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McFry:
Wow. I was going to believe you're evidence there in that long spoiler list. Attacking every crucial detail on why Dariush is super Scum with an S. Not saying I'm defending him here but your understanding is damned. Do you bother reading your accuser's posts other than waiving them off like fluff? Well, we had all the time in the last two days to check if what is going on is true or not. It revolves around his not answering your question. Could you re-quote it please, for everyone to verify?
Oh hi there Dariush. Don't mind if I pull apart your posts.
Oooooh. Here I was being all cute and fluffy, hoping for several similarly cute and fluffy, wide-eyed and agreeable newbies, and instead I find a bunch of self-important tight-assed goatfuckers. Well then, let's play rough.
You should have told us that you were being cute and fluffy, because I sure didn't notice.
Argh, every IC has some kind of long-winded greeting except me. Oh well. I'm Dariush, and I'm extremely white and fluffy. Any interactions with me may will result in sanity, blood, limb and life loss.
Oh, and by the way:
Dariush[...], which of this game's players have you played with/against before this game, and how do they play as town and scum? How do you play?
Dariush and IronyOwl, which of this game's players have you played with/against before this game, and how do they play as town and scum? How do you play?
I played with everyone except Painiac and Dr.Phibes. Everyone is a decent player. Except you. You are a self-obsessed moron. Now, what was the purpose of your questions?
And I cannot believe you
repeated it again
and again in your Evidence post. U tunnelin' bro?
"I gave reasons why you should answer my question. You ignored them."
"You didn't answer the question."
"You evaded my question again. Remember how I wrote earlier that I wanted to quote you on something?"
"If you're that intent on disproving my incriminating facts, check your counterstatements first. The post of mine you're referring to is already the post where I repeat my question. So you should have had no problems at all giving a coherent, precise and satisfactory answer the first time I asked.
"
The hypocrisy is too much for mine eyes.
Restating!
Dariush and IronyOwl, which of this game's players have you played with/against before this game, and how do they play as town and scum? How do you play?
I played with everyone except Painiac and Dr.Phibes. Everyone is a decent player. Except you. You are a self-obsessed moron. Now, what was the purpose of your questions?
Palm to the face.
Oh, P.S. McFry, if you're scumhunting Dariush like you said here then I'd truly wish you well. Other than being a hypocrite, that is. And not even spreading out the need for information once you "are sure" of who is scum. Or perchance, to read more on your pursuant?
Also, verging on non-mafia details is not good. Perfect for you to go on your lead though. Wacky Death Race is the best proof you can give to show Dariush is scum. Especially on the effort made in that off-topic post, it reflects, you know?
This... is a jumble of incoherent sentences that somehow includes a vote on me. Somewhere in the world you have made a grammar nazi cry. But for the sake of all our sanities, I will try to interpret what you're saying here to my best efforts.
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McFry:
Wow. I was going to believe you're evidence there in that long spoiler list.
But now you're not believing my evidence any more. What made you do so?
Attacking every crucial detail on why Dariush is super Scum with an S.
Yes, that is my intention.
Not saying I'm defending him here but your understanding is damned.
Damned good? Damned bad? Damned stupid?
And why? Give a reason.
Do you bother reading your accuser's posts other than waiving them off like fluff?
Yes, I take people saying stuff seriously, and I greatly dislike when people say stupid things.
Well, we had all the time in the last two days to check if what is going on is true or not.
Yes, and I believe that what I said is true. If you don't, feel free to say so.
It revolves around his not answering your question.
It started out with that. Now it's much more, and it's being confirmed with every word that Dariush says.
Could you re-quote it please, for everyone to verify?
Dariush and IronyOwl, which of this game's players have you played with/against before this game, and how do they play as town and scum? How do you play?
Oh hi there Dariush. Don't mind if I pull apart your posts.
Oooooh. Here I was being all cute and fluffy, hoping for several similarly cute and fluffy, wide-eyed and agreeable newbies, and instead I find a bunch of self-important tight-assed goatfuckers. Well then, let's play rough.
You should have told us that you were being cute and fluffy, because I sure didn't notice.
Argh, every IC has some kind of long-winded greeting except me. Oh well. I'm Dariush, and I'm extremely white and fluffy. Any interactions with me may will result in sanity, blood, limb and life loss.
This is an honest mistake on my part. I was trying to make a witty response here, but it looks like I forgot that Dariush did actually say so. Perhaps because it's not actually important to the game, so I forgot about it.
Oh, and by the way:
Dariush[...], which of this game's players have you played with/against before this game, and how do they play as town and scum? How do you play?
Dariush and IronyOwl, which of this game's players have you played with/against before this game, and how do they play as town and scum? How do you play?
I played with everyone except Painiac and Dr.Phibes. Everyone is a decent player. Except you. You are a self-obsessed moron. Now, what was the purpose of your questions?
