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[KodKod]

Someone on the adventure mode forum remarked about giant sperm whales being something around 1000x larger then an adult dragon or something....

Dragon Adult Body Size (only after 1000 years): 25,000,000
Sperm Whale Adult Body Size (after 10 years): 25,000,000
Giant Sperm Whale Adult Body Size (after 10 years): 200,000,000

[Corai]

Someone on the adventure mode forum remarked about giant sperm whales being something around 1000x larger then an adult dragon or something....

Dragon Adult Body Size (only after 1000 years): 25,000,000
Sperm Whale Adult Body Size (after 10 years): 25,000,000
Giant Sperm Whale Adult Body Size (after 10 years): 200,000,000

Im gonna get a Necro-pire and go kill a GSWA

[Loud Whispers]

Time to mod in land whales!

[wierd]

Land?

Sky whales! It needs a deadly "Gust" attack, that blows dust FB style for maximum carnage!

[Corai]

Land?

Sky whales! It needs a deadly "Gust" attack, that blows dust FB style for maximum carnage!

Kobold Citizen cancels steal, running from Sky Whale

[KodKod]

Time to mod in land whales!

Why bother modding in land whales when you could simply embark on an evil ocean and watch helplessly as they crawl onto land and turn anything they touch into thick red paste.

[Loud Whispers]

Immortal Sky-Whales, lords of the lands...

THIS IS BRILLIANT

Time to mod in land whales!

Why bother modding in land whales when you could simply embark on an evil ocean and watch helplessly as they crawl onto land and turn anything they touch into thick red paste.

Zombies stop growing. We need the MAXIMUM DEATH attainable.

[Splint]

I. Love. Spearbreakers.

TOO MANY MUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you, thank you very much. You make us unfortunate mug using dorfs feel appreciated.

Speaking of which, this fort could use more mugs....

[KodKod]

Immortal Sky-Whales, lords of the lands...

THIS IS BRILLIANT

A single giant sperm whale can feed a hundred-strong fortress for decades. Can you imagine, for a moment, clipping the wings of one of those things and watching the resultant carnage as it splats on the ground?

Not a pretty sight.

[WillowLuman]

Immortal Sky-Whales, lords of the lands...

THIS IS BRILLIANT

A single giant sperm whale can feed a hundred-strong fortress for decades. Can you imagine, for a moment, clipping the wings of one of those things and watching the resultant carnage as it splats on the ground?

Not a pretty sight.

And the bowl of petunias simply thought "oh no, not again."

[Loud Whispers]

A single giant sperm whale can feed a hundred-strong fortress for decades. Can you imagine, for a moment, clipping the wings of one of those things and watching the resultant carnage as it splats on the ground?

Not a pretty sight.

Now can you imagine, just what would happen if I made them intelligent, and gave them their own civ. Allowed them to make steel armour and steel weapons fit for Titans and allowed them to arrive riding on EVEN BIGGER SKY WHALES. THAT BREATHED FIRE, AND EXCRETED NEUROTOXIN VAPOURS!!!

And who said we would need to give the whales wings? These are sky whales, they have an innate ability to levitate, for they have transcended the need for such avian constructs.

The resulting battles of the heavens against the Dwarves of the Earth, would be... Beautiful.

[WillowLuman]

A single giant sperm whale can feed a hundred-strong fortress for decades. Can you imagine, for a moment, clipping the wings of one of those things and watching the resultant carnage as it splats on the ground?

Not a pretty sight.

Now can you imagine, just what would happen if I made them intelligent, and gave them their own civ. Allowed them to make steel armour and steel weapons fit for Titans and allowed them to arrive riding on EVEN BIGGER SKY WHALES. THAT BREATHED FIRE, AND EXCRETED NEUROTOXIN VAPOURS!!!

And who said we would need to give the whales wings? These are sky whales, they have an innate ability to levitate, for they have transcended the need for such avian constructs.

The resulting battles of the heavens against the Dwarves of the Earth, would be... Beautiful.

Well, they would be brief anyway. Dwarves would just uncan the clowns.

[Loud Whispers]

A single giant sperm whale can feed a hundred-strong fortress for decades. Can you imagine, for a moment, clipping the wings of one of those things and watching the resultant carnage as it splats on the ground?

Not a pretty sight.

Now can you imagine, just what would happen if I made them intelligent, and gave them their own civ. Allowed them to make steel armour and steel weapons fit for Titans and allowed them to arrive riding on EVEN BIGGER SKY WHALES. THAT BREATHED FIRE, AND EXCRETED NEUROTOXIN VAPOURS!!!

And who said we would need to give the whales wings? These are sky whales, they have an innate ability to levitate, for they have transcended the need for such avian constructs.

The resulting battles of the heavens against the Dwarves of the Earth, would be... Beautiful.

Well, they would be brief anyway. Dwarves would just uncan the clowns.

And suddenly it becomes a fight between heaven's Sky Whales and the Dwarves's HFS clowns.

The logical conclusion.

[KodKod]

Well, they would be brief anyway. Dwarves would just uncan the clowns.

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.

[Karakzon]

so the dwarves would just sit inside watching it all unfold making bets on wholl win.