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Author Topic: Hero Caddies RtD! [Book I, Chapter I]  (Read 60769 times)

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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #105 on: March 20, 2012, 02:23:02 pm »

Just a list.
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #106 on: March 20, 2012, 02:24:18 pm »

And then I see your name on there.

Doh!
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #107 on: March 20, 2012, 09:54:38 pm »

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Prologue: Turn 7

An angry mob is beginning to form, moving toward the tavern explosion site!

"There was a fight and fire and a mean Dongrel and I wanna go hooooooo-" Odysseus Hawklight grabs Red by the neck and throws him to the ground!
"Who is responsible for this?! I want answers NOW!"
Brown starts backing away. "I would like to mention that I had no part in setting the tavern on fire. Unless that was a good thing, in which case I helped a lot." Brown runs off to find Grey, but Orange steps in front of him and swings his broken bottle at him! (ATT) (DEF) The bottle jams into Brown's liver, puncturing it! He falls to the ground in immense pain. A doctor is later able to stop the bleeding, but Brown dies of liver failure several nights later.
Spoiler: K.O.! (click to show/hide)

The angry mob closes in on the caddies, yelling for blood! Green appeals to Odysseus.
"You must understand, the tavern was a ticking time bomb. They kept starved Dongrels in the basement! It was going to blow up any day now."
Odysseus rubs his chin. "Mmmm. I see. I presume the charred corpse over there belongs to the arsonist, then?"
"Yes!"
"It seems it's your lucky day then." Odysseus turns to the gathered crowd and begins an announcement. "Attention, fair peasants of Zabrek! Lower your torches, and amplify your relaxed states! These filthy drunks-"
"HEY!" Blue glowers at Odysseus.
"-are not your enemies! They were attacked by the servants of GORTHARIUS!"
The crowd gasps.
"His blasphemous servants attacked the town and destroyed the tavern! But his reign of terror stops here! We have embarked on a quest to stop him, and free you all from his tyrannical grasp!"
The crowd cheers and claps, and the adventurers bow.
"This was all made possible by the Hero's GuildTM, The People's HeroesTM! © 1538 Hero's Guild, Inc."
Odysseus snaps, and Davkul retrieves a large metal tin from the adventurers' cart. He drops it on the ground in front of the crowd.
"Donate to the Hero's GuildTM today! We accept gold pieces as well as Nordian shekels."
The crowd continues clapping and starts organizing itself into a line, dropping money into the collection tin. Odysseus turns back to Green.
"Alright, you four are coming with us. Shame only four survived, but we'll have to make do and pick up another in the next town. It's not too far. We move out in one hour, make your preparations before then or be left behind."
The Dongrel approaches Red, rubbing against his legs like a cat.

The crowd, in its donation frenzy, doesn't seem to notice the plumes of smoke churning from the loft window of the nearby barn. Grey struggles with the door from inside, (...) but it won't budge! In fact, he seems to have jammed it even further! The fire spreads over the copious piles of hay in the barn, and begins climbing the walls!

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~Status~
Red: 5/5
Green: 5/5
Blue: 4/5
Orange: 4/5
Grey: 5/5
DONGREL: 7/10
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #108 on: March 20, 2012, 09:56:25 pm »

So close.....
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« Reply #109 on: March 20, 2012, 09:58:22 pm »

Hehehehe.

Also, Irony I am obliged to injure you painfuly for correctly guessing my colour :P
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« Reply #110 on: March 20, 2012, 09:59:33 pm »

I have a feeling the message I received may have been false...
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #111 on: March 20, 2012, 10:00:24 pm »

So do we reveal ourselves now or...?
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #112 on: March 20, 2012, 10:01:32 pm »

May as well since we'll all be in the game (Give or take on grey's case :P)
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #113 on: March 20, 2012, 10:01:49 pm »

Read the first spoiler. I take it as a maybe.
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #114 on: March 20, 2012, 10:07:45 pm »

I have a feeling the message I received may have been false...
Hey, just because someone called a truce doesn't mean everyone's going to follow it!


I suppose you can reveal yourself now if you want, it just won't be official until you escape the town. Every time someone dies before then, they will be replaced with the next person on the waitlist. I'll reveal the identities myself when the prologue ends.
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #115 on: March 20, 2012, 10:08:21 pm »

I sense a tweest somewhere between here and the city gates.

And wait...
So, here's what's left:

lawastooshort     Red
dermonster     Green
Taricus     Blue
IronyOwl     Orange
Scelly9     Brown
adwarf     Grey
So close.....
Hehehehe.

Also, Irony I am obliged to injure you painfuly for correctly guessing my colour :P

Assuming Taricus isn't being deceptive, Irony's random list is 2/2! I'm guessing it won't be more accurate than that, since he wouldn't identify himself, but still. Damn sight better than everyone else's random guessing.

Somebody save adwarf!

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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #116 on: March 20, 2012, 10:09:52 pm »

I'm rooting for Grey. :P Always going for the underdog, I suppose...
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #117 on: March 20, 2012, 10:27:15 pm »

Looks like Bulldog agrees with me that Taric is Brown. Also good arguments for Derm being Grey; although initially I thought he was Yellow, I got proven wrong there. :P However, I'm pretty sure Irony is not Green. I don't think he would pop his collar, ever, under any circumstances. :P I think Green is actually la since that strikes me as the kind of detail he would put into his action.
Heh, I don't know most of you very well, so I'll be surprised if I get any right. :P

Anyhow, it looks like it's almost over.
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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #118 on: March 20, 2012, 10:40:05 pm »

Anyhow, it's almost over.

Au contraire- it is just beginning.


Now that I've indulged my overly dramatic side, is the waitlist secret, Gatleos? I died early, so I rather suspect I'm miserably far down it, but I'd like to see how many corpses players are between me and the game.

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Re: Hero Caddies RtD! [Prologue]
« Reply #119 on: March 20, 2012, 10:52:13 pm »

The first five spots on the waitlist are given to everyone who died, in reverse order. The longer you survived, the closer you are. Everyone else is below that.

It'll be a bit harder for players to die once the game really starts, but I predict a relatively swift waitlist. :P
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