Oh hi there Dariush. Don't mind if I pull apart your posts.
Oooooh. Here I was being all cute and fluffy, hoping for several similarly cute and fluffy, wide-eyed and agreeable newbies, and instead I find a bunch of self-important tight-assed goatfuckers. Well then, let's play rough.
You should have told us that you were being cute and fluffy, because I sure didn't notice.
Magma McScum:
Please scumhunt for me, I am too lazy
So, I should 'spit out', as you say, all the traits and behavior of present people so you can sit back and lurk. Not cool, not cool at all.
I gave reasons why you should answer my question. You ignored them.
Scummiac:
Roleplaying
I hate it when games devolve into offtopic, and especially after the first post by some cretin, but for now I'll attempt to lower myself to your immeasurable depths of stupidity and explain it bit by bit.
Only moderators can delete threads.
There are a whopping two moderators on this forum, who happen to be brothers.
Can you guess whom am I talking about? Actually wait, don't strain your puny brain, I'll crack. It's Toady and Threetoe. The flavor isn't based on a true story. The note was a lie. What a twist.
We talked about that already. You don't have to repeat that, unless you want your posts to appear larger.
You are already twisting my post into roleplaying, and dismissing my question as useless. Something like very passive OMGUS... OH WAIT, I GOT REACTION HERE! Therefore, not useless.
I admit it's weak question, weak prod. But, if I would find it not useful, I can always ask second question.
So, Dariush. What you have to say about your weak OMGUS? Why you hadn't vote anybody yet (me, for example)?
Gods, looks like I have to explain it in every BM I'm ICing in.
I am an IC. I have been playing Mafia here for about one and a half years and been in about 90% of games in that time. My goal is to teach you to play and to further this goal I'll disregard my actual wincon whatever that could be. I could easily tunnel anybody present (well, except IO and maaaaybe Tiruin) to lynch in no time, but instead I point out your mistakes, and when I do, you shut up and listen instead of crying foul.
You didn't answer the question.
Dr.Scumes:
Since this is a BM, I'll answer: I'm not scum. But in any other game you'll be quickly given shit to eat for such a question (like is being done by Scelly, but on a higher scale).
How can we know your not a mafia? Just beacuse its a BM doesent mean you cant lie. I am watching you Dariush.
You shitfucking sack of vomit. Even disregarding your edit, that is the most bullshit thing I've read in this thread, and beating Painiac in that regard took some work, I'll grant you that. Now, I'll try to explain why that is so, so people who care more about being good at this game than being a self-obsessed prick who can't admit that he's a newbie and listen to some advice may know what they should never do. 1) Yes, I can lie. However, there's no way I could answer that question that wouldn't exclude that possibility. Let's try that on you, you piece of shit.
Dr.Phibes, why are you SCUMMMMMMM?
And just you try to evade the question. Just you try.
2) That 'I'm watching you' serves no purpose whatsoever. You are supposed to watch everyone.
3) That 'How can we know you're not a mafia' is WIFOM of the worst quality. There's no way you can be sure of that. Now shut up and scumhunt. Also, learn to spell.
4) Well, I thought there would be more points, but I'll wait until you answer the first question. I'm not in a hurry.
We talked about this already as well.
And just you try to evade the question. Just you try.
I'll quote you on this later, okay?
Gosh, watch what are you copying. Or you are too lazy to even bother?
Why do you care about people's formatting errors? Do you think scum are more likely to commit them than townies?
Also, more accuse-then-chainsaw.
The term "accuse-then-chainsaw" applies to your reaction equally well.
Dariush reply to my post and yours stinks of scum. Needs more looking.
I stink of scum after a whopping one post, most of which was IC stuff. Nice nose you have there. Maybe it's your brain that stinks from inside instead?
Are you trying to tell him he's wrong? If so, that won't work, you have to show him. Also, way to overreact.
