awesome. I think that's what I'll go with.

Did I die? Nooooo!

Yeah. I tried to prevent it, but I honestly didn't expect the giant keas to be aggressive. For the most part, they weren't - but there were a couple of exceptions... If you want, I suppose I could "redwarf" you - give you a second chance. I don't know, we could call it the same you but from a different parallel universe... The whole "poofing into dwarfworld" sounds a bit sci-fi anyway.

I'm going to start writing part 2 in a bit.

[Gizogin]

(using metal tongs, holds up *<*Pigtail Trousers*>* [coating forgotten beast ichor])

Here vermin, vermin, vermin!

TROUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

FORGOTTEN BEAST ICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
FOR EXPERIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTS
IN MEDICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

...

The spinning large copper dagger strikes Gizogin in the head, tearing the fat, tearing the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain, tearing the brain! Gizogin has been struck down!

Bwahaha!  Fool!  By striking me down, you have made me more powerful than you could possibly imagine!
Besides, I've messed around with my own physiology so much that even I don't know where my brain is anymore.

[Fen]

Did I die? Nooooo!

Forumite has been miserable lately. He dined in a legendary dining room recently. He complained about the rain recently. He was attacked recently. He has seen his own death. He was forced to watch the rotting away of Forumite. He admired a fine statue recently.

-Bronze Statue-
This is a bronze statue of dwarves and giant keas. The giant keas are striking down the dwarves. The dwarves are striking down the giant keas. This relates to the death of Forumite in 158.

[Corai]

(using metal tongs, holds up *<*Pigtail Trousers*>* [coating forgotten beast ichor])

Here vermin, vermin, vermin!

TROUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

FORGOTTEN BEAST ICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
FOR EXPERIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTS
IN MEDICIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

...

The spinning large copper dagger strikes Gizogin in the head, tearing the fat, tearing the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain, tearing the brain! Gizogin has been struck down!

Bwahaha!  Fool!  By striking me down, you have made me more powerful than you could possibly imagine!
Besides, I've messed around with my own physiology so much that even I don't know where my brain is anymore.

...

Kobold Citizen CoraiUnki cancels fight, terrified beyond kobold belief

Kobold citizen CoraiUnki cancels terrified beyond kobold belief, running around in circles

[Splint]

I sleep for three measly hours and suddenly you jerks come up with 4 more pages I'm too lazy to look through. You guys suck.

Nah, i'm just kiddin' Talvieno, you sir have a way with words, though I felt left out.

[Forumite]

Did I die? Nooooo!

Forumite has been miserable lately. He dined in a legendary dining room recently. He complained about the rain recently. He was attacked recently. He has seen his own death. He was forced to watch the rotting away of Forumite. He admired a fine statue recently.

-Bronze Statue-
This is a bronze statue of dwarves and giant keas. The giant keas are striking down the dwarves. The dwarves are striking down the giant keas. This relates to the death of Forumite in 158.

The ghost of Forumite shed a single dwarfy tear, in memory of himself, when alive...

Did I kill anything? Who inherited my *Giant Cave Spider Left Sock*?

[Corai]

I sleep for three measly hours and suddenly you jerks come up with 4 more pages I'm too lazy to look through. You guys suck.

Nah, i'm just kiddin' Talvieno, you sir have a way with words, though I felt left out.

I. Love. Spearbreakers.



TOO MANY MUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Forumite]

Did I die? Nooooo!

Yeah. I tried to prevent it, but I honestly didn't expect the giant keas to be aggressive. For the most part, they weren't - but there were a couple of exceptions... If you want, I suppose I could "redwarf" you - give you a second chance. I don't know, we could call it the same you but from a different parallel universe... The whole "poofing into dwarfworld" sounds a bit sci-fi anyway.

I'm going to start writing part 2 in a bit.

Killed by a giant bird? What a dwarfy way to die 

[Fen]

Did I die? Nooooo!

Yeah. I tried to prevent it, but I honestly didn't expect the giant keas to be aggressive. For the most part, they weren't - but there were a couple of exceptions... If you want, I suppose I could "redwarf" you - give you a second chance. I don't know, we could call it the same you but from a different parallel universe... The whole "poofing into dwarfworld" sounds a bit sci-fi anyway.

I'm going to start writing part 2 in a bit.

Killed by a giant bird? What a dwarfy way to die 

I forget how big the "giant" prefix makes things (I know it multiplies their normal size by something, but not how much) so a giant bird, even a small one, would be utterly massive. Actually, I even decided to look up what a kea looks like, and these things are damn scary:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Nestor_notabilis_-Fiordland%2C_New_Zealand-8b.jpg
"Now uncommon, the Kea was once killed for bounty due to concerns by the sheep farming community that it attacked livestock, especially sheep."

Definitely a dwarfy way to go.

[Loud Whispers]

Someone on the adventure mode forum remarked about giant sperm whales being something around 1000x larger then an adult dragon or something....