""Auron, either get in here to help Bishop with fixing this, or guard that stairwell. Whatever you do, don't just run off until we're finished here.
Kay now Bishop, take as much time as you need with this, I know you can do it. Just make sure you do it right.
If Auron helps Bishop, leave them to their work and go destroy the upper part of the stairs. Don't disturb the black boxes though.
If he doesn't, help Bishop with the computers myself.
You leave the computing to the two other members of your team and go idly smash up some architecture.
"No way they could get up here now! Unless they had ropes. Or ladders. Or jet packs. Ok, there are lots of ways they could get up here, but at least now it's slightly more inconvenient for them. "
"You know, it would have been REAL NICE if you didn't have to destroy most of the consoles in the room, let alone half of the damn room as well. I'm getting error messages about shit not being where it used to be moments ago, but hopefully I can still do this with what is still working... Hopefully...
Why don't you make yourself useful in the mean time and start making a few barricades out of the rubble? We might need to hold this spot for some time against whatever they throw at us. Try not to fry your brain, ok?"
Clear out the error messages and check the connections to the main system through the working consoles. Try to figure out which one looks like it has the connections we need, and if it's working or not, but make sure not to turn anything on. While looking through the system, keep an eye out for the fire suppression systems and make a note of their location so I can turn them on easily for Auron.
((Well i tried to listen to your argument radio but it seems that you yourself made it irrelevant.))
head back to the control room and help bishop activate the sprinkler systems.
Once complete head back to the stairwell and swap gungnir out for my heavy pulsed laser, max the intensity and drop the diffusion to nothing.
Place the barrel of my weapon against the floor next to the first box angling inwards 50-60 degrees and begin firing.
Slowly and carefully trace the outline of the box with my laser barrel.
Once complete pull the box free of the floor and inspect it for damage then drop it in my pack floor chunks and all.
Change the angle on the next box if necessary and repeat until no boxes are left.
((This shouldnt require a weapon roll as the barrel is placed directly against the target, is this correct?))
[Bishop aux:6+1]
[Auron aux:1+1]
[average:4.5]
Bishop and Auron, after about 10 minutes of closing popups and status reports of critical failure and massive damage, manage to activate the fire suppression systems. They then begin the slow process of going through every active system and switching off any that look dangerous or potentially dangerous. It eats up their entire turn, but they succeed on getting it all turned off.
"Wait, what? Did I do that? Oh well, might as well enjoy it. Hey, anybody wants to be player 2?"
Play a bit, because why the hell not? (Lukas is keeping watch anyway.) And try to remember how the hell I did that.
Jim attempts to wirelessly connect to Flint's suit and join in as Luigi, since hey, he offered.
Jim and Flint play a game of Super mario. Jim gets the highest score and Flint immediately begins accusing him of abusing his direct neural connectivity advantage.
"Hey man, not my fault I can mind meld with Mario and you're still stuck using meat limbs."
"This is collusion. You and the computer have it in for me."
"Hey man, don't be Techist, I don't know your computer. It's not like we're all brothers or something. Geez."
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