Magma McScum:
Dariush, you have been constantly active on the forums for almost eight hours after I repeated my question, but you haven't answered it yet, which makes me even more suspicious. Now that I have given my reasons for asking this question, I will ask you one last time, and I expect you to swallow your pride (it doesn't belong in a Mafia game) and answer this question to everyone's fullest satisfaction. Which of this game's players have you played with/against before this game, and how do they play as town and scum?
I already answered it and explained what I think about it in my previous post. You can go fuck yourself now.
You evaded my question again. Remember how I wrote earlier that I wanted to quote you on something?
And just you try to evade the question. Just you try.
So you have the right to ask Dr. Phibes stupid questions and expect a good answer,
and the right to answer my questions with, if I may use your words, bullshit? Looks like you have a severe case of double standards.
People have life, but Dariush has had time for this post and six others since I asked. Also, it would be relatively harmless if Dariush had ignored my question, but instead, he chose to give something totally unhelpful. And unhelpful is not good.
Even ignoring the fact that writing up ideas for an RTD takes up far less effort than making a productive post in Mafia, your post was made almost 20 minutes after mine in that thread. If you're that intent of dragging up incriminating facts, check them first, you fucksucker.
If you're that intent on disproving my incriminating facts, check your counterstatements first. The post of mine you're referring to is already the post where I repeat my question. So you should have had no problems at all giving a coherent, precise and satisfactory answer the first time I asked.
Dr.Scummes:
Dariush, if we say you were a scum, who would be your first target and why?
Instead of me answering your question, let's examine two possibilities: 1) I answer, the guy I named dies. Next day you accuse me. 2) I answer, someone else dies. You say that I did that intentionally so you won't accuse me and accuse me because of it. This is utter bullshit WIFOM.
Dr.Phibes, what were you hoping to gain from my answer to the above question? And don't you dare answer something along the lines of 'your reaction'. Just don't you dare.
What if the truthful answer to your question is 'your reaction'?
Okay Dariush, let's look at what you did wrong so far.
1. Repeated voluntary cooperation refusal.As you might remember, I have given many good reasons why you should answer the question I asked you. As you didn't answer my question like I suggested you do, you obviously disagree with all of the reasons.
To recap: Here are the reasons.
First, the ICs have played more games with this round's players, and should therefore have an accurate idea of most people's gameplay, more than I and others have read out of the previous games.
Second, there are two of them, and if one should decide to give biased information, then information between the two IC posts will differ and we will know that one of the ICs cannot be trusted.
Third, everybody can use the information given by the ICs. I suspect that not everybody will go through all of this group's previous games, so the information will help the players to form their own opinion. As I said before, the information given by the ICs can't be used for scumtells, so everybody will still have to scumhunt on their own, but with a little more guidance.
Fourth, it is not required to believe or even regard the given information. You are still free to suspect whomever you want.
Fifth, this is a test to see if the ICs are willing to cooperate with the town.
As you are of the opinion that these reasons suck, you should probably have reasons for thinking like this, therefore you should be able to tell us these reasons. Why do you disagree with all of the reasons I gave you?
2. Double standards.Obviously you think you have some rights that others don't have, for example the right to expect an answer to a question asked by you, the right to withhold an answer to a question asked to you, or the right to bash a newbie repeatedly for doing something wrong (instead of just telling him). You'd explain that with an "I'm IC, I'm supposed to do that", but the only requirement for you to be an IC is to be helpful. You're seriously overstepping your boundaries in ways that allow you to stop people from hunting on you, but you don't need that, or do you?
3. Abusive behaviour.You're well educated in the art of insulting people, as you have proven more than enough in your last two posts. The act of insulting people is not that bad by itself, but you obviously like to prefer insults over arguments. Hint: "Fucksack" is not a reason, and "You can go fuck yourself now" is not an answer. What makes it even worse is that you like to necro old and completed discussions for the sole purpose of insulting the person whose actions started the discussion. Looking at your last two posts, about 60% of their content are purely made of insults and repetitions of stuff that people already said earlier. The rest is made up of unfounded accusations that require the accused people's actions to be grossly misinterpreted for the accusation to even make sense.
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