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Author Topic: Hero Caddies RtD! [Book I, Chapter I]  (Read 61305 times)

Tiruin

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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #120 on: March 21, 2012, 12:34:39 am »

Where is the waitlist?

And SeriousConcentrate is teal? Can't believe I missed that line.
lawastooshort     Red
dermonster     Green
Taricus     Blue
IronyOwl     Orange
adwarf     Grey



And of course, here's what we already know:
Serious:Teal
monk12:Maroon
Bulldog:Yellow
Toaster:Purple
Scelly9:brown
Assuming Irony does not lie (he isn't, right?) We have a confirmed color-...

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Red - Dermonster
Orange - SeriousConcentrate
Yellow -Taricus! Toaster
Green - IronyOwl
Blue - monk12
Purple - lawastooshort
Teal - Taricus
Brown (which is not brown?!) -Scelly9
Maroon - Bulldog
Grey - adwarf

I am bound to get one correct! I just know it!

YES! I GOT SCELLY9! and adwarf, probably.
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #121 on: March 21, 2012, 01:02:46 am »

Assuming Irony does not lie (he isn't, right?) We have a confirmed color-...
The colored ones are all accurate as far as I'm aware, but the top list is two separate lists, not a prediction. I'm not admitting to being Orange.

That's not to say that I'm not willing to take credit for being right on 2/2 counts, though. :P
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #122 on: March 21, 2012, 02:45:29 pm »

You got it right, it was me trying to burn the town down. :P
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #123 on: March 21, 2012, 07:08:59 pm »

Prologue: Turn 8

(...) Grey flies out the loft window of the barn, landing on the cobblestone street below. He feels something snap in his legs! (...) Meanwhile, Green kicks open the doors of the barn! Livestock spills into the street and errant sparks flood from the doorway! Orange points at the flaming building and begins yelling loudly.
"Help! Help! The evil minions have trapped a poor peasant in the barn, and are burning him alive for their sacrifice! We must save him or the town will fall!"
"Look! He's the one that killed the guards! GET HIM!"
"No no, he's not... dammit, GREEN GET IN THE WAGON"
Green grabs Grey and starts running! The line forms back into a mob and begins chasing after Green and Grey, and the others pile into the cart! The Dongrel hops in and curls up in Red's lap.
"Aww, who's a good giant reptile thing~?"
Green tosses Grey into the wagon and jumps in himself. "PUNCH IT!"
The adventurers notice the approaching crowd and pile into the wagon! Davkul grabs the collection tin, Coratra grabs the reigns, and the wagon darts off at top speed!

The town of Zabrek, the only place you have ever known, shrinks into the distance. The bright glow of the burning barn reflects the brilliant light of the approaching sunset.

Odysseus pivots in his recliner, glaring at Grey. His sword flies under Grey's chin in a flash.
"I do not know what you have done, or if the town's accusations are true. I do know that five members of the Hero's GuildTM appear to have absconded with a criminal. A representative will arrive at Zabrek shortly, to set the record straight and clear our names. But I'm watching you, and will not hesitate to exact justice if you slip up." He turns back around to face the road and makes a hand gesture to the others. Vladimir turns around to face the caddies, and holds out a large scroll of parchment with quill and inkwell.
"You have been officially hired as squires for members of the Hero's GuildTM. The Hero's GuildTM is not responsible and will not be held accountable for any maimings, limb separations or magical deformations accrued during squireship. The views and opinions expressed by adventurers in our employ do not necessarily represent the views and opinions of the Hero's GuildTM. For further information read the contract in full, as presented by a representative of the Hero's GuildTM."
Vladimir clears his throat. "Sign your name here please."

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End of Prologue

lawastooshort - Orange
dermonster - Red
SeriousConcentrate - Teal
Taricus - Blue
monk12 - Maroon
BullDog - Yellow
IronyOwl - Green
Toaster - Purple
Scelly9 - Brown
adwarf - Grey
« Last Edit: March 21, 2012, 07:10:55 pm by Gatleos »
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #124 on: March 21, 2012, 07:15:47 pm »

Name: Derek Letum
Adventurer: Ravaatra Hellbinder (What a shocker)

"Well, I tried introducing myself earlier. Hello, I'm Derek Letum! Any chance I can keep the Dongrel?"
Give love to dongrel. I shall name her Lacerta!
« Last Edit: March 21, 2012, 07:31:39 pm by dermonster »
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #125 on: March 21, 2012, 07:20:56 pm »

"Well, that's a better contract than we'll EVER receive in that shithole. I mean, You're warning us atleast. I think my grandfather got eaten, My mother burnt and my father turned into a newt. Atleast I can expect something like that to happen now."

Name: Raul
Adventurer: Vladimir Silverblade

Sign contact, Try and not screw anything up right now.
« Last Edit: March 21, 2012, 07:35:50 pm by Taricus »
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #126 on: March 21, 2012, 07:29:53 pm »

Wait. I got one right? Neat. But I reversed Adwarf and dermonster. Oh well. I wish I hadn't said I was almost certain...
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #127 on: March 21, 2012, 08:24:10 pm »

Name: Azatek Litz
Adventurer: Coratra Gladomain

"Pleasure to meet you, I'm Azatek Litz, and thinks for the opportunity to prove my innocence of some matters."
Accept Contract
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #128 on: March 21, 2012, 09:57:27 pm »

Name: Caddio Nine
Adventurer: Odysseus Hawklight


Sign contract. "So Mr. Hawklight, do you mind if I ask you some questions? I'm rather curious about you and your band, you see."
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #129 on: March 21, 2012, 10:06:59 pm »

Odysseus pulls a chilly drink from his personal cooler and turns to Caddio, sipping from the straw. "I suppose so. It is a squire's duty to know his master. What would you like to know?"
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #130 on: March 21, 2012, 10:09:06 pm »

"...how much do you get paid for this?"
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #131 on: March 21, 2012, 10:49:18 pm »

"Our Guild salaries are enough to make us comfortable anywhere we travel, and we also get a fair share of the donations we collect. It varies. Of course there's also the loot we find on our way. We keep an inventory of it all and keep a good share of the profit, sending the rest to The Guild."
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #132 on: March 22, 2012, 03:30:10 am »

Name: Bryan
Adventurer: Davkul Stalkingwolf

"Hello. Er... Um. I... Oh."

Sign contract.
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #133 on: March 22, 2012, 07:52:02 am »

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YES! I GOT Scelly9, Derm, IronyOwl and adwarf. Score!

That's about 39.5% of everyone! Minus the partial body parts.

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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #134 on: March 22, 2012, 01:54:10 pm »

Waitlist me as Jimbo Jimmerson.
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