As you could have guessed already when I asked the question, but should absolutely know by now, while this is logically correct, this is
not an acceptable answer. Dariush clearly prefers being smartass to being helpful.
And I cannot believe you repeated it again and again in your Evidence post. U tunnelin' bro?
Actually, I'm not. While this certainly looks like confirmation bias, it is in fact not, as I have really only received positive confirmation. Dariush is showing again and again that he does not give a single goatfuck about being even moderately helpful. Even though the question has devolved to a formality now and is not actually helpful anymore, he is consistently refusing to comply in the knowledge that complying would have taken less effort than telling me that it's bullshit to comply. By now, I have given up on getting an answer to this question. (PPE: But I have asked him some follow-up questions, which he then proceeded to ignore).
"I gave reasons why you should answer my question. You ignored them."
"You didn't answer the question."
"You evaded my question again. Remember how I wrote earlier that I wanted to quote you on something?"
"If you're that intent on disproving my incriminating facts, check your counterstatements first. The post of mine you're referring to is already the post where I repeat my question. So you should have had no problems at all giving a coherent, precise and satisfactory answer the first time I asked.
"
The hypocrisy is too much for mine eyes.
That's not even
hypocrisy.
Restating!
Dariush and IronyOwl, which of this game's players have you played with/against before this game, and how do they play as town and scum? How do you play?
I played with everyone except Painiac and Dr.Phibes. Everyone is a decent player. Except you. You are a self-obsessed moron. Now, what was the purpose of your questions?
Palm to the face.
You are good at restating. But what's your point? "Palm to the face" is not an argument.
Oh, P.S. McFry, if you're scumhunting Dariush like you said here then I'd truly wish you well.
Now am I doing like I said or not?
Other than being a hypocrite, that is.
Not.
And not even spreading out the need for information once you "are sure" of who is scum.
What? Spreading out the need for information? I'm already using all the information I can get from Dariush. Do you want me to ask Dariush the
question again? Why don't you ask him this time? Perhaps he'll suddenly feel compelled to answer to you instead.
Or perchance, to read more on your pursuant?
Even more than I'm already doing?
And FYI, I won't use metascumtells as arguments, so you can't even know what I'm reading about.
Also, verging on non-mafia details is not good. Perfect for you to go on your lead though. Wacky Death Race is the best proof you can give to show Dariush is scum. Especially on the effort made in that off-topic post, it reflects, you know?
I'm verging on details that differentiate him from town. Also, what is a Wacky Death Race? I looked in the Mafiascum wiki, but I could't find it.
And what the hell reflects?
As far as I can understand, you're accusing me because 1) I'm having a successful scumhunt, 2) because I'm a hypocrite (which I'm not), and 3) because I failed a witty remark.
I mean, seriously. What the hell. Those must be the worst reasons ever for a vote. Shame on you, man. Shame on you.
Dariush, it's you again. Well, what do we have here.
vomit
You fucking piece of shit. Not only you ignored the entirety of my post, you actually had the guts to say that I didn't say anything useful, vote me and ignore the questions I specifically warned I'll have your ass for not answering. Honestly, regardless of your alignment, I hope to never see you again on this forum. You just don't care.
And the odds of the same IC being scum two games in a row is microscopic. Dariush was scum in BM XXXI.
Gambler's Fallacy is just that - a fallacy. Don't resort to it.
Dariush: How goes the IC'ing? (Heh, Icing) On that note: who, now, do you think is the most scummy of the bunch?
Dr. Phibes for giving a grand total of less than one fuck during the whole game. What did you hope to gain from the answer?
What do we have here? An insult, a filler, an answer and an overused and destructive counter-question.
I'll just put this here again.
1. Repeated voluntary cooperation refusal.
As you might remember, I have given many good reasons why you should answer the question I asked you. As you didn't answer my question like I suggested you do, you obviously disagree with all of the reasons.
To recap: Here are the reasons.
First, the ICs have played more games with this round's players, and should therefore have an accurate idea of most people's gameplay, more than I and others have read out of the previous games.
Second, there are two of them, and if one should decide to give biased information, then information between the two IC posts will differ and we will know that one of the ICs cannot be trusted.
Third, everybody can use the information given by the ICs. I suspect that not everybody will go through all of this group's previous games, so the information will help the players to form their own opinion. As I said before, the information given by the ICs can't be used for scumtells, so everybody will still have to scumhunt on their own, but with a little more guidance.
Fourth, it is not required to believe or even regard the given information. You are still free to suspect whomever you want.
Fifth, this is a test to see if the ICs are willing to cooperate with the town.
As you are of the opinion that these reasons suck, you should probably have reasons for thinking like this, therefore you should be able to tell us these reasons. Why do you disagree with all of the reasons I gave you?
Note the question mark.
To quote you:
You fucking piece of shit. Not only you ignored the entirety of my post, you actually had the guts to [...] ignore the questions I specifically warned I'll have your ass for not answering.
Seriously. Double standards.
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